LGBT Chris's Newest Gal Pal Revealed

[InTheSidePocket]

Guinness record holder!! Chris has caught a winner this time... oh wait... I just saw the category

Ain't no freakin way Chris snagged this as a girlfriend.

Unless she's really a freak with a fetishist for fat tranny bitches living with their mothers.

 

[Huey Emmerich]

Ain't no freakin way Chris snagged this as a girlfriend.

Unless she's really a freak with a fetishist for fat tranny bitches living with their mothers.

I'm pretty sure she know almost nothing about Chris, but it's obliged she will know the truth one day and leave him... and that's only if he doesn't screw everythings up.

 

[AW 006]

I genuinely feel bad for her. She seems to have her shit together and her goodwill gesture in associating with Chris is just going to drag her down. As she's Christian she might be no sex before marriage in which case Chris with have a little pity party. He's not going to get handsy and I highly doubt we'll get any kind of decent content. Age or diabetes have mellowed Chris the fuck out. The best thing to do is not ween; wait until Chris pisses her off and then strike up a conversation with her and get details that way. More likely getting content that way without being total cunts about it. Also means that when she gets back in contact with Chris you have someone close to give new content

 

[CalmMyTits]

I got type 1 also. For like 20 years dawg. No dialysis, no foot issues and no eye trouble here, probably have a single serving of candy and carbonated sugar beverage a day. No one should eat massive amounts of cake and pop anyways. Health consequences of a bad diet are a little worse when you have diabetes. Losing feet and stuff comes from infections not being managed and dialysis is an extreme amount of neglect. A lotta people with diabetes gotta ration insulin and stuff, which leads to high blood sugar and eventually complications.

But also like, avoiding cake, pop and sugar is bad for your brain. It's not recommended someone goes sugar free. But a normal diet doesnt include a liter of regular pop a day. No one with diabetes can control extremes like that but they can and should have sugary things(but no more than a regular person). But also be wary that extremely sugary diets could fuck them up permanently.

We probably agree. My previous post is stating that type 2 diabetes requires much more self control, with less history of this reality..., type 1 diabetes goes back to childhood so the ammount of discipline is pretty much the new normal for most people with it.


For the most part you can just chase it with insulin, but massive carbohydrate intake isn't advisable for normal people anyways. It's a terrible idea for a diabetic

You're right. I know that diabetics can (and should) have SOME sugar, but I didn't want to do an tl;dr of my previous post about the diet of a diabetic when we are talking about Chris.

Also, a interesting factoid for those of you who were wondering how people get diabetes at 2 - about 70 percent of type 1 diabetes cases are diagnosed in children under 13, IIRC. And as has been said, yes it's an autoimmune disorder where in this case, it is the pancreas being attacked. My friend (not the guy with kidney failure) also has T1 and was diagnosed at 6, and told me it ran in her family. Funny how the human body works. Out of all the cases of diabetes today, at least in America, only about 5 percent is T1.

As for Chris, here's another fun diabetic factoid. In type 2 diabetes, it should surprise absolutely nobody here that 80 percent of T2 cases diagnosed today are in obese people. With his bad diet and lifestyle, Chris really is a prime candidate for the beetus, and not only that, but the inevitable complications.

IIRC, when Chris talked about his pants-shitting to his doctor, his doctor told him to improve his diet when Chris just wanted to be able to pop a pill. In the case that Chris is pre-diabetic if not outright diabetic, we an probably expect to see him complaining about cloudy vision, cold/numb/tingly/painful hands/feet, constant fatigue (more than usual) excess urination and thirst. Who knows, one day Chris might even make a post begging for someone to donate a kidney.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You're right. I know that diabetics can (and should) have SOME sugar, but I didn't want to do an tl;dr of my previous post about the diet of a diabetic when we are talking about Chris.

Also, a interesting factoid for those of you who were wondering how people get diabetes at 2 - about 70 percent of type 1 diabetes cases are diagnosed in children under 13, IIRC. And as has been said, yes it's an autoimmune disorder where in this case, it is the pancreas being attacked. My friend (not the guy with kidney failure) also has T1 and was diagnosed at 6, and told me it ran in her family. Funny how the human body works. Out of all the cases of diabetes today, at least in America, only about 5 percent is T1.

As for Chris, here's another fun diabetic factoid. In type 2 diabetes, it should surprise absolutely nobody here that 80 percent of T2 cases diagnosed today are in obese people. With his bad diet and lifestyle, Chris really is a prime candidate for the beetus, and not only that, but the inevitable complications.

IIRC, when Chris talked about his pants-shitting to his doctor, his doctor told him to improve his diet when Chris just wanted to be able to pop a pill. In the case that Chris is pre-diabetic if not outright diabetic, we an probably expect to see him complaining about cloudy vision, cold/numb/tingly/painful hands/feet, constant fatigue (more than usual) excess urination and thirst. Who knows, one day Chris might even make a post begging for someone to donate a kidney.

