Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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00:00:02 all right um so I just seen Dan soo's video message to Jennifer man well I seen it through shell Donner's response to it honestly um all right here's what I can find is it seems like it's correlation it reminds me a lot correlates with the Chris Chan videos it reminds me a lot of those Chris Chan views and the Chris Chan statements if I remember correctly in 2018 stanlee died and uh Christian said it's sad that stanlee has passed away and but we will see him again after the dimensional merge all right um with Dan soble like I

00:00:54 yeah he you can tell that he has a lot of rest at development and I'm not saying this to you mean I'm just saying that as the truth I mean with autism I mean yes I have some Arrested Development but it's apparent that Dan soel is Arrested Development has has made him really incapable of feeling empathy with his video response to um Jennifer Manning he sounds all happy in the video and that that right there is in my opinion Dan soo's inability to feel empathy the reason why is because again he doesn't really have any friends

00:01:45 in real life they're all on the internet and when you're this disconnected to real life you know it makes you lose the ability to feel empathy because when you're so alone with yourself you only have friends on the internet yeah it's takes a toll in your ability to feel empathy so that's why Dan soos looked all happy and yeah yeah it's it is what it is all right had you known Jennifer Manning in real life rather than um on the internet it probably would have gone much more differently but I don't know for

00:02:44 sure cuz Dan so like this kind of guy in some sort of protagonist syndrome he like talks like he's in a TV show basically so yeah I'm not this is this is like research you know but yeah it's my research in autism much like how I've how I look at noan to hoshi's tweets to further my research of bipolar disorder well an extreme case of bipolar disorder what she had but you know but other things too other people honestly like yeah being being terminally online has really really damaged people's ability to feel

00:03:54 empathy but if Dan so if his dog dies he'd probably be pretty depressed I I'd say for for sure if his dog dies some you'd be pretty depressed you know and it it'd be clear it'd be much more clear he wouldn't sound so happy but I don't know that it might be wrong with that too I don't know

Some boring DeviantArt posts. I'm waiting for the Kiwi Farms post.

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I also hate extremely loud vehicles too. Ones that pass by having the loudest sounds is overwhelming.

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Trump Derangement Syndrome warped from being absurdly extremely paranoid over Trump to just disagreeing with Trump. In other words, it's a term to dehumanize anyone critical of Trump.
 
Trump Derangement Syndrome warped from being absurdly extremely paranoid over Trump to just disagreeing with Trump. In other words, it's a term to dehumanize anyone critical of Trump.
I suppose the guy with the amputee loli fetish would be the expert on what's considered dehumanizing, although it's strange that he frames it as a criticism given his predilections.
 
Alex made his first post about kiwi farms since this thread was made public, and it's another third-grade level insult mixed with some political sperging. And uploads a video telling us how bad his trolls are and how they are fascist, and hate him because he doesn't support Trump.

This man is in his 20's btw.

Update: He might be on the start of another meltdown and found out about his thread being on ITG.

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Kiwifarms is full of fat Trump supporting rednecks who poop their pants nowadays.



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right
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now there's something I got to tell you
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I am better than those low life
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trolls on the internet all
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right I'm far better than these L life
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trolls you know
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like every troll of mine is like um a
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seing
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fascist
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basically they wanted to restore the
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Hitler Youth that's what they wanted to
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do and I tell you no you're not going to
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have that future
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um because you don't deserve it cu the
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way your
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actions reflect Who You Are
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the things you
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do you don't deserve that kind of
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future
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okay these trolls hate on me because I
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don't support a president who's so fat
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he has to fart in order to
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walk that's Donald Trump by the way a
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president who shits himself at the
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podium that's also Donald Trump I don't
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support
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him this Donald Trump
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is basically the worst US president out
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there
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okay fired a bunch of
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people who worked in the Air Force and
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what happened a bunch of planes
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crash and that keeps on going um he
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wants to make out of the 51st state
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that's never going to happen that will
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never
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happen and it and it won't ever
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happen we'll try to weaken K's economy
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just to get it on its knees
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but again that's going to
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retaliate Trump's going to get
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impeach and I hope Trump gets Impe cuz
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you cry babies who've been harassing me
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all the time and deserve your loss B
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basically because yeah
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that's you want to Roy screw over
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Canada's economy by placing
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tariffs and they want to take Greenland
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too and the Panama Canal and basically
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probably the rest of North America while
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you're at it
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that's what Trump wants to
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do because Trump is that greedy and he
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allows um
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this quote unquote man Elon Musk quote
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unquote
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human absolute Tech
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oligarch to basically get away with
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everything they allow Tech oligarchs to
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get away with everything allow them to
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infiltrate the US
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Treasury you understand how sick these
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guys are how sick these trolls are how
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sick Donald Trump is they're
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insane they're
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insane all
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right Donald Trump is a Nazi and that's
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how it
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goes all right
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so yeah I'm I'm better than you because
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I don't subscribe to that kind of wicked
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mindset okay Canada is my country it
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will remain
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Canada and it will not be part of the
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us all
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right like
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like seriously you trolls think you're
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going to take me down think
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again think again it was a mistake
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joining that
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website but you
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know you know you guys like celebrated
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when Trump got
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in but I didn't realize Trump was going
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to be this B
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well maybe because I woke up from this
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kind of mindset I realized that Trump is
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their horrendous fascist that he
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is and didn't even know he was going to
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get a lot
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worse so yeah your trolls are not going
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to bully me off the
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internet that's never going to happen
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I am not your teenage girl I don't care
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how many allegations you throw at me
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you're not going to get me off the
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internet
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period so yeah


