"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Drama Trauma said:
Just because Phil is a coward, that doesn't mean he wouldn't hit a woman if he had the chance and opportunity.
If I remember he also beat two of his exes, Maria and Michael(?) I think, the latter one was a transman.
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He is not just any coward but a giant coward:
-Pepersprays from the back of the group
-Beats a woman in a wheelchair.
-Calls the cops on people for sleeping in "his spot"

You'd punch him once and he'd grovel, stumbling over himself to get on your good side in fear. He's a typical bully. The women in prison, especially the dealers/drug users, will wipe the floor with his potato ass. He tries to beat someone's bitch in there and he'll get pureed by some bulldyke
 
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Phil's been so boring lately. Just posting youtube videos he's never watched or even understands.
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Tragi-Chan said:
I wonder how they’d react to his teardrop tattoo.
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I've always wondered how a teardrop was supposed to be hard and if you listen to old timer convicts from back in the day they'll tell you that they were originally to mark someone as property and dudes just lied about it after they got out creating a meaning of its own in pop culture.
 
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AnOminous said:
It would certainly beat being made cellies with some hulking violent rapemurder serial killer type troon.
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I want Phil in a cell with some hulking violent troon. I don't want anyone to be raped except rapists. They're fair game.
Get a 24hr stream camera in the cell and the prison would make bank. Phil being forced into reading the bible aloud to said troon while being made to hand over any commissary he manages to get. Ideally the troon will be a Cuban who escaped the island. No more communism for Philip. Prison basic would see that fat melt away.
Toren 2: Prison Boogaloo would be great.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
I want Phil in a cell with some hulking violent troon. I don't want anyone to be raped except rapists. They're fair game.
Get a 24hr stream camera in the cell and the prison would make bank. Phil being forced into reading the bible aloud to said troon while being made to hand over any commissary he manages to get. Ideally the troon will be a Cuban who escaped the island. No more communism for Philip. Prison basic would see that fat melt away.
Toren 2: Prison Boogaloo would be great.
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I think Phil would actually like that, he do has/d rape fantasies and we all remember his obsession of getting cuffed and others doing things to him while cuffed.
A crazy, schizo biological female drug dealer would likely beat him up and would be the most justifiable fate to him, as Phil hates biological women.
 
Flamin Park said:
I'd laugh if he got put in one of the gang seg units because his stupid tattoos and skinhead. Phil in with the various AN leaders would be hilarious
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I'd love to see Taters get on the wrong side of the AN just for being a fucking sped.

I mean he's all anti-Jew which is right down their alley but I would think they're not pro-Palestine so much as they just want anybody to curb stomp anything even remotely Jewish.

Drama Trauma said:
I think Phil would actually like that, he do has/d rape fantasies and we all remember his obsession of getting cuffed and others doing things to him while cuffed.
A crazy, schizo biological female drug dealer would likely beat him up and would be the most justifiable fate to him, as Phil hates biological women.
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But that was from when he was still in his "gay" phase. Now he's a woman so he's against that.

Taters is all about whatever flavor of the month gives him the most oppression points.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I'd love to see Taters get on the wrong side of the AN just for being a fucking sped.

I mean he's all anti-Jew which is right down their alley but I would think they're not pro-Palestine so much as they just want anybody to curb stomp anything even remotely Jewish.


But that was from when he was still in his "gay" phase. Now he's a woman so he's against that.

Taters is all about whatever flavor of the month gives him the most oppression points.
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I dunno, when he was hanging out with Jordman the figging incident happened.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Is this a criminal court or some kind of mental health court? If it’s criminal, kiwi agents can get into the courtroom to observe
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I’m not sure about this hearing but the next step would be the actual trial. Yes, kiwi agents were at the the hearing that was dismissed.

On another front Kiwi agents now have thermal imaging capabilities and have noted an uptick in bouncing and squeaking coming from apartment 307 as these court dates approach.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil's been so boring lately. Just posting youtube videos he's never watched or even understands.
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"Where do I enlist?" the potato goblin squeals with excitement. Well, you don't. Or rather, you wouldn't, even if given the chance, because you're a pathetic coward. And even if you did, you'd be rejected as 4-F because you're an obese, weak, worthless blob and a potential liability to the other troops as a disease vector because you never bathe, even after shitting your pants. And that's not to even mention the liability you would be on the battlefield in numerous ways, including blue-on-blue/friendly fire, giving away your side's position due to your bouncing and squeaking, attracting fire by panicking and trying to run away, or causing an air strike to be called down on your comrades because you were trying to surrender. He's already caused one blue-on-blue incident that time he peppersprayed his comrades while trying to use them as a human shield.
 
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The Dude said:
"Where do I enlist?" the potato goblin squeals with excitement. Well, you don't. Or rather, you wouldn't, even if given the chance, because you're a pathetic coward. And even if you did, you'd be rejected as 4-F because you're an obese, weak, worthless blob and a potential liability to the other troops as a disease vector because you never bathe, even after shitting your pants. And that's not to even mention the liability you would be on the battlefield in numerous ways, including blue-on-blue/friendly fire, giving away your side's position due to your bouncing and squeaking, attracting fire by panicking and trying to run away, or causing an air strike to be called down on your comrades because you were trying to surrender. He's already caused one blue-on-blue incident that time he peppersprayed his comrades while trying to use them as a human shield.
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I always forget he's a walking disease vector.
 
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The Dude said:
How could you possibly forget? The man is one of the filthiest cows known to us. He dresses all in black like he's wearing trash bags, and since he's the one filling those clothes that makes him the filthy, rotting, maggoty garbage.
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Can't argue with that logic.

Besides he just looks greasy and that you could catch a dozen diseases just by being in the same general vicinity as him.
 
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The Dude said:
How could you possibly forget? The man is one of the filthiest cows known to us. He dresses all in black like he's wearing trash bags, and since he's the one filling those clothes that makes him the filthy, rotting, maggoty garbage.
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Maybe it’s that my OCD makes me want to shower every day… but damn just looking at him makes me want to take another shower sometimes.
 
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