This is off-topic but I used to date a type-1 diabetic. She had the insulin pump and everything. I don't know if insulin is responsible, but she was insanely thin except in the chest. She also happened to be batshit insane and obsessed with horses.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Chris be gentle, Chris be gentle for all the love of fucking christ.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Her claim of being the world record holder for highest blood sugar is either false or severely out of date.
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/highest-blood-sugar-level/

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BAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

The first signs of lolcowdom are becoming apparent.

He doesn't eat well, of course. But it's in line with what a lot of Americans do, but with somewhat smaller portions and a bit of a focus on the "healthy" meals.

Youre saying he eats healthy meals? How often does he eat breakfast and McDonalds?

They don't really have many TERFs in Charlottesville.

Is Charlottesville fairly liberal?

 

[CalmMyTits]

This is off-topic but I used to date a type-1 diabetic. She had the insulin pump and everything. I don't know if insulin is responsible, but she was insanely thin except in the chest. She also happened to be batshit insane and obsessed with horses.

My friend has a pump as well and said she was actually chubby in high school, but she worked at losing the weight. It's kind of like a robo-pancreas and does make blood sugar management much easier, but its still important to take care of yourself.

 

[StraightShooter]

Ain't no freakin way Chris snagged this as a girlfriend.

Unless she's really a freak with a fetishist for fat tranny bitches living with their mothers.

Well from her Facebook, she mentions her occupation as "education and outreach coordinator", and that she studied "public health".

Makes me wonder if she's a social worker, or some type of professional who helps out adults with special needs who was paid by Chris' SSI benefits just to hang out with him.

In fact the timing seems interesting, since it coincided with Barb's supposedly failing health; makes me think that Barb is getting too frail to care for Chris anymore, so they ended up getting some kind of adult caretaker for him.

Only a loving boyfriend would publicly wear a paper Pokemon hat because of your girlfriends stupid hobbies. We've all been there, mate.

The pic looks more like they're employees hosting some kind of in-store event, since they're both wearing the same semi-formal getup (white shirt, black slacks).

Megans life isnt ruined ppl is srsly exceptional and fucking stupid.
Like, even the wallflower ignored her thread here and Megan life has been good since Chris is out of it, the worst that can happen to this girl will be done by Chris not by some ween.

Yeah, but the first Google hits for Megan are still Encyclopedia Dramatica and "shecameforCWC.jpg", just saying.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The first signs of lolcowdom are becoming apparent.


Youre saying he eats healthy meals? How often does he eat breakfast and McDonalds?


Is Charlottesville fairly liberal?

I always figured Chris eats healthy by his own context. Which is "if it's not deep fried it's healthy".

Apparently he does cook fairly often and "McDonalds Err'y Day" is just a meme.

 

[StraightShooter]

I always figured Chris eats healthy by his own context. Which is "if it's not deep fried it's healthy".

Apparently he does cook fairly often and "McDonalds Err'y Day" is just a meme.

Well I can't really call his "chocolate butterbeer" cooking, when it's basically just the equivalent of Imperial sugar mixed with Crisco and tap water.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Well I can't really call his "chocolate butterbeer" cooking, when it's basically just the equivalent of Imperial sugar mixed with Crisco and tap water.

Well that was a dessert drink he made one time. I think his Thanksgiving dinner (processed turkey and mac n' cheese) is much more indicative of his normal cooking.

 

[Delet This]

I think his Thanksgiving dinner (processed turkey and mac n' cheese) is much more indicative of his normal cooking.

It's a shame we'll probably never get a Culinary School Saga.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Well from her Facebook, she mentions her occupation as "education and outreach coordinator", and that she studied "public health".

Makes me wonder if she's a social worker, or some type of professional who helps out adults with special needs who was paid by Chris' SSI benefits just to hang out with him.

In fact the timing seems interesting, since it coincided with Barb's supposedly failing health; makes me think that Barb is getting too frail to care for Chris anymore, so they ended up getting some kind of adult caretaker for him.

No. She and Chris are both nerds who have the same interests in common - that's why they're friends.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No. She and Chris are both nerds who have the same interests in common - that's why they're friends.

Don't downplay the Christian thing. If there were a gaggle of hot nerds at their meetings spot, I am sure her Christianity would be quickly overtaken by her libido. While they seem to be friends who would catch a movie, they don't seem to be real gal-pals that are constantly glued to each other's hip sharing deep dark secrets and whatnot. She also hangs out with others at the place without Chris at times, which means, she's also genuinely friendly toward everyone. With Chris' empathy tangent about how all his friends knew he was such an empathetic "friend", who is down with cancer and up with skirts, none of his galpals confirmed this in the comment section, even the truth teller, Kim, called him on his blatant due to autism.

