And yet all these years you're still not a woman despite the seething and constant dilation.
In response to this, Colton thinks describing all the toys he plays with will own the Kiwi chuds.
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It's funny how he's specifically whining that the collector oriented Lego sets are the ones he finds the most difficult to build while proclaiming he is a proud collector to the Kiwi Chuds.
Inb4 Colton spams this Lily_Athiest person so much that they end up joining the thread to shit on Colton.
At that point I think he would kill himself.
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I remember at some point seeing Lilith acknowledged Colton. I find it really hard to dig through his twitter because of all the vile pony porn. It's not even like subtle, it's just straight up disgusting semen filled children's tv characters. Colton, if you are reading this: that is not normal, you are mentally ill. It's fine when he posts loads of pictures of cats. This gave me a laugh earlier though:
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Does the Rod of Pain really take that much out of him?
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You think colton has the intellectual capacity for that? I mean I'm not even suggesting mechanics are 160 IQ or anything but....its colton. Cmon
Hey Colton, how do you expect the audience to see the performance when your fat ass is blocking most of the stage? Also no one cares you saw a band, faggot. Goth shit is so cringe.
In the spirit of fairness
Imagine looking at porn of a children's tv show and not being able to rub one out because you have a mutilated piece of meat instead of a dick. You will never be a woman, Colton.
Yeah, he can't even assemble Lego sets because he's too retarded/the harsh edges hurt his fat fingies (depending on which excuse he's deploying at any given time), I think any kind of skilled manual labour is beyond him. And as for intellectual labour, well ... you've seen his posting. So I guess his employment opportunities are limited to "counterweight", "professional Pinata" or maybe "warning to others", someone who is wheeled in front of school assemblies (probably literally, perhaps in a shopping cart) and some embarrassing youth pastor sings a rap song about how if you don't stay in school and study you could end up as a fat, friendless, useless eunuch who impotently rages all day at people who laugh at you all over the internet.
I think he should get into volunteering. Such as, volunteering to join the 41%.
And the best part is that he came here trying to get us to do to Joe/Manajerk exactly what we are doing that he is now sniveling and crying about what a victim of "evil Kiwi Farms boolying" he is.
