"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

He did get decked at one point IIRC.

Yep, at Occupy. Some twiggy little white college kid got fed up with his shit and clocked him. To save face, Phil spun the story to where it was a pack of big black guys who beat him up.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yep, at Occupy. Some twiggy little white college kid got fed up with his shit and clocked him. To save face, Phil spun the story to where it was a pack of big black guys who beat him up.

And don't tell me, he managed to kick half their asses then one blindsided him and he went down like a sack of potatoes. And the only reason he's still alive is his Antifa brothers came to his rescue because he's such a valuable member?

 

[The Dude]

And don't tell me, he managed to kick half their asses then one blindsided him and he went down like a sack of potatoes. And the only reason he's still alive is his Antifa brothers came to his rescue because he's such a valuable member?

I don't remember the lie he told to save face exactly. I just remember he spun the story so that it was a bunch of niggers instead of one single white guy. And this was during Occupy back when he was still on the East Coast and before AnTardfa was even a thing in the US, and thus before Phil ever knew what it is and became obsessed with it.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I don't remember the lie he told to save face exactly. I just remember he spun the story so that it was a bunch of niggers instead of one single white guy. And this was during Occupy back when he was still on the East Coast and before AnTardfa was even a thing in the US, and thus before Phil ever knew what it is and became obsessed with it.

This is one of the few good things about The Internet:
All of those people, whom are on the "right side of history", will have their words, recorded here, forever.

And we archive everything.

We might have had a goth/emo phase (obviously, confessing here), but we never hurt anyone, did we?

 

[a hapless toad]

I mean, I know this site started for Chris-chan, but I think this creature should be our mascot.

That would be too meta...

Jack Thaddeus - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[nvrwastetree]

Roger that. Packages recieved and laced with ricin. Waiting for further orders.

Will be sending over mason jars. The contents inside contain Ammonia and Bleach. Make sure you label them as "grow your own crystals. Guaranteed full transition for free, keep in closed, non ventilated room".

Yep, at Occupy. Some twiggy little white college kid got fed up with his shit and clocked him. To save face, Phil spun the story to where it was a pack of big black guys who beat him up.

I remember that. Isn't that around the chola phase (with his retarded eyebrows and upside down cross he plastered to his face, also when he got the teardrop tattoo) where e claims to have chased some dude down after guy took a picture of him, he claimed he "beat the shit out of him. Then I grabbed his phone, deleted everything, and snapped it inhalf" only then to add on that he told the guy never to do that again.

 

[Twrx]

Will be sending over mason jars. The contents inside contain Ammonia and Bleach. Make sure you label them as "grow your own crystals. Guaranteed full transition for free, keep in closed, non ventilated room".


I remember that. Isn't that around the chola phase (with his retarded eyebrows and upside down cross he plastered to his face, also when he got the teardrop tattoo) where e claims to have chased some dude down after guy took a picture of him, he claimed he "beat the shit out of him. Then I grabbed his phone, deleted everything, and snapped it inhalf" only then to add on that he told the guy never to do that again.

You're combining multiple parts of his lore. The phone thing happened after the drive by on the non-existent street. He said he stole his iPhone, took out the SD card and threw the phone in the drain. iPhones, at least at that point, I don't know about now, didn't have an SD card slot.

 

[King Blood]

This is one of the few good things about The Internet:
All of those people, whom are on the "right side of history", will have their words, recorded here, forever.

And we archive everything.

We might have had a goth/emo phase (obviously, confessing here), but we never hurt anyone, did we?

The "right side of history" sure has a lot of the biggest wacko fucks who seem to have fetishes for violence and depravity. I mean the Other Side does the same shit but they sure hide it better.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

You're combining multiple parts of his lore. The phone thing happened after the drive by on the non-existent street. He said he stole his iPhone, took out the SD card and threw the phone in the drain. iPhones, at least at that point, I don't know about now, didn't have an SD card slot.

I’ve had iPhones since 6S and they’ve never had expansion cards. In fact the new 16 (maybe 15) is eSIM only.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I’ve had iPhones since 6S and they’ve never had expansion cards. In fact the new 16 (maybe 15) is eSIM only.

Yeah Taters is just retarded. I mean sure we tend to say that about all cows but in his case it's true. Taters is literally retarded and makes up shit all the time to try to make himself seem like a big, important and dangerous guy.

Like once he claimed the leaders of Antifa bought him a cake for being such a good superspud.
Or when he fell into his door and posted a picture of it saying he got angry and punched it even though it didn't look like it had been punched.
Or when he claimed to go back home to see his Mommy who not only was proud of her trans Latinx daughter but bought her a pizza. And this was after he supposedly was picked up by her and her new boyfriend and they had a lovely conversation in the car about Daddy Rape Day which read like bad fanfiction.

He's just retarded and is trying everything to get us to fear him. It's not working. We just laugh more.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I would fear his stench if I had to sit next to him on a bus.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I would fear his stench if I had to sit next to him on a bus.