I am sure that Chris is great if you wanna talk about kid's stuff, but I doubt he even comes close to being a novice about the give and take of deep platonic friendship.
Sadly, Chris can't even recognize faces or facial gestures, so how is going to be able to recognize when one of his galpals is kind of down about the complicated relationship between herself, her mother, or her boyfriend.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Don't downplay the Christian thing. If there were a gaggle of hot nerds at their meetings spot, I am sure her Christianity would be quickly overtaken by her libido. While they seem to be friends who would catch a movie, they don't seem to be real gal-pals that are constantly glued to each other's hip sharing deep dark secrets and whatnot. She also hangs out with others at the place without Chris at times, which means, she's also genuinely friendly toward everyone. With Chris' empathy tangent about how all his friends knew he was such an empathetic "friend", who is down with cancer and up with skirts, none of his galpals confirmed this in the comment section, even the truth teller, Kim, called him on his blatant due to autism.

I am sure that Chris is great if you wanna talk about kid's stuff, but I doubt he even comes close to being a novice about the give and take of deep platonic friendship.
Sadly, Chris can't even recognize faces or facial gestures, so how is going to be able to recognize when one of his galpals is kind of down about the complicated relationship between herself, her mother, or her boyfriend.

That's the biggest thing I feel sorry for about Chris, he somehow managed to get to his highschool graduation without making a close friend, mistakingly thinking his galpals who probally just felt bad for him was what true friendship was and it's left him stunted emotionally.

Hopefully he doesn't mess this up like he did with Megan.

 

[The Tenth Doctor]

I don't see how some uber Christian type can even be interested in Chris unless she's one of those types that's only doing it to get Chris back on the path of Christ, to save his soul.

If it's this, it will end like all of Chris' gal pals.

He'll have all these expectations that end up with her pretty much being reduced to a sex toy and him sperging out when she sets the record straight and telling him that there was never anything romantic.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Don't downplay the Christian thing. If there were a gaggle of hot nerds at their meetings spot, I am sure her Christianity would be quickly overtaken by her libido. While they seem to be friends who would catch a movie, they don't seem to be real gal-pals that are constantly glued to each other's hip sharing deep dark secrets and whatnot. She also hangs out with others at the place without Chris at times, which means, she's also genuinely friendly toward everyone. With Chris' empathy tangent about how all his friends knew he was such an empathetic "friend", who is down with cancer and up with skirts, none of his galpals confirmed this in the comment section, even the truth teller, Kim, called him on his blatant due to autism.

I am sure that Chris is great if you wanna talk about kid's stuff, but I doubt he even comes close to being a novice about the give and take of deep platonic friendship.
Sadly, Chris can't even recognize faces or facial gestures, so how is going to be able to recognize when one of his galpals is kind of down about the complicated relationship between herself, her mother, or her boyfriend.

I don't see a connection between her religion and her being friends with fellow nerds like Chris.

There are degrees to friendship. It's possible to be friends with people and not talk about personal matters much with them, if they at least have similar interests. It's known that she and Chris are both into Pokemon, Harry Potter and Lego, so I imagine that's mostly what they talk about when they hang out. It's probably good enough for Chris. Yeah, I also doubt that he could deal with a more nuanced friendship, but at least he's socializing.

A lot of people with autism have facial blindness issues but still have social lives. Chris is no different. She is Facebook friends with him, but that doesn't mean she has to comment on all his posts, especially word-salad ones that can be confusing to read.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't see a connection between her religion and her being friends with fellow nerds like Chris.

There are degrees to friendship. It's possible to be friends with people and not talk about personal matters much with them, if they at least have similar interests. It's known that she and Chris are both into Pokemon, Harry Potter and Lego, so I imagine that's mostly what they talk about when they hang out. It's probably good enough for Chris. Yeah, I also doubt that he could deal with a more nuanced friendship, but at least he's socializing.

A lot of people with autism have facial blindness issues but still have social lives. Chris is no different. She is Facebook friends with him, but that doesn't mean she has to comment on all his posts, especially word-salad ones that can be confusing to read.

I totally agree with you on that, and I never said she and Chris were not real friends; I just said that Chris is not capable of a give and take, which facilitates knowing others intimately. I won't argue that people with autism can't be social, but what I would argue is that autism robs a person of the ability to read empathy through the senses, and it robs the person of the ability to process what they may perceive.

There is a correlation between this girl being Christian and being friends with everyone; remember Anna? Anna was a troll, but she did feign friendship with Chris because of her religion. I am not saying this girl is faking it, but being a Christan means having compassion for everyone.

 

[TineTonLer]

I guess it's good she has a friend. She must be quite lonely.

Who am I kidding, I hope the gal is okay.