StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

Someone needs to make Tarl an Owlchu medallion for him to wear with his pirate costume

LOL. Okay!!!

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

I think most of his funds ends up turned in liquor. He is borderline a shut in and besides buying stupid clothes I don't see him buying much of anything.

To be fair, his estranged wife and child likely take a chunk (40%?), and he's taken on Redneck Blanche DuBois, whose legal fees he helps with, and whose helpless waif histrionics cost him another bundle of his own legal fees. Through a concatenation of heartbreaks and alcohol use disorder, his brand has begun to tank, so that income stream slows to a trickle. Pretty soon, the billfold is looking rather maigre.

Tarl, you haughty, wet-brained little twerp, pull up! Pull up! You're annoying AF, but I used to like your commentary and want to see you rise above. Pull up! 🛩 🏔

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I got good news for our dear friend Samantha. Well, sorta, it depends on your point of view.

To drop info from the Rekieta/Imholte situation (which Samantha may be unaware of, it's fine), Aaron got fined 50 dollars for disseminating Kayla's nudes to a third party without her permission. This means, as a matter of legal fact, Kayla's whoredom has been objectively legally valued at 50 dollars. I would imagine that if one divided the sum money that Tarl spent on her by the number of times they did the unspeakable, it would be over 50 dollars and thus Samantha gets more out of her paypig than Kayla does. Chalk this up as the thinnest of Samantha wins if you wish.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Regardless of the religious or moral pitfalls associated with witchcraft this guy is gonna give himself a disease if he keeps playing around with vials of blood.

 

[Male Idiot]

I mean neither do I but if I fucked a foreigner that turned out to be crazy, I'd keep it to myself out of fear that nobody will take me seriously in the future. Especially with her cushy job in housing management.

Please tell us if Tarl does manage to somehow turn you into a toad. Be sure to hope on the correct keys. Or if you see any gay owls. I'm interested at how inane his magic would be.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

I mean neither do I but if I fucked a foreigner that turned out to be crazy

A foreigner that’s crazy or an American that’s crazy. Tarl is not particular. What does that have to do with anything?

Lady, you fucked TARL. FUCKING TARL! Just looking at the sniveling, scrawny retard makes my ovaries shrivel. Tarl, the emaciated faggot that’s sitting on the Internet casting fucking spells to demons, using your blood that for some reason, you had just sitting around in a vial. Now you’ve brought yourself on here, over and over, to tell everyone how awful he is, but you also still love him and can’t stop thinking about him.

Have some damn self awareness . You’re embarrassing yourself. HOLY SHIT girl, Get off the internet and take care of your kids.

You’re too old to be this fucking annoying and pathetic

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

Julian (the former tranny obsessed with me because his childhood friend raped me at 15 instead of buttfucking him)

What’s done in darkness is revealed in the light. How is it that you haven’t learned at all from Tarl’s mistakes? You knock on my door, schizo-explode in my face, and then what???

The door is open again. You’re welcome to come on Master Race Frankenstein Radio to get your venting out with someone who will be fair to you, and then leave it behind you. Tarl was on, why don’t you follow him there? He had no choice in it, though you can come on your own accord.

You really need to get past this. Don’t you know Dillon can come and witness your chaos? Can’t you think of the future? You are getting in your own way—neither Tarl, Dillon or I have anything to do with it.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Tarls psycho exes trying to out psycho each other in this thread has gone from funny to tedious. At this point I would have thrown a phone at you too.

At least they stopped trying to run consensus-building gayops in this thread, that was really irritating.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is it always Stolas?
I enjoy fantasy enough to have read through a few different stories involved with him and nothing stands out for making him the prime choice of summon... he is apparently less likely to murder you outright then most demons but beyond that all he does is warn you that you are about to fuck everything up and should stop fucking around.

He wants to bang the tumblr sexyman version.

 

[mickrussom]

and y’all just stir the pot.

that's like our job, man.

 

[Red Frida]

As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end, that's enough to keep a smile on my face about it all. Enjoy the poopy kisses <3

Wow what's wrong with this lady.

 

[mickrussom]

I still don't get how this crossdressing retard Satanist grifting scum is so poor. He was at the top of YouTube's lolbertarian Trump simp grift for a few years. Surely he's made a few hundreds of thousands from all the dimwitted takes and China clickbait videos. Where did the money go?

this fucking moron was constantly bragging about how he has über integrity and he would never put monetization on so he can always be free to discuss anything without fear of reprisal. you can also tell tarl is nigger rich, every dollar this fucker gets is spent. when hamburgular is the one bailing you out of a jail and tarl lives in a trailer sized single bathroom shithouse with chickenwire fences - if there was ever money it was spent and there is nothing to show for it.

