"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Lord Of Shit said:
I did write "almost", but when I'm tempted to feel terribly bad for his mother, I remember that, more than anyone else in the world, his mother is:

1. The person who "raised" him and contributed the most to ADF's present, lamentable state, and
2. If I am correct about ADF having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, his mother is directly and solely responsible for it.

I don't know the mother's age at the time of the Tater Tard's birth, but if it was highly advanced, she gambled and lost there too. Remember that the Snorlax birthed Chris in, what, her mid-forties? That's almost a fifty-fifty shot at producing a highly defective baby.

I will note that some parents really do do absolutely everything perfectly and still end up with a complete fuck-up, while others do everything wrong, and still, the child becomes a magnificent success.
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His mom was far from perfect. However she did actually try to help him a lot. He wanted to do some crossdressing cosplay and demanded she pay for it. He beat her up when she’s refused. He had also recently quit the only job he ever had that he only worked one day a week.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt though. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Well he was taken in by a slightly physically disabled woman named Maria. She wanted a child very badly. She told Phil she would support him so long as he was able to marry her and give her a child. He cried when they had sex. Thankfully he never procreated. But he did end up beating her up in the children’s section of a library or book store when she brought up things for a hypothetical kid.

So he basically targets vulnerable women when he has power fantasies or bounces and squeaks away.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
His mom was far from perfect. However she did actually try to help him a lot. He wanted to do some crossdressing cosplay and demanded she pay for it. He beat her up when she’s refused. He had also recently quit the only job he ever had that he only worked one day a week.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt though. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Well he was taken in by a slightly physically disabled woman named Maria. She wanted a child very badly. She told Phil she would support him so long as he was able to marry her and give her a child. He cried when they had sex. Thankfully he never procreated. But he did end up beating her up in the children’s section of a library or book store when she brought up things for a hypothetical kid.

So he basically targets vulnerable women when he has power fantasies or bounces and squeaks away.
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Oh, shit, no argument about his one and only Love Quest victim. I hadn't known her name was Maria, but, sweet, merciful crap, Phil ― tarded as he is/was ― had only to not be a complete piece of shit, and would ― gonna say this again: tarded, ugly potato, that Phil is ― have had a sugar-mama for life.

He could not manage even that.

I'm not irrevocably committed to my FAS/Tri21/just-plain-vanilla-shit-upbringing theory, but his pattern does suggest a general anger/contempt towards women. I have to wonder about whence that came.
 
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Lord Of Shit said:
Oh, shit, no argument about his one and only Love Quest victim. I hadn't known her name was Maria, but, sweet, merciful crap, Phil ― tarded as he is/was ― had only to not be a complete piece of shit, and would ― gonna say this again: tarded, ugly potato, that Phil is ― have had a sugar-mama for life.

He could not manage even that.

I'm not irrevocably committed to my FAS/Tri21/just-plain-vanilla-shit-upbringing theory, but his pattern does suggest a general anger/contempt towards women. I have to wonder about whence that came.
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There was also a Lesbian couple that took pity on him after the split with Maria. They kicked him out after a weekend. Not because he had been there too long, but because he started being overly creepy and sexual around them. Considering how he is I think it was him intentionally being edgy.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
So he basically targets vulnerable women when he has power fantasies or bounces and squeaks away.
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He doesn't dare confront an actual man, and the only time he did, he got his ass kicked by a skinny hippie in Occupy who was disgusted by his repulsive fascist behavior.

And he beat up his own mom. When she was in a wheelchair.

And he beat up the only woman who wanted to have sex with him.

He's pretty much a piece of shit.

He's a laughable clown, but much like Chris-Chan, entirely capable of taking advantage of vulnerable victims.

Since it doesn't get posted often enough, this is where Phil screams angrily at a potato mailed to him by someone who wanted him to have adequate nutrition, then in a deranged rage, stabs the potato repeatedly, instead of just eating it, like any sane person would do, and the potato comes out intact.

This is where Phil lost a knife fight to a potato. An unarmed potato.
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
Remember Phil, Moorish Americans follow (an even weirder version of) Islam.
when you go to court throw on that fez and declare that you are indigenous and the anointing of the pepper spray is a religious rite and that you challenge maritime jurisdiction
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Phil would shit himself so hard he'd spontaneously combust if he was ever confronted by a Black Israelite.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
His mom was far from perfect. However she did actually try to help him a lot. He wanted to do some crossdressing cosplay and demanded she pay for it. He beat her up when she’s refused. He had also recently quit the only job he ever had that he only worked one day a week.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt though. Maybe he was just having a bad day. Well he was taken in by a slightly physically disabled woman named Maria. She wanted a child very badly. She told Phil she would support him so long as he was able to marry her and give her a child. He cried when they had sex. Thankfully he never procreated. But he did end up beating her up in the children’s section of a library or book store when she brought up things for a hypothetical kid.

So he basically targets vulnerable women when he has power fantasies or bounces and squeaks away.
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Sometimes I feel sorry for Phatty, because so many people take advantage of his retardation and cowardice. But then I remember things like this and think, actually no, he gets no worse than he’d do to others if he wasn’t a coward.
Lord Of Shit said:
Oh, shit, no argument about his one and only Love Quest victim. I hadn't known her name was Maria, but, sweet, merciful crap, Phil ― tarded as he is/was ― had only to not be a complete piece of shit, and would ― gonna say this again: tarded, ugly potato, that Phil is ― have had a sugar-mama for life.

He could not manage even that.

I'm not irrevocably committed to my FAS/Tri21/just-plain-vanilla-shit-upbringing theory, but his pattern does suggest a general anger/contempt towards women. I have to wonder about whence that came.
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I do think he has some fucked-up feelings about sex and sexuality, where he has the body of a man but the brain of a child and this means his feelings about women are complicated. But I think the simple explanation is that he’s a fat little coward who only bullies women who won’t fight back.

I would love it if he picked a fight with the wrong woman and she kicked his enormous ass to the kerb.
 
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Any supersoldier security updates from Phil about him thwarting kiwi sleeper cells?


the mailman might be a kiwi
the kids at the schoolbus stop? they are kiwilettes, the lot of them
that blind guy, obviously a kiwi with a heads up tactical display using advanced kiwitech
that black guy...ok, run from him Phil, he probably has mysterious negro powers
but, that nun though - DEFINITELY kiwi
 
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Phil is still playing Muslim.
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Some 3 hour story of Islam movie.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Don’t have the time to watch Phil’s movie right now, I just want to say I sincerely hope he goes through a Muslim phase now. I can only imagine the reaction to a fat little tattooed potato boy, bouncing and squeaking in the middle of a mosque and then he shits himself.
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Absolutely haram. I'm sure he can find some hipster tier muslim larpers among the leftwing crowd in Portland, but I'd have to think even they would be smart enough to not try to bring him to a mosque. Maybe if they tape his mouth shut and put him in a burkha? That won't do anything for the small, but not being able to see or hear him may be enough.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Don’t have the time to watch Phil’s movie right now, I just want to say I sincerely hope he goes through a Muslim phase now. I can only imagine the reaction to a fat little tattooed potato boy, bouncing and squeaking in the middle of a mosque and then he shits himself.
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Bringing a pig to a mosque is about as haram as you can get. When they throw him off the roof, do we think he’ll splatter or bounce?
 
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