Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Being a foreigner in Japan is like a superpower when you get down to it. You're not expected to understand Japanese concepts and are often times given a bit more leeway. And it doesn't hurt that when a stupid gaijin messes up it's down to them being a stupid gaijin who wasn't lucky enough to be born a true and honest Nihonjin. It actually makes the Japanese feel better in a way.

You can be the perpetual foreigner. The Japanese will treat you like a celebrity and compliment your eyes and your Japanese speaking skills. You can be autistic and say and do silly things and you'll be forgiven because you're just a uneducated but well-meaning gaijin. Your friends, if any, are other gaijins in the metro area. You will never be Japanese and they will never consider you one. Due to social isolation, you will kill yourself like Byuu.

You can be the naturalized foreigner. The Japanese will treat you as one of their own, and that includes participating in socially enforced behaviors like honne, tatemae and staying late at the office because your boss hasn't left yet. Due to your deep understanding of the language and Japanese society and culture, you can see it all for what it is, warts and all. Due to excess amounts of jadedness and cynicism, you will become like Dogen, but instead of leveraging your knowledge into a successful YouTube channel, you will kill yourself.

Which way, Gaijin man?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You can be the perpetual foreigner. The Japanese will treat you like a celebrity and compliment your eyes and your Japanese speaking skills. You can be autistic and say and do silly things and you'll be forgiven because you're just a uneducated but well-meaning gaijin. Your friends, if any, are other gaijins in the metro area. You will never be Japanese and they will never consider you one. Due to social isolation, you will kill yourself like Byuu.

You can be the naturalized foreigner. The Japanese will treat you as one of their own, and that includes participating in socially enforced behaviors like honne, tatemae and staying late at the office because your boss hasn't left yet. Due to your deep understanding of the language and Japanese society and culture, you can see it all for what it is, warts and all. Due to excess amounts of jadedness and cynicism, you will become like Dogen, but instead of leveraging your knowledge into a successful YouTube channel, you will kill yourself.

Which way, Gaijin man?

I choose option 3: None of the above. It's got elements of the second one but you're still not expected to be Japanese.

 

[demicolon]

Man, Japan sounds like Disneyland. You can be as autistic as you want, everyone will compliment your eyes and ability to learn maybe a hundred common words, and you can even bang Gaijin hunters on the regular.

Maybe I should go there, like Chibi.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Being a foreigner in Japan is like a superpower when you get down to it. You're not expected to understand Japanese concepts and are often times given a bit more leeway. And it doesn't hurt that when a stupid gaijin messes up it's down to them being a stupid gaijin who wasn't lucky enough to be born a true and honest Nihonjin. It actually makes the Japanese feel better in a way.

I mean, if one is a foreigner, he is likely a tourist which means he has money, so...

 

[TheArtilleryman]

He's not gonna troon out, he's gonna come out as nonbinary, so he can get attention without having to do anything.

I would bet more on gender fluid because I can see him delighting in the option of wearing some womens clothing sometimes but without committing to full tranny.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I would bet more on gender fluid because I can see him delighting in the option of wearing some womens clothing sometimes but without committing to full tranny.

My suggestion would be for Adam to be a half-assed troon or pretend to be a troon. So having his hair a bit long, wearing feminine or non-gender conforming clothing, maybe a half-assed attempt at a feminine voice. He's already halfway there as a cosplayer who wears wigs, costumes and likes voice acting.

This is so that he can get victim points, place himself high on the progressive stack and leftists will defend him even if he engages in bad behavior (sexual harassment etc).

As a half-assed troon, he won't get the snip and will fully retain his genitals. He is immune from criticism so he can pressure young girls into sucking his "girlcock." Young leftist girls are big into social conformity and supporting the "current thing" and are deathly afraid of being accused of transphobia (which is worse than rape).

What's he got to lose?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Speaking of deportation, I wonder if Chibi has called ICE yet on his loud Mexican neighbors he used to complain about

He probably killed them off with some of his home made takoyaki.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Man, Japan sounds like Disneyland. You can be as autistic as you want, everyone will compliment your eyes and ability to learn maybe a hundred common words, and you can even bang Gaijin hunters on the regular.

Maybe I should go there, like Chibi.

It's not that great a gig.

You can be as autistic as you want here. The difference is people will call you a tard to your face instead of behind your back like they would there.
And banging Gaijin Hunters means they've been around the block a couple times and you should always double bag it. Also never take them back to your place and never go back to the same club where you met them if you don't want drama.

I mean, if one is a foreigner, he is likely a tourist which means he has money, so...

Not necessarily. While all tourists are foreigners not all foreigners there are tourists. Some are there to live and work and unless you have skills that aren't just, "I speak English" you're barely surviving.

My suggestion would be for Adam to be a half-assed troon or pretend to be a troon. So having his hair a bit long, wearing feminine or non-gender conforming clothing, maybe a half-assed attempt at a feminine voice. He's already halfway there as a cosplayer who wears wigs, costumes and likes voice acting.

Yeah that didn't work for Chris-Chan either.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

You can be as autistic as you want here. The difference is people will call you a tard to your face instead of behind your back like they would there.
And banging Gaijin Hunters means they've been around the block a couple times and you should always double bag it. Also never take them back to your place and never go back to the same club where you met them if you don't want drama.