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My mind is being fucked with left to right with nobody helping me out of the situation of barrage of harassment.

@Suburban Bastard
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Also, Fuck Suburban Bastard, my long time KiwiFarms enemy.

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My mind gets fucked with so much I feel like I am at war with the trolls. Hence the contradictions of my past statements. I never experienced ridicule on this magnitude before.

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Yep. My thread is on the Internet Tough Guys Section with Nikolas Talbott and Cyraxx, As I expected.


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Cyraxx is really messed in the head honestly. Thinking anime is real life or something.


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Thankfully despite my Lolcow page being live, there isn't any increased activity of harassment outside of KiwiFarms. But I'd probably win Lolcow of the year.


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People who wanted to be "cool" and harass me are such sick jokes.
 
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Congratulations @AnOminous, @Sperg Spectating, @Axiom., @Suburban Bastard, and @Glowie for making it into the top 5.

Top 10 worst KiwiFarms users

  1. AnOminous
  2. Sperg Spectating
  3. Axiom.
  4. Suburban Bastard
  5. Glowie
  6. Schizoid Wife
  7. Dick Brain
  8. CallmeCicada
  9. The Un Clit
  10. IKOL

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Took them almost a month to blur my house on Google Street view, but they finally did it. I know it was long after I got doxed. But it had to be done to prevent stalkers.

They must've seen my KiwiFarms page and made it harder to access the area on street view in response, which is pretty nice.
 

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What stands out the most to me about the new list is that he put the guy who doxed him at #2. Meanwhile, his #1 pick, Anominous barely posted and just said a few mean things. Makes you wonder, why does he seem more upset about insults than someone actually digging up his personal info? Weird priorities.
 
What stands out the most to me about the new list is that he put the guy who doxed him at #2. Meanwhile, his #1 pick, Anominous barely posted and just said a few mean things. Makes you wonder, why does he seem more upset about insults than someone actually digging up his personal info? Weird priorities.
Even after I doxed him, in one of his first mental breakdown videos he couldn't even remember my name LMAO. It's the video at the top of the OP.
 
What stands out the most to me about the new list is that he put the guy who doxed him at #2. Meanwhile, his #1 pick, Anominous barely posted and just said a few mean things. Makes you wonder, why does he seem more upset about insults than someone actually digging up his personal info? Weird priorities.
I've said before but these lists aren't in any particular order. It's just what comes to his mind in the moment. People call this copium (although to be fair I said this in a half joking manner before) but these lists are always random order. There's no way @Axiom. (his supposed best bud) would come under @AnOminous in any real list. There's no reason @The Un-Clit was at the top of the list for a little while. I mean, @CallmeCicada hasn't been seen since Wednesday so why are they even on this list? Alex is just retardedly autistic. These lists will never make sense.
 

Say hi to Alex everyone 👋

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Checked out my Lolcow page to see how they'd react to my house being blurred on Google maps. It isn't something I wanted to do but something I had to do. Also requesting thumbnails to Turkey Tom when their thumbnails look worse than an Eric Dubay album cover. The cunts just won't quit. Just so you know, I will send copyright takedowns on those who falsely label me a pedophile.

Those who are too carried away with their defamation against me will be arrested under Canada's Hate Speech laws.

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These people on KiwiFarms are like babies at the dinner table. Crying to give anyone their attention.

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People need to stop taking my drawings as if they are real. They're not. It's all fiction and I have no intentions for harm.
 

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Checked out my Lolcow page to see how they'd react to my house being blurred on Google maps.
Don't lie, Alex. You've been watching this page this entire time. We know you have been, you're not slick, retard.
Also did he expect us to like.. meltdown over his house being blurred? We still have your address, nigga. The house being blurred does literally nothing.
 
Don't lie, Alex. You've been watching this page this entire time. We know you have been, you're not slick, retard.
Also did he expect us to like.. meltdown over his house being blurred? We still have your address, nigga. The house being blurred does literally nothing.
Didn't you also post a picture of his house beforehand that we can use? Not like blurring the house now really does anything. I believe this was in the hall of shame thread.
 
Taking into account the bullshit criteria plus the high likelihood that he'll expand this new list, I shall shoot my shot.

Hey Alex - do you still wish you got this insignificant, cheap-looking trinket all these years later?

Tree I didn't get

 
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