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Question for the ladies of this thread

FtMs are obsessed with packers I see a lot. As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?

Like the ftm above is saying she wears her packer and how could people ever know? But I genuinely don't ever recall anyone talking about bulge size, or woman staring at their bulge (unless talking about wearing a Speedo or something)

Especially since your bulge will change depending on what you wear, but I've never once heard a man complain about his bulge being too small, lol, or his bulge at all.

Are male bulges equivalent to boobs on a female to men? I'm guessing no but I could be wrong?

never in my entire adult life have I looked at a mans bulge who i wasn't dating and felt any sort of positive feelings. if anything, it feels gross to accidently notice such a thing, I've certainly never looked for it on purpose. and I've looked at boobs on purpose, those i can appreciate

 

[BlueIvysAssistant]

"He stuck his little guy right into my hidey hole and--"

 

[ruckingfetard]

I never look at men's bulges. Although if a TiF was "male passing" and was wearing tight jeans without a packer I would probably notice.

I say this specially because that swimming ad that popped up a few years ago with the TiF was one of the rare instances where I noticed the lack of junk first before anything else.
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For starters, guarantee that TIF isn't winning against any moids

For another, I'd seen there was an interview done on youtube with one of the girls that had to be in the locker room with troon Lia Thomas, and she said one thing that was pretty insightful. She said that people would ask if she had an issue with biological female lesbians in the dressing room with her and she said something like "there is a big difference between undressing with women attracted to women and men attracted to women."

Could be quite literally the fact that they'll get a raging boner, but I also think it's just the natural feeling of unsafeness a woman experiences when put in a vulnerable position with a man. Prey and Predator mentality, so to speak.

So no, I don't think anyone would care if a pooner walks around in a speedo. because nobody feels threatened or uncomfortable by a woman with zippertits. Some of the ugliest of dykes at rallies that strip to "own the fascists" don't elicit the same kind of unease that a man in a dress (or bathing suit) does. It's not even close.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Question for the ladies of this thread

FtMs are obsessed with packers I see a lot. As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?

I generally don't do so intentionally, though I will notice if a man has an unusually large bulge (and I don't see it as a desirable thing—the last thing I want to deal with is a beer can or an anaconda).

Most men don't show much in the way of a bulge unless they're intentionally dressed to display it—tight jeans, Speedo-style swim trunks, or, in the case of troons, tight skirts. And imo, a guy who likes to show off his junk is best avoided; they always turn out to be creeps.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

FtMs are obsessed with packers I see a lot. As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?

We might glance if you are wearing wearing very tight pants but overall eyes stay on the upper body. The bulge is honestly quite uninteresting, we tend to care more about the face, the pecks, the arms, the hair, the height and so on. Most ladies care very little about penises unless we are about get busy with a specific penis and then we care about that one only.

This is just one way these pooners are being very childish. They know that the penis is a male organ and like super important to men according to the pop culture jokes. So they need a bulge because penis makes a bulge and bigger is better right? Right. This will totally make look like a big handsome dude everyone wants.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Not a Woman.

But MtF troons don't get "tits" to attract men they do it because it's part of their fetish of being a "Woman" and it's part of their own sexual gratification.

& on the flipside FtM Pooners who aren't just white girls not feeling special enough or enough of a victim by just being a white girl are mostly Dick Envy Dykes. Like their male counterparts it's not about attracting others but their own fetish.

 

[CoolFool]

As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?
Are male bulges equivalent to boobs on a female to men? I'm guessing no but I could be wrong?

If I see a man with a bulge (outside of where you might expect to see one, like some professional swimmer wearing a speedo or your boyfriend walking around in his boxers), I feel uncomfortable and immediately assume the guy is a pervert. Your average guy doesn't walk around with a bulge on display.

I'm reiterating a post I've made before, but I think they don't understand what they're actually dealing with. Trooning out isn't the new midlife crisis. It's a cancer that eventually consumes its host's mind. When a brick hon outs themselves to their wives, it's not something made on a whim. It's the culmination of many hidden indulgences and ideations. By the time he feels secure enough to do this, it's already too late for the marriage. The troon cancer has metastasized and there is no going back. If he agrees to stop it, it just means he'll do it later when his wife's in a vulnerable position. This is the question these women should ask themselves:

"What has he been doing when I wasn't looking?"

I'm glad many of them can see what's happening and are getting out right away.

