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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Can't relapse if you never stopped!
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I honestly believe he relapsed directly. He managed +/- to get enough in control in order to pretend but it's getting too hard now and the cracks are apparent. You don't get kicked out of a sushi restaurant (where you are a regular) and called to a fight on a parking lot if there is no substance and behavior problem involved. I know he normally sounds retarded but the latest audio are slurry and slow. He felt asleep live in stream.
The RALPHMALE IS BACK GRUNK GRUNK.
By the way in eurofagland pretending to have fucked your mother-in-law would get you in trouble, especially if you are in a custody dispute. Judges really don't like slandering sex jokes about the family of your ex. I don't know if it's the same in amerinuts land.
 
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Victim2988 said:
I honestly believe he relapsed directly. He managed +/- to get enough in control in order to pretend but it's getting too hard now and the cracks are apparent. You don't get kicked out of a sushi restaurant (where you are a regular) and called to a fight on a parking lot if there is no substance and behavior problem involved. I know he normally sounds retarded but the latest audio are slurry and slow. He felt asleep live in stream.
The RALPHMALE IS BACK GRUNK GRUNK.
By the way in eurofagland pretending to have fucked your mother-in-law would get you in trouble, especially if you are in a custody dispute. Judges really don't like slandering sex jokes about the family of your ex. I don't know if it's the same in amerinuts land.
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It's California, so...
 
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I like Ralph saying his plate of full with making up a movie night and "organizing" the Fuck Warski Festival which is obviously going to be organized by Perspic and the whole festival is just a plot to try getting DSP on.
 
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This voicemail is also before his confrontation with Godzilla. Meaning Ralphs safety is still questionable as its been 13 hours without a sign of life. Honestly, his aimless wondering around all fucking day + leaving voicemails for random people sounds like some incredibly suicidal shit, I wonder if Dax received any 40 minute long voicemails apologizing for his disloyalty? Reminder Ralph has absolutely zero big, muscular shoulders to cry on anymore; he's burned every bridge possible with men his type and can only find some comfort in streamers that are far less relevant than even himself. It's tough.
 
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So much goodness in the last week or two.

ā€WHY DEW YEW ALL TALK ā€˜BOUT MAH HAVINā€˜ SECKSUAL RELATIONSHIP WID MAH BABBY MAMAā€™S MAMA? HOW DARE YEW ALL RUN WID A STORY AH PUT OUT THAR!ā€

ā€AH DONā€™T WISH AH CULD QUIT YEW, DICK MASTERSON!ā€

ā€THANKSGIVINGLY FER DAT UDDER GUY AH DIDNā€™T FAHT HEEM ONLY TO GET MAH ASS KICKED ALL OVER THAT PARKINā€™ LOT ANā€™ BLEED ALL OVER HEEM!ā€

What a time to be alive!
 
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Pigtoad said:
he's been looping over the Mersh/DSP wrestling show for several days. Never realizing he's gone over it before.
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He does this with a lot of stuff, namely repeating the exact same talking points to his audience then the same thing over again to any guests that are willing to listen, then to Twitter and so on. What's worse is that Ralph fails to realize that his wrasslin' show is never going to happen.
 
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porkWellington said:
Nothing's stopping Ralph from doing a solo wrestling show but prep. Guarantee if he did one with DSP it'd be like a group project with Phil does all the work and Ralph thinks his contribution is showing up ie women saying they bring "the table"
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DSP has supposedly partnered with ReviewtechUSA for his "show" (its unclear whether its going to the be the wrestling show or something else). PPP/KC hate reviewtechUSA and that was the initial reason that DSP ended up with them.

I imagine there is some slim possibility that we get a lolcowlive 2.0 with DSP, RTU and Ralph which could be hilarious but will probably just be depressing.
 
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