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[Sinner's Sandwich]

Two inches is big for a clitoris.

She is just making shit up. She probably invented the whole event.

 

[Barbenheimer]

She probably experienced her clit trying to escape the body it’s attached to lest it becomes even more mutilated

 

[Sean Andalou]

She is just making shit up. She probably invented the whole event.

I'm guessing there was some sort of erotic stimulus, but as always the usual disclaimers apply.

 

[Fapcop]

Pooner gets a boner?
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What man doesn’t refer to his penis as “my little guy”, amirite fellas?!

 

[CyberInu]

Easy. They don't. The reason all of your memories of scene kids has them all tilting their heads sideways is to keep their hair out of their eyes because they can't see.

The vision in y right eye is legitimately slightly worse than my left because I spent so many years with a fringe

 

[monstrous bubo]

She thinks she can hide it from the state. By the way, lady, who did you have to pay a fee to, when you legally changed your name? Hmm...the state. Thought provoking.

She did the name change in California and moved to the South so she might be OK. The real question is why does she think she can hide the deficiency in upper body strength when she’s on the streets dealing with perps. The other cops are going to work out pretty quick that she can’t be trusted to back them up with the physical stuff - and why. At best, they’ll treat her like the woman she is, but more likely she will be ridiculed or shunned or both. She’ll either eat her service gun, or be shot with it when a perp beats her and steals it.

She probably experienced her clit trying to escape the body it’s attached to

If it ever succeeds I hope it finds a safe forever home.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

The vision in y right eye is legitimately slightly worse than my left because I spent so many years with a fringe

Did the bangs cover the one eye and cause it to get weaker or force the other to overcompensate? That’s crazy.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Holy Shit it's one of the Gruesomes.

Wow he’s transitioning into Joey Ramone.

Only Joey was a billion times cooler than this asshole could ever dream of being.

Beat me to it - kind of uncanny - even the chin is reminiscent (a bit; don’t autism me with measurements and overlays ). However, in addition to being cool, Joey did something with himself beyond posting photos of himself everywhere for head-pats, despite schizophrenia and OCD diagnoses; the Ramones came into being when he was 21.

This tranny is having issues accidentally wetting his pants.. or maybe not accidentally... who knows.
This guy is going to use gender dysphoria as a way to get away with wetting his pants in public.
This is an example as to why society has 2 separate gender sections in different shopping areas. Male and female anatomy are different.
If we decide to include all anatomy types in the incontinence aisle, all mixed up woth tranny pics as well as normal people pics, things would be confusing.
Another issue is, if we made everything for everybody, you would have to incorporate all parts of both sexes in the product, which would be uncomfortable.
Just to be clear, I am not incontinent, this post randomly came to my attention when I was looking for something.
But this issue is one of the many things that bugs me about trans.
Female clothes don't fit trannies right because they don't have the female body. And they never will... but the men section has clothes that fit them.
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“Does anyone know of products specifically for women that ignore women’s natural biology and physical arrangement? WHY don’t makers of women’s products design them for men??”

Went back to see the responses he’s getting. Let’s see:

Imagine trying to strike a medical doctor for telling you you have cancer because you don’t believe in cancer.

What man doesn’t refer to his penis as “my little guy”, amirite fellas?!

I have actually heard this from bona fide very straight men, or variations of it. Made me cringe even at a naive 20 years old. Like guy, why are you saying that?! Aside from being a total turnoff, it was just weird and uncomfortable. …Worse, I also heard it at much older stages of life.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She did the name change in California and moved to the South so she might be OK.

If background checks could be foiled by crossing state lines, I wouldn't be able to find deadnames as a fun hobby and you could just stop paying for your car and move to another city and be fine.

 

[CyberInu]

Did the bangs cover the one eye and cause it to get weaker or force the other to overcompensate? That’s crazy.

Covering my eye made it weaker according to my optometrist. I utilize both eyes now!

 

[Fapcop]

I have actually heard this from bona fide very straight men, or variations of it. Made me cringe even at a naive 20 years old. Like guy, why are you saying that?! Aside from being a total turnoff, it was just weird and uncomfortable. …Worse, I also heard it at much older stages of life.

Wtf?!?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Wtf?!?

Exactly. Imagine being there and hearing that live. Literally me:

 

[AfghanBlue]

However, in addition to being cool, Joey did something with himself beyond posting photos of himself everywhere for head-pats, despite schizophrenia and OCD diagnoses

Because of said OCD, he also fucking stank, really badly supposedly. When the OCD was at its worst, he would apparently just wear the same clothes for months, because it was unbearable to him to get dressed, and undressed and dressed again like hundreds of times trying to get it "right" because he'd have to do everything so specifically, so he just kept the same gear on.

OCD is such a cruel, weird fucking thing.
According to some musician friends of his (in an interview I half remember reading years ago) he was really suffering with it, but it was easier for him to spin it his filthiness off as an obnoxious, punk, statement thing, and have people think he was nasty, then deal with the mental side of it.

I had never heard of such an expression of the illness til reading about that.