Thanks in large part to KF, if I ever date a guy and he even hints at wanting to troon out, I will dump him right then and there. As you said, by that point they have been stewing in troon nonsense for a while and it's too late. I would not care if they begged, pleaded, cried and swear they were just suffering from a moment of insanity, I would never be able to trust or believe that they aren't secretly trying to troon out.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Question for the ladies of this thread

FtMs are obsessed with packers I see a lot. As a man, I have to ask, do females actually look at mens bulges?

Like the ftm above is saying she wears her packer and how could people ever know? But I genuinely don't ever recall anyone talking about bulge size, or woman staring at their bulge (unless talking about wearing a Speedo or something)

Especially since your bulge will change depending on what you wear, but I've never once heard a man complain about his bulge being too small, lol, or his bulge at all.

Are male bulges equivalent to boobs on a female to men? I'm guessing no but I could be wrong?

I don’t look at or think about bulges at all, and it’s better to not see them. If it seems incidental it doesn’t bother me, but if it’s deliberately on show it’s weird.

Women generally find the penises of men they are not in/pursuing a relationship with to be gross.

They would only look if they already like the man and are thinking about him sexually.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I don't think pooners that wear packers do it so people see it. I think they are trying to simulate a completely imaginary feeling they think men experience from having something in their underwear while walking around. It's nonsense of course. If you're a man, your meat-and-two-veg give you pleasure when you use them. The rest of time you don't think about them any more than your earlobes. You don't "feel" they are here unless your underwear is uncomfortably tight.

I mean, I'm not guessing this, I've seen them say it explicitely. Some time back a Reddit discussion was even flagged in this or a similar thread where some of them discussed how to decorate their packers when they're too plain. They are essentially playing dolls with their fake little dudes!

 

[PaulBearer]

If I see a man with a bulge (outside of where you might expect to see one, like some professional swimmer wearing a speedo or your boyfriend walking around in his boxers), I feel uncomfortable and immediately assume the guy is a pervert. Your average guy doesn't walk around with a bulge on display.

Okay, what do you expect well endowed men to do with it? Tuck it?

This is like men assuming women with big tits are sluts...very unkind.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Okay, what do you expect well endowed men to do with it? Tuck it?

This is like men assuming women with big tits are sluts...very unkind.

I'm pretty sure she's referring to if they are erect.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The rest of time you don't think about them any more than your earlobes. You don't "feel" they are here

Try telling that these insane women. They wouldn't get it at all and call you transphobic.

how to decorate their packers when they're too plain. They are essentially playing dolls with their fake little dudes!

They are funny identity validation toys in ftm groups and realisitc penis replacements when trying to bully gay men into dating them.

 

[CoolFool]

Okay, what do you expect well endowed men to do with it? Tuck it?

Do you really think there are a bunch of guys out there with massive flaccid dicks they can't conceal?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Okay, what do you expect well endowed men to do with it? Tuck it?

 

[PaulBearer]

Do you really think there are a bunch of guys out there with massive flaccid dicks they can't conceal?

I don't know....lol

Certainly not me that's for sure.

I'm pretty sure she's referring to if they are erect.

I see...yeah well they probably would be perverts.

Sorry for the DP, I can't be arsed to edit it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

About pooners and spurious bulges -- some gay men notoriously notice bulges, hence the term "size queen".

Would the pooners who claim to be gay men (most of them?) be different in this respect from that pooner with a girlfriend?

 

[cypocryphy]

I never look at men's bulges. Although if a TiF was "male passing" and was wearing tight jeans without a packer I would probably notice.

I say this specially because that swimming ad that popped up a few years ago with the TiF was one of the rare instances where I noticed the lack of junk first before anything else.
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I've mentioned this before, but it's always hilarious to me how pooners think us "d00ds " just love having our shirts off all the time. I remember going to a pool party when I was 12 or 13, and I wasn't fat or a twig, but having my shirt off around girls gave me a little bit of anxiety. I'm sure it was worse for other guys too.

 

[DSHK]

Pooner gets a boner?
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A clitoris doesnt have the erectile tissue that a dick does, even when "hard" its about as firm as a mans limp dick. Pooners are excited about having a pinky sized micropenis that bends downwards and cant get hard.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Anatomy lesson in order.

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Answer: It's because you are a man.

Top rated comment handles it more diplomatically.

People who have been through male puberty tend to have a wider chest, hence wider boobs.

You can still make a cleavage with the right bra etc.

You might be interested to see LOTS of boobs (I think this is an amazing resource... the non-sexualized normal breasts gallery). Many cis women's boobs are far apart too...

 

[Bloo]

Anatomy lesson in order.
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Answer: It's because you are a man.

Top rated comment handles it more diplomatically.

wtf do these people expect will happen? They clearly have very different body types to women, it’s going to look different.