DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[emitter]

What's really crazy is if they did this with Phil on a week ago he would have just sat there with that dumb fake smile on.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

LOL, his 'friend' Brian(TopTierRated) popped into TBS' chat and confirmed what PPP said about what it's like to deal with Phil 'behind da scenes.'

 

[Malcolm X]

everything we have heard the past few days aside from the pet stuff, that Phil could be lying. PPP could be lying.

Since Triple P has claimed he has receipts, he'll need to show those to convince me he's telling the truth. Still, as it stands, I'm inclined in the direction that Trip-Pee isn't lying because, well, he's a drama guy, so if he's going to make shit up, I'd expect him to go more "turns out Khet IS getting blhecked by TWO Tyrones" than "he had a bunny and it died". I'd be more skeptical of "I offered to pay his way to Florida" except that he says Phil turned him down for a very, very Phil reason (i.e., stupid). If I were a fat Canadian drama streamer, I'd probably go for "he said no cause he didn't trust ME, good ol' Triple Bypass, can you believe this bitch calling ME a liar". But "uhhhh...I can't leave Jasper" "Okay I'll pay for a cat sitter" "Okay but no" sounds so stupid it rings Phil to me.

With Phil lying it's much harder, because he absolutely will, and has, lied about the most minor of things. Things no one asked about, things no one cares about, things that lying about make him look worse, things everyone already knows the truth about, things he himself said 30 seconds earlier...if it can be lied about, Phil will lie about it. So did he have a bunny? Did it die? Shit, I don't even know, man.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

im more inclined to believe the 'pet' was a local wild rabbit Kat took a liking to and would see regularly from her corral. phil being phil, took its death as an opportunity to beg. hell im not even inclined to believe that it died, it could have just fucked off to an area with more food. if he actually had another pet he'd definitely have used it to beg by now.

alternate theory: it really is a zoo in there, and phil being phil, believes that after the jasper scam that any pet reveal would be a win for the 'tractors and the more hidden pets he has, the more he's felting those damn trolls.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The seas of the goutsphere are truly a fickle mistress one day you're riding high with fair winds and bright sun and the next you're tossed asunder onto the craggy shores of boredom and impatience, don't milk this too long Triple P or you'll find yourself in the latter sooner than later you got receipts fucking show em'.

 

[neger psykolog]

Since Triple P has claimed he has receipts, he'll need to show those to convince me he's telling the truth. Still, as it stands, I'm inclined in the direction that Trip-Pee isn't lying because, well, he's a drama guy, so if he's going to make shit up, I'd expect him to go more "turns out Khet IS getting blhecked by TWO Tyrones" than "he had a bunny and it died". I'd be more skeptical of "I offered to pay his way to Florida" except that he says Phil turned him down for a very, very Phil reason (i.e., stupid). If I were a fat Canadian drama streamer, I'd probably go for "he said no cause he didn't trust ME, good ol' Triple Bypass, can you believe this bitch calling ME a liar". But "uhhhh...I can't leave Jasper" "Okay I'll pay for a cat sitter" "Okay but no" sounds so stupid it rings Phil to me.

With Phil lying it's much harder, because he absolutely will, and has, lied about the most minor of things. Things no one asked about, things no one cares about, things that lying about make him look worse, things everyone already knows the truth about, things he himself said 30 seconds earlier...if it can be lied about, Phil will lie about it. So did he have a bunny? Did it die? Shit, I don't even know, man.

I'm inclined to believe PPP because he actually tried to help out DSP a bit (even if they wanted to use him for comedy purposes) and DSP did nothing but fuck them around. PPP was visibly pissed off. And as you say almost everything he has said sounds exactly like DSP

It's not like this is Doody or some random retard detractor inventing conspiracy theories about Khet being touched by an angel or saying they interviewed his UPS delivery man, DSP has actually collaborated with PPP one on one for quite some time and few of the details are actually that salacious (besides drunk messaging, which people kind of suspected to some extent) and most of them are kind of depressing (people having illnesses and shit).

If PPP were going to bring up some totally left of field shit like DSP and Khet actually have a child who is 4 years old now then I'd be demanding receipts but he hasn't said anything that is unbelievable at all.

The seas of the goutsphere are truly a fickle mistress one day you're riding high with fair winds and bright sun and the next you're tossed asunder onto the craggy shores of boredom and impatience, don't milk this too long Triple P or you'll find yourself in the latter sooner than later you got receipts fucking show em'.

