💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
The whole purpose of defining words in statutes is to minimize a billion “it means this, no it means that, no it means the other.” Let’s say you picked another word like distributes or shares and did not provide a specific meaning. Endless and irregular interpretation battles (“no, yer honor, “shares” in today’s world means hit the share button/arrow and it’s misleading to interpret that more broadly so the statute should be declared unconstitutionally vague”) and some judge is going to agree but some other judge won’t - so then you have years of irregular outcomes until it goes up on appeal after appeal - much of which could have been avoided by clear definition in the statute in the first place. Moreover, specific definitions, even if atypical for casual use, prevent legislative intent being completely subverted when other jurisdictions have different interpretations of an undefined word.

Tl; dr: the word and its definition is perfectly clear and unobjectionable.
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The whole purpose of defining words for a COMMON meaning is SURVIVAL: no means no, run means run, fire means fire, stop means stop. Its universal, no matter the situation in any country.

Or it should.
Not the level or type of laws, just the meaning of WORDS [platoon kneel]

Like trying to warn others of a predator: him, her, they, them, obese, black, white, ugly, pretty, tall, short, midget, hairy, bald, albino, old, young.

We are done for
 
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There She Glows said:
All of that plastic surgery done on her breasts, only for them to be valued at $50 by the Minnesota government. Sad!
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She got them titties done up? I mean, I've never seen them outside a bra but it sure didn't look like they had work done. Seems as if she wasted her money.
3-2-1836 said:
Thank you for letting me know that so I looked up her OF leaks and was rewarded with this thumbnail of that dumb bitch
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How and why would the OF content for someone like her "leak"?
SargonF00t said:
She has a pretty face.
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She's very average and you'd have to be drinking as much as Nick to even think that.
 
not william stenchever said:
Nick actually paid Aaron in cocaine to plow Qayla in ways she'd never been plowed before. Nick, being a fake nerd, didn't understand what she meant when she cried out "Yes, Captain Sisko! Harder!"
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Meanwhile, Nick was attempting dry Balldo sex with April and making her bleed all over his child's bedsheets.

Another win for the Toe!
 
$50. That's a lot more than what Nick would pay for her.

Nick's real anger is that he was willing to taste Aaron's cum and it wasn't reciprocated. He is a closet gay.
 
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USAroXX said:
The whole purpose of defining words for a COMMON meaning is SURVIVAL: no means no, run means run, fire means fire, stop means stop. Its universal, no matter the situation in any country.
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Look up "run" in a dictionary. Go ahead. There are literally hundreds of definitions in the OED.
 
Did you jaywalk and run into a grumpy pig that got a botched order from a Denny's?
Well congratulations, you're getting fined a little over 2 topless photos of Nicholas Rekieta's slatternly wife!

If you had the choice to look at them or take the fine, which option would you choose? I don't know you but I'll just cuss the pig out and pay the fine.
 
In the midst of everyone dunking on the value of Kayla's nudes, let us not forget these images of her are worthless because she and Nick decided it was a good idea to break marital vows and share out her body as a commodity. Even a woman who sells her body for a living on the street has more dignity than these e-whores because at least the collect money for the ability to use their body.

Nick and Kayla decided her body was a group asset and charged nothing for it. In fact, April and Aaron got a free bonus of coke and other drugs with the arrangement. Obviously Nick also debased himself in this scenario but given what a catty, womanly faggot he is, he ensures every day that his whole family continues to be unwillingly humiliated by his inability to stop publicly spiraling and revealing intimate details.

In short:
 
Let the record reflect the fact that Kayla Rekieta is legally recognized as a 50 dollar whore. She is not a 10 dollar whore, a 20 dollar whore or a 100 dollar whore. She is a 50 dollar whore and this is a matter of legal distinction.
 
Good Morning Judge (Steel Toe Blues)
(Parody of "Judge Harsh Blues")
Verse 1:
Good morning, judge, what may be my fine?
Good morning, judge, what may be my fine?
Said, “Fifty dollars, you crossed the line.”
Verse 2:
I run the Steel Toe show, we get loud and bold,
Jokes on the edge, and opinions we hold,
But I sent a pic, it wasn’t meant for air,
Now the whole damn town’s got it, it’s everywhere!
Verse 3:
Good morning, judge, I swear it ain’t my style,
Good morning, judge, I swear it ain’t my style,
Said, “Son, that photo made the whole town wild!”
Verse 4:
Was just meant for the crew, my buddies online,
But I hit the wrong button, and now I’m doin’ time,
Now fans are callin', the boss is enraged,
And my inbox is flooded, full of outrage.
Verse 5:
Good morning, judge, I’ll never send again,
Good morning, judge, I’ll never send again,
Said, “Pay your fine, boy, and learn to check your pen.”
Outro:
Now I’m back on air, watchin' every click,
Double-checkin’ everything, makin' it stick,
No more mishaps, no more surprise,
Or I’ll be behind bars, readin' angry replies.
 
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