"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Bassomatic]

If he’s larping as a Muslim now they can just shove a 5xl burka over him.

Postbox Phil.

Actually I just learned something interesting about Islam today from the guy who taught brit spys about islam and how to speak arabic in the 1970s (super neat podcast) but you always spoke praise to allah.

In fact one crazy story was an agent who worked for him was asked about his agents cover lost a child.. he first said roughly "praise to god's wisdom" my son's passed. Now I'm actually not trying to be racist or troll but wow... different views.

Phil always cries about HIM. (all caps on him being a man) Everything he says is anger or victimhood. Not thankful to allah for his greatness but times are tough.

Aside that I'm drunk and was on some history shit.

Going back Phil also lied about owning a gun in Philly, where I was the one who called him out because he owned a firearm type that I happen to have 2 of AND they have a little difference than "normal" (7 shot revolver v 6) . Phil posted a night vid of a cap gun... also the sounds made it clear. He's always been a cartoon fat faggot.

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

Good hold your fucking position. Care package of dilators disguised as cheese with mold incoming.

Roger that. Packages recieved and laced with ricin. Waiting for further orders.

 

[Flamin Park]

All kiwi field teams please be advised: our new base of operations is Kesser Israel Synagogue.
6698 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland, OR 97219, United States.

Please take care to disguise yourselves as ordinary congregation members to avoid detection from prime target

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

All kiwi field teams please be advised: our new base of operations is Kesser Israel Synagogue.
6698 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland, OR 97219, United States.

Please take care to disguise yourselves as ordinary congregation members to avoid detection from prime target

Copy, bringing the packages and disguises for distribution. Has anybody seen Major Cheddar lately? Its been awhile since he reported in.

 

[a hapless toad]

All kiwi field teams please be advised: our new base of operations is Kesser Israel Synagogue.
6698 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland, OR 97219, United States.

Please take care to disguise yourselves as ordinary congregation members to avoid detection from prime target

Knock three times on the aron kodesh to access the secret door behind the parochet.

 

[The Dude]

They would kick him out like the gypsies.

Nah, they'd chuck him off the roof of a building like they do with all the other sexual degenerates.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Oh yeah his "chola" phase where he'd start every vid with "hola" and had the stupid eyebrows painted on.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Why does he do the mask in court thing if he's just going to post his potato head a week later?

Oh wait... he's a retard.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Why does he do the mask in court thing if he's just going to post his potato head a week later?

Oh wait... he's a retard.

It's an old photo. He looks even more tarded now. I wish he still posted videos.

 

[Flamin Park]

Why does he do the mask in court thing if he's just going to post his potato head a week later?

Oh wait... he's a retard.

Old photo, this is what he looks like now

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I like the way his tattoos make him look like a neo nazi from central casting to anyone who isn't a lolcow lore specialist. And by 'anyone' I mean 'the jury'.

 

[moorhen]

I just love how much he looks like a thumb now. It genuinely brings me joy every time I see it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My favourite aspect is the way his misshapen potato head means his insert-brain-here barbed wire tattoo is off-centre.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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I love the Library can headphone
"See spot Run" BING!!
pssstttt. Phil. when you hear the bing you have to turn the knob to see the next picture

Old photo, this is what he looks like now
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The shemagh is adorable. It makes him look like Grandma Harkonnen

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

All kiwi field teams please be advised: our new base of operations is Kesser Israel Synagogue.
6698 SW Capitol Hwy, Portland, OR 97219, United States.

Please take care to disguise yourselves as ordinary congregation members to avoid detection from prime target

I’ve been covering all our bases. I recruited kiwi agents in the Muslim Community Center or Portland at 5325 N Vancouver Ave, Portland, OR 97217. They’ve even infiltrated the Portland local Antifa. We have him under virtual 24 hour watch by kiwi agents. It’s only a matter of time now.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Old photo, this is what he looks like now
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This picture has a lot of potential. Sam Hyde : mass shootings :: ADF : white hate crime. At a glance, the average person would absolutely accept that this guy is the head of some Aryan prison gang.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This picture has a lot of potential. Sam Hyde : mass shootings :: ADF : white hate crime. At a glance, the average person would absolutely accept that this guy is the head of some Aryan prison gang.

Then he opens his mouth and you see he's the gang's gimp.

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

I’ve been covering all our bases. I recruited kiwi agents in the Muslim Community Center or Portland at 5325 N Vancouver Ave, Portland, OR 97217. They’ve even infiltrated the Portland local Antifa. We have him under virtual 24 hour watch by kiwi agents. It’s only a matter of time now.

Agent Smoked Gouda reporting in, I have distributed the dilators disguised as cheese that I have laced with ricin amongts the new recruits. Target Philthy will be tempted to eat or use one before we know it. I took the liberty of planting a hidden camera inside his fridge to monitor his feeding habits for good measure.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

"Namu myoho renge kyo"

Yeah, 南無妙法蓮華経. It's pretty funny, the idea: it's like chanting aloud "The Bible!", "The Bible!!" over and over. No wonder it appeals to his lazy, FAS/Trisomy21-ass.

That's a lot of bikes for a fat sped that can't ride one.

I do wonder if he has actually, ever, even once, bestrode a bike, for but a second of time.

I friggin' love my bike, and have literally worn out the chain sprocket; dude at the bike shop said: "That, like, doesn't usually happen before the end of the bicycle or its owner..." I don't have tattoos, though, so I'm a poser. And Cis, and "neurotypical", and all the other words which mean "not head-fucked".

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Holy, flipping, shiny arse-balls, I could prompt an AI for "smug, stereotypical SJW", and it could not even come close to the reality.

How ― I legit mean how ― has this potato not got mashed yet? I know he's all talk on the Internet and a coward IRL, but he actually encounters many of his online opponents/asspatters.

And his drawn-on "eyebrows" make him look permanently confused.

...

Truth in advertising, I suppose.

I know I'm know just discovering this... vaguely-humanoid lifeform, but he really seems to be just on the very cusp of 'tarded enough to get a tugboat, yet not quite sufficiently 'tarded to have someone to spend it responsibly for him.

I mean, I know this site started for Chris-chan, but I think this creature should be our mascot.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How ― I legit mean how ― has this potato not got mashed yet? I know he's all talk on the Internet and a coward IRL, but he actually encounters many of his online opponents/asspatters.

He did get decked at one point IIRC.