The human skeleton Ouroboros embroidery he proudly hangs on his back wall probably cost him $350,000 for starters...............

in zimbabwe dollars maybe....

You knock on my door, schizo-explode in my face, and then what???

that link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVgCwySksuQ

holy shit. the amount of lunacy in this thread is impressive.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Excuses, excuses. I can relate. It's hard to stay away, isn't it? RELATABLE. HAH.

-"side character"

Okay I think I have given this thread enough of a break, but honestly the fact that you are here with the tremendous amount of posts in the thread about Marlin the magician is really is what is telling here. We get the guy is essentially an edge lord to the max, sort of implied in his online handle anyways. Though he redeveloped himself from the edge lord skeptic young Stix, to older boomer poltico grifting Stix.

Fact the man now has de-evolved into larping as a Paul Revere cosplay character is what it is for his grift. I do suggest despite how much we do enjoy the tea being spilled, probably just focus on life a bit, and move beyond the element the way this lolcow to the extraordinaire operates. More or less is telling about your insights if really you think during whatever type of conclusion you are finding it is a good idea to put too much out in public. You are of course in my mind a nasty gutter slut, but maybe crawl out of the gutter. Merlin the larping magician is the last thing you should be fixating on at this point and time. Be good idea just walk away from the thread and take care of your own life, or else really kills credibility to your element of events. It is believable, and as much I love the element of shitting on a false idol worshipping disingenuous grifter as Styx. Be a bit better on your own end to just walk away and focus on life a bit. Or else you are just a nasty gutter slut that is looking for BPD validation, which you will both equally be made fun of. Thank you, and doubt you take the advice but thanks for the content.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Tarl Warwick produced another lunatic video: The Occult: Video 406: The Blood Moon Eclipse and I
The whole video is a cope session trying to convince people what he is doing isn't batshit insane while smugly mocking religion.

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He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.
Acknowledge it is crazy, and disjointed Convoluted what-about-ism cope on Religion. Believes Stolas is his friend.

6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.

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If you ever feel down kiwis, remember you aren't Tarl Warwick the loser

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Fact the man now has de-evolved into larping as a Paul Revere cosplay character is what it is for his grift.

Paul Rereve probably didn’t dance around in his room with a bathrobe using shaman chants to curseyehamaha some chick he threw a ink pen at.

 

[DogZero]

that link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVgCwySksuQ

holy shit. the amount of lunacy in this thread is impressive.

hahah this was the tranny nazi just a second ago telling us to stop stirring the pot and “Leave sam alone!!!” then he posts this giant pot of fucking insanity.

This thread is so much more kino than it has any right to be given how mundane styx otherwise is as a lolcow.
@Laylithe You gonna just take this leak laying down? you have clearly been wronged obviously due to no fault of your own! You should strike back by leaking something else or posting more styx poetry or something. Anything really, this tranny nazi guy is being more entertaining then you rn and unless you do something crazy you’re gonna lose the sweet attention you crave.

 

[Laylithe]

hahah this was the tranny nazi just a second ago telling us to stop stirring the pot and “Leave sam alone!!!” then he posts this giant pot of fucking insanity.

This thread is so much more kino than it has any right to be given how mundane styx otherwise is as a lolcow.
@Laylithe You gonna just take this leak laying down? you have clearly been wronged obviously due to no fault of your own! You should strike back by leaking something else or posting more styx poetry or something. Anything really, this tranny nazi guy is being more entertaining then you rn and unless you do something crazy you’re gonna lose the sweet attention you crave.

His own brother is dead and he's not even sad, but I'm the crazy one. He's calling me a witch publicly; all he does is throw ad hominem remarks and speak down on others using religion as his sword. Yeah, this is gonna go down well for him.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

This thread is so much more kino than it has any right to be given how mundane styx otherwise is as a lolcow.

This is true, for an example Tarl is the KingCobraJFS at home, discount bin warlock who cant do magic spells right. Why summon a gay little blizzard while Cobes can summon thunder storms like a god amongst men?

 

[Adolf Kotler]

Was anyone else watching one of his livestreams last week when a woman's scream was inexplicably heard in the next room? He said WTF and went offline for about 5 mins. When he came back, he claimed his stereo/tv had turned itself upto full volume by accident...

Clearly this was bs. It seemed more like he lives with a senile relative or something.

 

[anscochrome]

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Jeremy and Tarl
Jeremy and Tarl who?
Jeremy and Tarl both died of massive panic attack heart attacks before they could fly out for a business meeting......

See, you can't even make a proper groaner of a knock knock joke about this sphere of characters.