 

[Fapcop]

Exactly. Imagine being there and hearing that live. Literally me:

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I… I can’t even think of the equivalent for that in a woman. Calling her vagina “My cootie house” maybe?!

I think I’ve come to understand the concept of “Ick”.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A delusional FTM thinks that she is on the "verge" of being clocked; sister, if there's already rumors about you being transgender, you aren't on the verge - the cat's out of the bag. And the more the lady protests, the more people will quickly realize that you really are a lady...
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On the verge of getting clocked at work and I don't know what to do​

I've been stealth for the past few years. I pass perfectly, I've had top surgery and I wear a packer so there's really nothing about me that could give anyone the impression that I am trans except for my height (5'4). I'm also straight and my colleagues know that I have a long-term girlfriend.
Recently I learned that there are rumors (and not only rumors, some people are genuinely convinced) that I'm trans. I've acted shocked at the news, I told them that it wasn't the case and fortunately a lot of them believed me. However there are still some people that believe it, and continue to make the rumors grow. Mind you, I have absolutely no idea where they got that from. The thing is, I work for the army and people here can be quite homophobic/transphobic/everything-phobic, hence why I don't want to tell the truth. I also have a hysterectomy programmed in a few weeks. I have an excuse, but I'm afraid that it will fuel the rumors.
How do I make it stop? I told people it wasn't true, I keep acting as normally as I did before, I sometimes laugh when someone asks me about it and tell them I heard about the rumors too but some STILL believe it. I'm scared that they will end up convincing the others, or they will somehow try to "prove" it by stalking my private life or worse, straight up asking me to pull down my pants lol. Wtf can I do?

A spineless tranny talks about how he would totally stand up to transphobes any other time, but conveniently cannot relocate his shriveled balls when he's enduring such aggression in the workplace.
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Why... I did not ask for it...​

Today, I was harassed at work by transphobic clients. I found myself in a situation I never asked for, and it enraged me to the point where I was ready to speak up or even react physically. But my coworkers, who are just as ignorant, chose to play along with the clients instead of supporting me.
They noticed the outline of my chest under my sweatshirt and began insulting me and our community, even though I always present in "boy mode" at work. I am proud to be a trans woman, but to protect myself and my job, I can't openly defend our community in that environment. Outside of work, however, it’s a different story, I will always stand up for us against these oppressive people and their passive-aggressive behavior.
For nearly two hours, they subjected me to constant insults, belittling me as a trans woman. I was on the verge of exploding, I am so fed up with this treatment. Once again, I ask: why is it so hard for the majority of people to simply understand us or, at the very least, leave us alone? I'm not even asking for support, just peace. I just want people to mind their own business and stop interfering with mine.
I want to be free to be myself without judgment or aggression. I want to enjoy my life as much as possible. After spending so many years in the closet, suffering in silence in a body that never felt like mine, I believe I have the right to be who I truly am now, me…

Apparently this TiF's mom sent such an alarming and strange email to her provider that the doctor noped out of the entire affair; due to having a medical condition known as "being a retarded 18-year-old," she doesn't comprehend from the doctor's perspective how this might influence his willingness to operate.
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Terrible experience with Dr. Shaun Herman​

I know this title might be a shocker, but please hear me out. Usually, when you search up this surgeon’s name, the posts are flooded with positivity and great outcomes, but my story will be very different.
TL;DR - After the hospital sent home mail against my knowledge, my mom found their contact information and sent a transphobic email. Dr. Sean Herman unfairly decided to drop me as a patient because my “post-op recovery environment wouldn’t be safe”.
I set up my first consultation on Oct 18. I went to the hospital in Hackensack, NJ. Everything went fine. My chest was photographed and measured. Dr. Herman recommended periareolar since I have a very flat chest and I just wanted my nipples to be shaved down.
The next step was getting forms from health providers. Afterward, I was permitted to schedule my pre-op appointment (Dec 20). That was where everything fell apart. I received a phone call from the scheduler that Dr. Herman decided to cancel my appointment. She told me it was because my mom sent a transphobic email and he was “concerned” that my recovery environment wouldn’t be safe.
Now, I did designate my mom to be my post-op caregiver, but the email itself should not have been enough to override my autonomy as an 18 year old. It was your typical “the gov needs to stop allowing children to be mutilated!!” type of nonsense from someone who is clearly uneducated about transgender healthcare.
I will also mention that I was very transparent about my mom being transphobic at the first consultation. I was reassured that it wouldn’t be an issue as long as she would be willing to take care of me post-op.
During this conversation with the scheduler, I pointed out a few things. My mom is transphobic. OF COURSE she would be against me getting surgery. That doesn’t mean that she would neglect me post-op. She was also against me changing my legal name and getting on testosterone. Dr. Herman doesn’t know our relationship or her. My mom is as accepting as a transphobic parent can get. She calls me the name I chose, uses my pronouns, if she remembers, and even bought me my first suit for my high school prom.
Another thing that bothered me was that the decision to cancel was so abrupt. If there truly was concern about my post-op environment, why wasn’t I spoken to or given other options? I desired to have the procedure done in the summer; it was December. There would have been plenty of time to find a new caretaker, if needed.
I also mentioned that I was responsible for all costs and my mom’s sole purpose for involvement would be taking care of me and driving me to the post-op appointments until I would be cleared to travel on my own. I also felt that it was a HIPPA violation, though they didn’t respond to my mom’s email, they did have non consensual contact with a family member.
After taking my words into consideration, the scheduler decided that she would speak to Dr. Herman about his decision. The appointment was reinstated the next day. I was so happy and relieved–thank god I stood up for myself.
On the day of my appointment, I received a voicemail that it had been canceled AGAIN. Furthermore, there were no reschedule appointments available. And the worst part was that it was right before Christmas, so I knew that I wouldn’t be able to try and salvage the situation until the holidays passed.
In the beginning of January, I called the scheduler and told her I wanted to reschedule my appointment. She told me she would get back to me since I requested it to be TeleMed, and she had to see when the surgeon was available.
Here’s the climax of this nightmare. After calling every few days to try and get an answer to no avail, my call was finally transferred to the scheduler. Dr. Herman changed his mind, again, and this time went a step further to completely drop me as a patient. “Terminated” as the scheduler put it.
It made no sense. Why would you allow me to reschedule after the first cancellation and waste my time, just to drop that bomb a month later?
The worst part is that now I have to start all over. It was this very subreddit where I found Dr. Herman. He was also the only other surgeon in the area that took my insurance. I just don’t understand how such a revered, well-respected surgeon could be so cruel and unreasonable.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I… I can’t even think of the equivalent for that in a woman. Calling her vagina “My cootie house” maybe?!

