"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Twrx said:
You're combining multiple parts of his lore. The phone thing happened after the drive by on the non-existent street. He said he stole his iPhone, took out the SD card and threw the phone in the drain. iPhones, at least at that point, I don't know about now, didn't have an SD card slot.
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Yeah for whatever reason, the lore is back to back failure after failure threat after non-existent threat
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil has a readiness hearing on Friday.
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Flamin Park said:
Does he have the beetus? Only seen feet overtaken like that in badly uncontrolled diabetics or ischaemia victims

Also what is that, it looks like trich mold, I imagine that would be fatal in short order if untreated yet here we are years later
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If he does he's never mentioned it. But that was just really gnarly foot fungus because he never took his boots off.
 
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AnOminous said:
Take another shower.
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Aw hell, I forgot about his moldy Shrek feet. How could I have ever forgotten about his nasty, moldy Shrek feet?

The only time I've ever seen feet even close to that in my life were my Dad's feet because he got Jungle Rot during the Vietnam War. His feet were basically covered in calluses. They were thick, dry patches of dead skin that would crack and peel. Except Dad's feet were never fucking green.
 
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The Dude said:
Aw hell, I forgot about his moldy Shrek feet. How could I have ever forgotten about his nasty, moldy Shrek feet?

The only time I've ever seen feet even close to that in my life were my Dad's feet because he got Jungle Rot during the Vietnam War. His feet were basically covered in calluses. They were thick, dry patches of dead skin that would crack and peel. Except Dad's feet were never fucking green.
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The armed forces always stress keeping your feet dry exactly for this reason.

And then Taters keeps his boots on for months at a time. He he managed to keep them on without going nuts from the itching is beyond me. So maybe he does have some form of the beetus and just can't feel his feet anymore.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
And then Taters keeps his boots on for months at a time. He he managed to keep them on without going nuts from the itching is beyond me. So maybe he does have some form of the beetus and just can't feel his feet anymore.
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I think it's a combo of tism and being so fat it's nearly impossible for him to bend over either to take them off or put them back on.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think it's a combo of tism and being so fat it's nearly impossible for him to bend over either to take them off or put them back on
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With his fatness as noted and his terrible cheese and pizza based diet, I'm sure the 'beetus has him in its grip too, and the nerves in his feet are shot so he can't feel them.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
The armed forces always stress keeping your feet dry exactly for this reason.

And then Taters keeps his boots on for months at a time. He he managed to keep them on without going nuts from the itching is beyond me. So maybe he does have some form of the beetus and just can't feel his feet anymore.
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Yep. Thing with my Old Man was that he served with the Navy as a River Rat on a PBR (same kind of boat as Apocalypse Now), so dry feet was a luxury they were rarely able to enjoy. With Spud the Chud over here, it was a combination of sheer laziness and him autistically feeling like a badass because he's wearing combat boots.
 
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