What culture has the worst cuisine?

[FieldPiece]

Indian food. Their cheese is completely flavorless, aesthetically their food all looks like sewer waste. Their curries suck ass and are completely mogged by Thai curries both in flavor and Thai curry doesn't look like diahrea. They're almost all vegetarian so it kinda explains why their food sucks ass, but that doesn't mean it needs to look like shit.
Indian curry

Thai curry


Then again Thai food mogs everyone.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Chinese has some of the best and worst.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Fucking Norway.

Imagine having access to amazing fresh fish, free roam goat, sheep and even exotic meats like moose or reindeer and not managing to produce anything edible.

Their fish dishes are either canned, oily fish on bread, or bland, cooked fish doused in a fucking disgusting brown sauce served with fish-chips.

Norway actually produces some of the best strawberries in the world, and they were unable to produce a signature dessert with strawberry.

It is fucking shameful.

 

[thrasymachus]

Dutch food is overall OK...we have some good things. Herring, kibbeling, stamppot, cheese, stroopwafels. Cookies and sweet pastries are great.

Scandi food gets a bad rap but I am not sure how deserved it is.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Arab food, as in Iraqi or Syrian Arab food is pretty good. Desert dwelling nomads don't eat nearly as good. Before Oil, Saudi Arabia was a poor shit hole. After oil it became a rich shit hole.

saudis don't eat saudi food, they hire a chef from basically anywhere else that has good food to cook for them

 

[soy_king]

So you think russian food, which is actually pretty good and pretty much the only thing the russkies (altough the best food comes from the tatars over there) ever got right, is bad but you love literal nigger shit? figures.

The worst will always be Indian food because even if done right, it still smells and tastes horrendous. Followed by the americans butchering every european cuisine in the worst ways possible and otherwise are only known for literal crap like mcdonalds.

I'm sorry to hear that you don't enjoy flavors beyond mayonnaise and unseasoned meat bro, I don't know what to tell you.

 

[Real Fakeman]

I am unimpressed with Eritrean food. But whatever Somalis eat must be a hundred times worse based on the smell.

Anyone who says British is a very low-IQ individual.

Fucking Norway.

Imagine having access to amazing fresh fish, free roam goat, sheep and even exotic meats like moose or reindeer and not managing to produce anything edible.

Their fish dishes are either canned, oily fish on bread, or bland, cooked fish doused in a fucking disgusting brown sauce served with fish-chips.

Norway actually produces some of the best strawberries in the world, and they were unable to produce a signature dessert with strawberry.

It is fucking shameful.

Counterpoints:

Rømmegraut (Sour cream porridge)

Finnbiff (reindeer stew)

Pinnekjøt (CHRISTMAS!!!)

Boknafisk (Stockfish)

I have never in my life even heard of anyone making fish with brown sauce, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

In mainland Europe, the Dutch have the worst cuisine and the worst food culture. They're located right next to the sea, they have a long history of seafaring, they had the spice trade by the balls for a long time, and yet they think that this counts as a meal (source: I grew up around Dutch people).

The best part of their cuisine is rijsttafel, and that's something they imported from Indonesia.

i saw a show about what people eat around the world, and when it came to Laos almost every meal was rice, chili peppers, and a third thing. afaik no one bothers to serve it in restaurants. I've seen tibetan food and other weird tiny-country foods served in various places, but never laotian.

I've come across a Laotian food place only once, in the old town of Bergerac in southwest France. It was ok but it's not the most memorable southeast Asian cuisine I've had.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I would say that if there aren't restaurants for it, their food sucks.

I know that a lot of these cuisines are Westernized but you can find Chinese, Italian, Mexican, etc. just about anywhere, French is rarer (but generally good), German (also rare), British, Indian, African, Korean, Japanese, Thai, and a few others, even Polish.

