DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

You know what we need to bring back? "Okay"

Who remembers back in the day when DSP would ban everyone for saying basically anything so people just started commenting "Okay" on his YouTube, Twitter and Instagram to the point of spamming it thousands of times?
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I mean…

…why not

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

You know what we need to bring back? "Okay"

Okay

 

[Corpun]

After learning about Phil apparently having more than one pet in his household, the bank leaks with the insane pet store purchases makes a lot more sense. It was either this or Phil just being a mega retard, buying his cat son Jasper the most expensive stuff possible every week.

He mentioned likke two years ago offhandedly about buying some expensive water filter machine for Jasper that needed replaced filters constantly. Even if he didn't get tricked into buying overpriced beta fish and all sorts of fish tank equipment he is still spending way more than he should on Jasper Kitty. Except when it comes to getting blood work done.

 

[neger psykolog]

My imagination has been running wild with what exotic animals DSP has locked up in his private zoo/menagerie. Here is my starter pack so far:

• Derish
• Thatanonymouse
• Jayde
• KGhaleon
• MrSwaggins
• Jaxx_Raxor
• Sidella

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

You know what we need to bring back? "Okay"

Who remembers back in the day when DSP would ban everyone for saying basically anything so people just started commenting "Okay" on his YouTube, Twitter and Instagram to the point of spamming it thousands of times?
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He really should go back posting weird pictures on Instagram.
It really shows how much of a human-style person he is rather than just a normal guy.

 

[neger psykolog]

He really should go back posting weird pictures on Instagram.
It really shows how much of a human-style person he is rather than just a normal guy.

Yeah I miss the pictures. The penultimate Instagram picture was always this one for me:

 

[Kheapathic]

My imagination has been running wild with what exotic animals DSP has locked up in his private zoo/menagerie. Here is my starter pack so far:

Being completely retarded here, I'm not saying this is how it is, but would be really funny if it was.

Imagine there being a cross over between DSP and the Thor/Blizzard/Ferret guy; and Phil is actually the maintainer of the house where the "Ferret Rescue" is. They both live in Washington, and I know it's not real, but it'd be hilarious.

 

[Corpun]

Yeah I miss the pictures. The penultimate Instagram picture was always this one for me:
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These weird Instagram posts are a strange era for Phil. There isn't a lot of content to milk from them by ALT could devote a whole stream to just all the inane shit he posted there.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I should point out that vtubers have a lot more in common with Phil's style of streaming more than the average person may think. For example:

• A lot of vtubers begin their streams with an introductory message/phrase especially if they're playing a character (Hello everyone my name is Phil McBurnell, the italian sandwich shopkeeper vtuber of dimension C97, today we're playing overcooked 2)
• A lot of vtubers post their schedule for the week
• A lot of vtubers do twitch subathons/donothons for specific tiered goals

So it's not like all DSP-isms are total cancer for the audience but DSP is such a fucking failure of a content creator that he's both a dusty old boomer of an era of Youtube long gone but also all his outdated streaming concepts can be coopted by newer streamers and see some success with it as long as they're not pathetic scumbags like Phil.

True, but just about every single one of them has rewards for hitting goals that are actual rewards, will bully their audience/get bullied back without having a sperg session over it, get mad at their audience for hand holding them in games and are generally amusing to watch.

 

[neger psykolog]

I should point out that vtubers have a lot more in common with Phil's style of streaming more than the average person may think. For example:

• A lot of vtubers begin their streams with an introductory message/phrase especially if they're playing a character (Hello everyone my name is Phil McBurnell, the italian sandwich shopkeeper vtuber of dimension C97, today we're playing overcooked 2)
• A lot of vtubers post their schedule for the week
• A lot of vtubers do twitch subathons/donothons for specific tiered goals

So it's not like all DSP-isms are total cancer for the audience but DSP is such a fucking failure of a content creator that he's both a dusty old boomer of an era of Youtube long gone but also all his outdated streaming concepts can be coopted by newer streamers and see some success with it as long as they're not pathetic scumbags like Phil.

I barely understand the appeal of livestreamers to begin with but v-tubers in particular seem like they have remarkably less value, but I suppose autists and weeboos watch weird shit.

Like whats the longevity for v-tubers when they are the most easy thing ever to be replaced by AI in the near future?


Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.


I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

 

[millais]

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.
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I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

Rich is coming for that chip

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Also PPP gains nothing from lying about anything. the more truth he tells the better the cope from phil is

Doesn't he, though? Right now he's had a closer interaction with Phil than anyone else. Alotta Peepul are clamoring for the deets. They've outright stated they'll be milking the DM's and info they have on Phil. Just know the Kino Casino are known for Gayfabe. They will make shit up for content. They had a whole fucking writers room while pretending their content was organic.

In that same vein, our Pigroach is an even bigger liar. Who knows what BS he fed to those two in order to get their sympathy? For example I don't believe Kat has some terminal illness. I don't even believe she's there! What I think happened is Phil wanted PPP to stop making fun of Kat, so he probably told some pitiable story about something going on with her behind da scenes and he would proceed to act like sad sack of crap on the streams. The only person who would know the "real" reason why Phil was sad was PPP. It's a Theotheory but I wouldn't put it past Phil to try a little 4D chess. That and Phil told us that Kat's health wasn't falling until after her return stream. I don't buy that. Thats too convienent.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Even Minecraft is a detractor, the durability of the diamond pickaxe is 1651 backwards

 

[Balr0g]

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.
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I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

Funny enough RTU said that he hit a support goal and he will get the face of DSP tattoed on his ass. Jesus christ. What is wrong with Conneticut to produce such dumbasses?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Keem bought them both diamond necklaces that are worth over 10 grand for the 1 year anniversary of the show

That’s real pimp behavior. Very, very strange.

claim that he made several drunken gay requests of Warski stood out to me.

That’s just a lie. PPP does that.

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.
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This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

This is just going to provoke KC even more to go after Phil because they really hate Rich, way more than they hate Phil. Does DSP really not understand that there could be months of punitive action taken even before RTU amps it all up?

 

[00R-Gundam]

After this, his paranoia and wanting to have absolute control over things will skyrocket. He will never have people approach him unless he can control every little aspect. He will never make friends again and he will always be under the mindset that "they are gonna betray me" and thats no way of living. This is why i dont wish death upon him because hes already in a flesh prison, a hell of his own making. He will never know peace, tranquility or stability. He will never retire and will do this until he dies or cant no longer.

As time passes, the thoughts of "what have i done in life thats meaningful(i know i know)" he will breakdown at the realization that he really didnt achieve anything in life. He wont have children so he has no reason to leave something behind. His fat bitch of a wife will probably die before him and he will probably move on after a month at the realization that he needs a mo-wife to cook for him. Hes a literal waste of oxygen and a genetic dead end.

 

[Free Jasper]

Remember after the Sidescrollers car crash, Phillip was desperately scratching around for friends for damage control? I think he even slid into Richs DMs that time too.

Feels like a replay of that. Must be his default response to being publicly humiliated.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Correction: It is his default response when he yet again is betrayed (in his own mind or not) by people he trusted. Otherwise, he just lashes out and insults the strangers who humiliated him by calling them sluts and cucks (only the two recent ones).

 

[Free Jasper]

More accurate. I stand corrected.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Funny enough RTU said that he hit a support goal and he will get the face of DSP tattoed on his ass. Jesus christ. What is wrong with Conneticut to produce such dumbasses?

Not only are they both from CT, Phail and Rich are both from Bridgeport, both are robust Italiano males (Rich much more than Phail) and there's only a year's difference between them. What did they put in the water back then?