Who cares about receipts? No seriously. This isn't fucking Doody making wild ass claims based off of nothing. We all know DSP has been speaking to PPP already and PPP is an established drama streamer - he did shit like get DSP to tweet the fuck out of metokur for an interview and use wording like "before its too late" and a bunch of other shit.

There's no wild enough claim being made that requires receipts for this shit to be believable.

 

[San Dimas High School]

It's getting lost in amongst the Burnell wildlife sanctuary and Kat's health speculation, but I think my favorite reveal was that when Phil had to be handheld through installing a VPN he spent hours entertaining himself by looking at the different adverts he was getting while visiting websites from different countries. He's absolutely melted his brain with gin, door dash and WWE champions.

My favorite part was PPP saying it was his idea to call Metokur a coward and say the clock was running out. It made so much sense hearing it, but I don't think I even considered it at the time. Like DSP is never that funny on his own.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Ya people are obsessed with the receipt shit nothing PPP claimed is outlandish or something DSP wouldn't do. DSP is going to say the dm's are edited when they get leaked anyways or say he was just fucking around with PPP or something so in the end none of his dents will believe them anyways.

Just enjoy the ride and realize DSP is extremely prolific liar who will lie about any fucking thing for any fucking reason.

 

[Donaldo]

follow the white rabbit

 

[neger psykolog]

Just enjoy the ride and realize DSP is extremely prolific liar who will lie about any fucking thing for any fucking reason.

And also realize there is a 2nd layer of lying here in that DSP possibly lied to PPP about certain things in those DMs anyway. So even if you get the holy grail of receipts its literally going to be messages that a known, prolific liar sent in the first place.

If you want actual receipts then you need to convince Mike Cum or someone else to try and do a real, in-person interview with DSP and to get access to his house that way or for DSP to do a house tour once again.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

And also realize there is a 2nd layer of lying here in that DSP possibly lied to PPP about certain things in those DMs anyway. So even if you get the holy grail of receipts its literally going to be messages that a known, prolific liar sent in the first place.

I think that's part of why people want the receipts. Hearing about DSP saying XYZ is one thing, but it definitely doesn't hit the same as actually seeing what DSP said. Partly because DSP has such a weird, alien way of talking, but also because privatesydePhil is something we've so rarely seen. I definitely think Phil lied to PPP about things, and seeing the messages would make it easier to tell what's a Phil lie (him basically reciting prestream stuff) vs. him potentially being honest (4 am gin style admissions when he's too drunk to lie)

Plus, context also matters. As others have mentioned, Phil is the type of person who would mention seeing a bunny outside, then a few days later spin it into like...being his heartfelt pet if it means getting sympathy. But if Phil texted PPP something like "just got back from the pet store" or whatever, it would settle things pretty clearly. And just in general, we're autists for details so seeing actual receipts helps with placing things in the timeline and what not. Like, if Phil was talking to PPP about Khet dying or whatever and we can link that with the date of his stream and Phil acting weird or taking an unexpected day off will hit differently.

It's sorta like with the bank leaks. We had always speculated that Phil spent XYZ on things like Doordash and wine, so it's not like that was a surprise or anything. But it was still nice to have confirmation and more exact details to work with.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think that's part of why people want the receipts. Hearing about DSP saying XYZ is one thing, but it definitely doesn't hit the same as actually seeing what DSP said. Partly because DSP has such a weird, alien way of talking, but also because privatesydePhil is something we've so rarely seen. I definitely think Phil lied to PPP about things, and seeing the messages would make it easier to tell what's a Phil lie (him basically reciting prestream stuff) vs. him potentially being honest (4 am gin style admissions when he's too drunk to lie)

Plus, context also matters. As others have mentioned, Phil is the type of person who would mention seeing a bunny outside, then a few days later spin it into like...being his heartfelt pet if it means getting sympathy. But if Phil texted PPP something like "just got back from the pet store" or whatever, it would settle things pretty clearly. And just in general, we're autists for details so seeing actual receipts helps with placing things in the timeline and what not. Like, if Phil was talking to PPP about Khet dying or whatever and we can link that with the date of his stream and Phil acting weird or taking an unexpected day off will hit differently.

It's sorta like with the bank leaks. We had always speculated that Phil spent XYZ on things like Doordash and wine, so it's not like that was a surprise or anything. But it was still nice to have confirmation and more exact details to work with.

