McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

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So my McDickholes came up with the Triple Burger. Two bucks for it too, which actually takes them back to being legit cheapish. Taco Bell is cheaper, but hey, they must have heard me.
 
Also wtf is up with their Coke being that weird licorice shit variation.
 
Also wtf is up with their Coke being that weird licorice shit variation.
I hear McDonald's claims to have the best coke you can get. Apparently they use steel drums to store the syrup, unlike most places that use these plastic bags. They serve the coke really really cold, to preserve carbonation. And on top of that they filter the shit out of the mixer water. I don't know how much of a difference it makes tho.
 
I'm in a ghetto McBixnoods near Guaranteed rate field (Comiskey).



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In addition to the well kept stall, there is a guy shaving in the bathroom and a mumbling toothless old mammy hovering near me cuz I beez white and might habs a dollah.
I hate coming to this part of town.
 
I legitimately like their fish filet sandwich. It's the only thing on their menu I get the three or four times I year I eat there. I can't stand anything else they have. Their burgers taste like salted leather, I don't eat nuggets or chicken tenders by principle, and every time I've ordered a chicken sandwich I get a fucking tendon or some shit in it.

Though one time I was out with friends and got one, and the rest of the night they looked at me like I had eaten a dead rat.
 
There's a Macdonald's like 5 minutes walking distance away from my house and sometimes I go there and buy ice cream

Those waffle cut fries they had during Christmas were tasty tho, their fries aren't too bad in general
 
I get a mcmuffin and coffee at the end of my night shifts a couple of times a month. The breakfast stuff is ok.

The rest of the menu is meh, but I'd not be unhappy if it was all that was available.
 
So, this year Mcdonalds has a new variation of their Shamrock shake, just 50/50 Mint and Chocolate.
 
I haven't eaten McDonalds in 2 years, I don't plan to eat it anytime,in the future, but when I used to, the sausage and egg McMuffins were great as well as the deluxe breakfast.
 
Is it true you don't have self service machines at McDonald's restaurants in America?

We have them here in the UK and I love them. I can order burgers without pickle slices!

Also one thing I like that McDonald's does is the Croque McDo. You can only get it in France but I tried it when I was there last year and loved it.
 
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