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ADF's such a waste of space I doubt he even knows pork is a no-no thing for muslims.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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It's fine, that's Tomlinson brand, the only pig involved was the one making it.
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Hey, hey, maybe he went and got halal 100% beef pepperoni, since they fucking love pepperoni pizza in the middle east.
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Totally not on topic but I noticed that halal shit is MUCH cheaper where I'm at, so I just started buying it and man it is not that bad, I would be down for some halal pep my dawg.
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I remember halal pepperoni and even the meat at Subway being very mealy and nothing like the real thing.
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So 200 of them died since the previous hour.LOL! Phil eating pizza with dates and hummus.
FAT.
Also, am I seeing salami?
That's... pork?
Most Palestinians are Muslim, Phil?
This pizza isn't even halal.
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I love the way that you can tell Phil is such a troglodyte shut in, It’s obviously daylight outside, but he’s got his blackout curtains on, but you can just see a tiny bit of sunlight peeking through.
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What the fuck is on that pizza, black olives, pepperoni and guacamole? Imagine literally wasting money on that mess to make a dumb statement online and then actually having to eat it
It wouldn't surprise me to find out those olives were grown in Israel (pbuh) and helped fund its righteous genocide of the goat fuckers.
Kol ‘od balevav penimah
Nefesh Yehudi homiyah,
Ulfa’atey mizrach kadimah,
‘Ayin leTziyon tzofiyah;
‘Od lo avdah tikvatenu,
Hatikvah bat shnot ’alpayim,
𝄆 Lihyot ‘am chofshi be’artzenu,
’Eretz Tziyon v'Yerushalayim. 𝄇
It wouldn't surprise me to find out those olives were grown in Israel (pbuh) and helped fund its righteous genocide of the goat fuckers.
Kol ‘od balevav penimah
Nefesh Yehudi homiyah,
Ulfa’atey mizrach kadimah,
‘Ayin leTziyon tzofiyah;
‘Od lo avdah tikvatenu,
Hatikvah bat shnot ’alpayim,
𝄆 Lihyot ‘am chofshi be’artzenu,
’Eretz Tziyon v'Yerushalayim. 𝄇
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Phil is no longer a walking parody of brainless leftwingers, he has become a parody of himself.
This is Seattle. It would not surprise me to learn that the pizza place was have a Solidarity for Palestine Pizza special.
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Bro I've seen even halal chorizo in Morocco.
Muslims will do everything possible to mimic what Allah has forbidden them.
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Making pork products halal is as simple as using another protein that follows halal slaughter customs.
However, I find it highly unlikely that this idiotic ANTIFA larper asked for halal salami. Some of the most deranged political spergs I've known tend to know basically nothing about other cultures. It's a larp to make them feel better about their upper middleclass upbringing around (typically White) other upper middleclass people. "See, I'm not like those WHITE PEOPLE, I'm NOT a racist."
I see the usual tale of "Pizzahut is better outside of western countries".
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Hey Phil, does this mean you’re going to the West Bank, or are you too much of a coward to join the freedom fighters on the ground?
Average Israeli woman soldier:
Average Palestinian woman soldier:
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Pod 042
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I don't know if it's worth pointing out but that's definitely a frozen cheese pizza that he added his own toppings too. Take a close look at the crust and cheese.
Looks like a frozen digiorno cheese pizza. Meaning that the toppings cost more than the pizza itself. Also the retard couldn't even cook the pizza correctly, it's under done and the cheese isn't melted.
All that to say I don't think any pizza place employees were harmed in the Making of this terrible pizza and it probably tasted as bad as it looked.
Thumb Butler
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That's a lot of food for just one person. He might need to order a bigger tardsuit.
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Maybe it's just the brands where I am, but when I tried halal meat I found it bland and tasteless, and I am anything but a salt-o-holic so it wasn't that. It also seemed....granular. not pleasant on the palate. I almost feel bad for mudslimes having to eat that shit.
I remember halal pepperoni and even the meat at Subway being very mealy and nothing like the real thing.
Mealy....that's the perfect word, @Plum Smuggler .
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Phil has posted a playlist for the farms. Try not to get "big mad" now farmers.
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No Hanson? I feel betrayed. You loved them so much back in the day, Phil…
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He's so adorable when he posts dumb shit on social media to own the Kiwi Farms.
Mazel tov, you fat retard.
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You gotta go to one of the paki places where it’s like….half butcher shop, half CVS and the cashier is rude as shit, they sell the good stuff. It’s been an interesting year for me, man.