So what you're saying is we need khantext

And when we get the khantext

DSP will still say its taken out of khantext

 

[shekelshoah666]

I think that's part of why people want the receipts. Hearing about DSP saying XYZ is one thing, but it definitely doesn't hit the same as actually seeing what DSP said. Partly because DSP has such a weird, alien way of talking, but also because privatesydePhil is something we've so rarely seen. I definitely think Phil lied to PPP about things, and seeing the messages would make it easier to tell what's a Phil lie (him basically reciting prestream stuff) vs. him potentially being honest (4 am gin style admissions when he's too drunk to lie)

Plus, context also matters. As others have mentioned, Phil is the type of person who would mention seeing a bunny outside, then a few days later spin it into like...being his heartfelt pet if it means getting sympathy. But if Phil texted PPP something like "just got back from the pet store" or whatever, it would settle things pretty clearly. And just in general, we're autists for details so seeing actual receipts helps with placing things in the timeline and what not. Like, if Phil was talking to PPP about Khet dying or whatever and we can link that with the date of his stream and Phil acting weird or taking an unexpected day off will hit differently.

It's sorta like with the bank leaks. We had always speculated that Phil spent XYZ on things like Doordash and wine, so it's not like that was a surprise or anything. But it was still nice to have confirmation and more exact details to work with.

Bank leaks? Those are from someone else who just so happened to go to the same places that DSP went to on the same days that he only mentioned later on streams it wasn't his account but at the same time some other accounts he had got hacked but they only had access to pay certain bills from his accounts so they overpaid those bills so he ended up losing $9000 t. the current lore from DSP about the bank leaks which has changed 20 times.

In 6 months when DSP admits he had a bunny and it died the story will be "Well I was at an animal rescue and there was this declawed bunny named Casper...."

We are in for a fun few months lol

 

[RougeRed]

I haven't been paying much attention to the goutsphere but I came back for the KC season finale. My only note for the writers is that we really need reciepts for at least some of the things they are saying about Phil. I'm not saying I don't believe that almost all of it is absolutely true, I definitely do, but it would be way funnier to see some actual DMs or something with this stuff.

I can't even pick a favorite bit of new Phil lore at this point because they have dumped so much in such a short time, but the claim that he made several drunken gay requests of Warski stood out to me. We already knew about his obsession with sweaty, ripped men, and he'd gone as far as calling Warski his "gaming soulmate" on his stream before, but him repeatedly asking for pictures of his underwear and if he could see his "shredded body" was hilarious.

If the timestamp doesn't work, it starts at 1:30.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

I think that's part of why people want the receipts. Hearing about DSP saying XYZ is one thing, but it definitely doesn't hit the same as actually seeing what DSP said. Partly because DSP has such a weird, alien way of talking, but also because privatesydePhil is something we've so rarely seen.

Yes. I want to see which set of words he used to describe all the personal shit he talked to PPP about. Just look at his DMs with Rich whenever he thought he was at the top of the world, redeemed Burnell, and Rich was the whipping boy of the internet.

I guess Rich only insulted his wife once or twice for him to still want to have a show with Rich at that time

 

[neger psykolog]

Yes. I want to see which set of words he used to describe all the personal shit he talked to PPP about. Just look at his DMs with Rich whenever he thought he was at the top of the world, redeemed Burnell, and Rich was the whipping boy of the internet.

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I guess Rich only insulted his wife once or twice for him to still want to have a show with Rich at that time

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It's hilarious how super salty DSP makes reviewtechusa, a billion detractors, PPP, warski, Keemstar, sidescrollers etc but has no way to directly monetize any of it.

And he does make these people salty and pissed off and they talk about him in their own monetized streams and still the best DSP can do is a Lego stream for 14 autistic fans he has left.

 

[Balr0g]

Let's say Phil had stayed with them and maybe even defeated his schedule autism do you think he would have stayed being their whipping boy or as Warski titled it "their autistic son"? Or maybe at one point turned back into the bitch of hate?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil isn't dumb enough to flat out say cancer

Sure he is. He'll say he's going by what khet told him. How is he supposed to know.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Poor Jasper was second fiddle to the rabbit.

No wonder he was always checking to see where he was. He didn't want Jasper finishing off the wounded prey.

 

[#lurker]

installing a VPN he spent hours entertaining himself by looking at the different adverts he was getting while visiting websites from different countries.

It's not a meme, Phil has genuine autism, and this is just another perfect example.