Shit food cultures don't show up in restaurants or are very rare. There is no Australian cuisine (despite Outback Steakhouse's best efforts), Romani (culture of thieves has no sense of hospitality, which is food is all about), Canadian (basically American food but more expensive, also poutine), a good third of Europe like Scandinavia, and so forth. Any culture that would consider my avatar (it's a cat, for future-proofing purposes) good eating (Haiti, backwater parts of China or the Phillipines) is going to be the same markets that will cook up literal garbage ("recycled" food, rubber, etc.) and serve it up has a shit food culture.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

Niggers

 

[Trump's Chosen]

The best part of their cuisine is rijsttafel, and that's something they imported from Indonesia

This is half true. Rijsttafel came from indonesia, but did not exist before the dutch. Most dishes can't be made without spices from the spice trade from american areas and brought over by the dutch. Even one of the signature sauces like peanutsauce, since peanuts are from brazil.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Indian food. Their cheese is completely flavorless, aesthetically their food all looks like sewer waste. Their curries suck ass and are completely mogged by Thai curries both in flavor and Thai curry doesn't look like diahrea. They're almost all vegetarian so it kinda explains why their food sucks ass, but that doesn't mean it needs to look like shit.
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Thai curry
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Then again Thai food mogs everyone.

Nah, I love indian curries. Especially British Indian food is outstanding, really hard to find a bad Indian restaurant in the UK.

Don't think it's fair to compare them to Thai curries because they are completely different, prepared differently and with different species and ingredients.

I love both.

 

[Marc]

Nah, I love indian curries. Especially British Indian food is outstanding, really hard to find a bad Indian restaurant in the UK.

Don't think it's fair to compare them to Thai curries because they are completely different, prepared differently and with different species and ingredients.

I love both.

Yes - but only the Indian curries smell like Barack Obama's uncircumcised penis. So you surely love one more than the other.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Presented as-is, without further explanation.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Yes - but only the Indian curries smell like Barack Obama's uncircumcised penis. So you surely love one more than the other.

I suspect you've harassed the H-1B hires a bit too often, so your Indian friends finally brought you to a restaurant where the chefs took turns stirring your curry with their sausage sticks.

My question is, how did you recognize the taste of big hairy uncircumcised dark meat penis?

 

[RussianBlonde]

I am unimpressed with Eritrean food. But whatever Somalis eat must be a hundred times worse based on the smell.

Anyone who says British is a very low-IQ individual.


Counterpoints:
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Rømmegraut (Sour cream porridge)
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Finnbiff (reindeer stew)
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Pinnekjøt (CHRISTMAS!!!)
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Boknafisk (Stockfish)

I have never in my life even heard of anyone making fish with brown sauce, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sorry but that food looks fucjing nasty, even that grilled meat looks like it's been dead in the sun for few weeks and then grilled

 

[Real Fakeman]

Sorry but that food looks fucjing nasty, even that grilled meat looks like it's been dead in the sun for few weeks and then grilled

It's not grilled though. It's salted meat which has been drying in a shed for 8 weeks before being reconstituted and then steamed for about 3 hours.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yes - but only the Indian curries smell like Barack Obama's uncircumcised penis. So you surely love one more than the other.

Why do you know what Obama's penis smells like?

 

[There She Glows]

I was looking to see if anyone posted the Philippines and was surprised it took this long and was this downvoted.
Looks like it's the world's 4th most hated cuisine. At least with other 'bad' cuisines they have redeeming factors.

Filipino food has pag pag and isaw and sprite adobo but not a lot of really good gourmet shit to make up for it.
Their higher end stuff is like Jollibee ube cakes lol

I haven't eaten much Filipino food so I don't known if it's good or if it sucks but some of it is the most visually unappetizing food I've seen

Spoiler

 

[PeachDream]

I haven't eaten much Filipino food so I don't known if it's good or if it sucks but some of it is the most visually unappetizing food I've seen

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You know, I agree with you but these pictures aren't actually that bad.
I was talking to a pinoy girl for a while and she sent me a picture of some tasty brownies she baked.
Except they weren't brownies... they were Betamax.