Yeah, if I didn’t know who he was, I wouldn’t say that I’d be intimidated, but I definitely wouldn’t want him talking to me. He looks like a mental patient. Possibly one who fell in with the white supremacists. That guy gets on my bus, I’m stretching out to fill both seats and avoiding eye contact.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Yeah Taters is just retarded. I mean sure we tend to say that about all cows but in his case it's true. Taters is literally retarded and makes up shit all the time to try to make himself seem like a big, important and dangerous guy.

He legit has either Trisomy-21, Fetal Alcohol syndrome, or both, I mentioned it before, but the only people whom have epicanthic folds, as he does, are either Asian, or 'tarded, and he don't look Asian to me.

I almost feel sorry for him at times, but he attached himself to a terrible political movement. Even though most SJW/Woke ideology can be reliably distilled down to "KILL ALL WHITE MEN", they generally have at least the sense to refrain from "saying the quiet part loud". Phil... lacks that sophistication, and literally says and writes that, repeatedly, publicly.

And this, he does as a White man (I know he still has his tater tots), so he technically counts.

Like once he claimed the leaders of Antifa bought him a cake for being such a good superspud.

I tried to generate a cake reading "I'm sorry you're retarded", but my prompt was declined for containing a naughty word. This stupid PG-13 cyberpunk world, I swear...

Or when he fell into his door and posted a picture of it saying he got angry and punched it even though it didn't look like it had been punched.
Or when he claimed to go back home to see his Mommy who not only was proud of her trans Latinx daughter but bought her a pizza. And this was after he supposedly was picked up by her and her new boyfriend and they had a lovely conversation in the car about Daddy Rape Day which read like bad fanfiction.

He's just retarded and is trying everything to get us to fear him. It's not working. We just laugh more.

He will eventually do something violent, probably for the very first and last times in his life. He is just smart enough to notice that the world is scary, but not enough to understand its true nature, or to cope with it, and he will one day quite literally strike out with one of those "cissy-slayers" of his.

Goddamnit, I just made myself feel a little bad for him again.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I would fear his stench if I had to sit next to him on a bus.

Just had a flashback to my youth and Weird Al Yankovic's "Another One Rides the Bus".

Goddamnit, I just made myself feel a little bad for him again.

I don't feel bad for him at all as all this he's going through is self-inflicted. He's stupid enough not to be able to succeed in the world and just smart enough to be able to hold onto this grift for as long as he has.

Long story short everything that he's done is due to his own incompetence.

 

[The Dude]

Will be sending over mason jars. The contents inside contain Ammonia and Bleach. Make sure you label them as "grow your own crystals. Guaranteed full transition for free, keep in closed, non ventilated room".


I remember that. Isn't that around the chola phase (with his retarded eyebrows and upside down cross he plastered to his face, also when he got the teardrop tattoo) where e claims to have chased some dude down after guy took a picture of him, he claimed he "beat the shit out of him. Then I grabbed his phone, deleted everything, and snapped it inhalf" only then to add on that he told the guy never to do that again.

I believe the Chola phase was after he moved to the West Coast. IIRC it was shortly after moving into his first apartment, but I could be wrong with the timing.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

What's the latest court news on Spicy Phil, the pepper bandit?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

While Phil is cowering in his government funded fart hovel the real Antifa is out in the streets. Check out this guy. He’s a fraction of Phil’s size and HE CAN RIDE A BIKE.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

That guy gets on my bus, I’m stretching out to fill both seats and avoiding eye contact.

Good move. You'd be safe because he's too much of a wuss to ask you to move up.

I almost feel sorry for him at times

Don't. He beat his own mom, who is in a wheelchair.

 

[fuckidunno]

Check out this guy. He’s a fraction of Phil’s size and HE CAN RIDE A BIKE.
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Kinda...for being Portland cyclists they sure are uncomfortable on their bikes.
check out dude pulling up to camp on the sign..and he isn't in cleats or clipless anyway
but look at the wobbles and the foot position, esp the low foot

Same think with micro-biker, notice when coasting they both use the bush league positioning of vertical crank arms, it's less stable , has higher drag at speed, doesn't allow you to come out of the saddle (for better control) and you can tend to pedal skip (it reduces ground clearance, esp in a lean) and you are at top/bottom dead center so you don't have immediate power available, it's wayyyyy harder to bunny hop/kickback from that position...esp if you are going to mix it up on a bike -- you just took away your own options
Antifa needs to get Brianna Wu to run a Rev 60 vehicular combat class

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Good move. You'd be safe because he's too much of a wuss to ask you to move up.


Don't. He beat his own mom, who is in a wheelchair.

I did write "almost", but when I'm tempted to feel terribly bad for his mother, I remember that, more than anyone else in the world, his mother is:

1. The person who "raised" him and contributed the most to ADF's present, lamentable state, and
2. If I am correct about ADF having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, his mother is directly and solely responsible for it.

I don't know the mother's age at the time of the Tater Tard's birth, but if it was highly advanced, she gambled and lost there too. Remember that the Snorlax birthed Chris in, what, her mid-forties? That's almost a fifty-fifty shot at producing a highly defective baby.

I will note that some parents really do do absolutely everything perfectly and still end up with a complete fuck-up, while others do everything wrong, and still, the child becomes a magnificent success.