Not necessarily. While all tourists are foreigners not all foreigners there are tourists. Some are there to live and work and unless you have skills that aren't just, "I speak English" you're barely surviving.

Sounds like every normal country that isn't Burgerland.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

I will say it is absolutely ridiculous how many people are going to Japan nowadays, at first it just rare to see people even going out of town to where they live but every single day I see someone new going to japan. What the fuck is going on that everyone (even the people who aren't even wapanese) just suddenly decides to book a flight there?

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I will say it is absolutely ridiculous how many people are going to Japan nowadays, at first it just rare to see people even going out of town to where they live but every single day I see someone new going to japan. What the fuck is going on that everyone (even the people who aren't even wapanese) just suddenly decides to book a flight there?

Their economy is in the shit hole so it's cheap

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

I will say it is absolutely ridiculous how many people are going to Japan nowadays, at first it just rare to see people even going out of town to where they live but every single day I see someone new going to japan. What the fuck is going on that everyone (even the people who aren't even wapanese) just suddenly decides to book a flight there?

Fewer nogs than Europe is my guess.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What the fuck is going on that everyone (even the people who aren't even wapanese) just suddenly decides to book a flight there?

I posed this question to some irl friends who were all going to Japan and the answer I got was that flights had become unusually cheap.

Fewer nogs than Europe is my guess.

Quantity over quality issue though, because the ones who do go there are menaces like Johnny Somali.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Their economy is in the shit hole so it's cheap

Also Japan has its own distinct culture and unique aesthetics.

Go to New York, London, Paris etc and it's the same multicultural goyslop of various shades of brown.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Quantity over quality issue though, because the ones who do go there are menaces like Johnny Somali.

IP2 went international because they (correctly, for a time,) thought a) polite society is easy to misbehave in, and b) it’d be harder to be disrupted by callers/the cops. Nobody can do irl in the states without callers, that’s why it’s been years of junkie RV nontent. Thankfully the Asians seem done with their shenanigans.

Still think it’s easier to walk around in Glorious Nippon and not get your wallet stolen/bracelet scammed/randomly assaulted than your vacation destinations of yesteryear, such as Italy, France, Spain, Bongistan, etc.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

Still think it’s easier to walk around in Glorious Nippon and not get your wallet stolen/bracelet scammed/randomly assaulted than your vacation destinations of yesteryear, such as Italy, France, Spain, Bongistan, etc.

Italy used to mean pasta and the leaning tower of piza. Now it represents tourists getting scammed by gypsies.
France used to mean croissants, accordion music and mimes. Now it represents Brown people/Muslims, rat infestations and the smell of piss.
Spain used to mean... I don't know and bull-fighting? Now it represents tourists getting scammed by gypsies.
Bongistan used to mean tea, the Queen and football. Now it represents knife-crime and tourists getting jumped by moped thieves.

How did the cities of the world degenerate so fast?

Japan has recently let in a bunch of immigrant workers and the foreign population of Japanese cities while still low, have reached record numbers as a %. Time will tell if Japan makes these same mistakes as the rest of the Western world.

Japan (along with other Asian countries like Singapore and Taiwan) are one of the few countries where if you lose something, it will still be there when you come back for it or someone else will hand it to lost-and-found. This is the first casualty of a diverse multicultural country.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Still think it’s easier to walk around in Glorious Nippon and not get your wallet stolen/bracelet scammed/randomly assaulted than your vacation destinations of yesteryear, such as Italy, France, Spain, Bongistan, etc.

Yeah probably true, but that says more about the absolute state of the western world and how we let the barbarians through the gates. Asian cultures seem to have held onto their (righteous) xenophobia for much longer and were largely better off for it (declining birth rates notwithstanding).

My main concern is that the recent spate of absolute retard foreigners causing problems is going to force Japan et al to start banning foreigners from coming in at all, except under strict conditions like working visas.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I will say it is absolutely ridiculous how many people are going to Japan nowadays, at first it just rare to see people even going out of town to where they live but every single day I see someone new going to japan. What the fuck is going on that everyone (even the people who aren't even wapanese) just suddenly decides to book a flight there?

It’s cheap and millennials/older zoomers who have money and grew up surrounded by Japanese culture finally have the money to go. Lodging and good food is plentiful, and people are very nice to tourists as long as you’re not loud or retarded.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It’s cheap and millennials/older zoomers who have money and grew up surrounded by Japanese culture finally have the money to go. Lodging and good food is plentiful, and people are very nice to tourists as long as you’re not loud or retarded.

Japan is great for tourists. Most people are polite and helpful. Try to speak Japanese and they'll take pity on you. If you need directions ask a random stranger and if they don't give you directions they'll walk you there.

It's when you live there for a while that you start to notice that the smiles are forced, that preserving the every ready "wa" or harmony is one of the biggest things they want and if you ever run into a drunken salaryman on the last train there's a good chance he'll start yelling at you for no reason because you're "poisoning his country".

It's reasons like this that I want Chibi to go there and slowly have him realize Glorious Nippon isn't so glorious.

 

[Oliver Onions]

if you ever run into a drunken salaryman on the last train there's a good chance he'll start yelling at you for no reason because you're "poisoning his country".

tbh I'd be low-key pumped to get the proper 'WAITU PIGGU GO HOME' treatment, but maybe not the whole time I'm visiting.