I think I’ve come to understand the concept of “Ick”.

It's gross but most words for genitals are fucking horrible or at best a bit cringe to be honest.
"my little guy" is like the opposite of "the old chap" which I always thought was a pretty funny one.

Out of all Troon shit, pooners swollen clits grosses me out hardest somehow.

The sensitivity of them, engorged, definitely stinking on their unhygienic and testosterone addled, hairy crotches.
The combination of the spicy levels of filth combined with the sensitivity of the clit, attached to these pitiable, fat red swollen sweaty and shame ridden little pug-women, knowing that all of these losers have got that grotty secret.
It all combines to be the worst factor of it all for me.

Flashbacks to walking in to a toilet (and immediately retreating) after it had been used by what I now know to be a~middle aged, disabled, fat, cliff Richard tour teeshirt wearing-Pooner ~and smelling this most curious smell, a deep dark rich vaginally smell punted out by fatties with bad hygiene and medical problems almost caramelesque, accented by a high tinge of fish, but the strongest by far, of an unyet unsmelt before, the hefty base note of barbequed meat, mixed with burnt rubber.

Knowing that there's a sensitive giant clit, jamming around in all that smell, getting touched by the wiry and unkempt stinking pubic hair. Its like walking around with your tongue constantly out. Like if you lost your whole jaw or something. But kept a beard around it. And had halitosis.
It is worse for me than any male troon psycical effect.

Also I've decided that I now agree with
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN, etc.
Yes, they are. Women who think they re trans are indeed women. Men who think they are trans are indeed men.
Kek.

 

[Paper Machete]

I… I can’t even think of the equivalent for that in a woman. Calling her vagina “My cootie house” maybe?!

Cootercat

 

[The Un-Clit]

I… I can’t even think of the equivalent for that in a woman. Calling her vagina “My cootie house” maybe?!

I think I’ve come to understand the concept of “Ick”.

I knew a girl who called her cooch her "lovin' oven". (Cos it's HOT!). She was drunk when she told us, so I forgive it. But I'll never forget it.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Idk bro sucks to suck

I love a happy ending!


So, in case of separation, she wants them to settle custody out of court. He has different plans though…move out of state so he can finally start his titty skittles. Sorry kids!

I wanted to dress in women’s clothes but I also wanted her to stick around and wash them for me.


Hell yeah, love to see these wives getting tf out of there.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I knew a girl who called her cooch her "lovin' oven". (Cos it's HOT!). She was drunk when she told us, so I forgive it. But I'll never forget it.

Alternatively, reheat in the Dykrowave

Idk bro sucks to suck

Don't it feel like we've seen a LOT of this recently?

Maybe all the people who've slowly been grooming themsleves reached some sort of crisis mass point because of daddy Trump telling everyone to get the fuck out of the house, and they are all mentally falling apart. Just seems like there's been a lot of confessions, to wives, which obv indicates rapid onset..
I just feels like we've seen a good few nigh identical (cos they are weird cut n paste NPCs) posts of this nature in the last week or two alone.


An extremely long, detailed glimpse into another relationship ending.

Spoiler: Long

Some comic relief after that.


Lol
Mailfail. You said it, pal.
The male in fail falls mainly on the trail.

Ooofya!
Man. The things that there in the background Roomba has likely seen, has just rumbled on past..