Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for VICE, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

[AMHOLIO]

Artifacts of Autism #93255: a multiversal probe recovered this dust jacket of a bestselling work of cliterature from Phil's reality. In that world, a film adaptation starring Hunter Schafer and Ana De Armas is a bigger box-office smash than Fifty Shades of Grey and Barbie combined, despite not one single ticket being purchased by a male.
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Lies. Phil would never make his fetish characters black. I saw his "interactive novel" in the games section, it's light skinned only!

Only a tranny could think saying the breeding farm post was a joke makes it totally normal and understandable. This guy should do a double act with Vito, they have a similar grasp on how jokes work.

Even if it was a non rape joke, the concept is so porn brained that anyone normal would be icked out. We're not losing population that fast that we need a facility where all these women need anonymous baby daddies and create a shitty new generation without the help of their trans women sperm donors. Because you KNOW Phil ain't helping like a fucking woman-abandoning deadbeat father he would be. He is dumb and I hope no cis woman ever has sex with him.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Sometimes im morbidly glad that tweet exists as an easy way to showcase the insanity of these types of people

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

acvalen's AO3 page: https://archiveofourown.org/users/acvalens/pseuds/acvalens

The voracious dragoness Violet, the empress of Draconia, makes a considered agreement with her lover Calico. Violet will strike, and Calico will be rendered shrunken prey for her giantess lover. But Calico may be surprised by just how much the empress hungers for her meal. A giantess vore story for TinyCalico.

A magical girl survives a monster girl attack, but she’s bound in tentacles. The only way out is through her big sister's feet. F/F, TF/CF siscon yuri. Part of the Majestic Shields series.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Glad he didn't refrain from mansplaining how Katie should feel on her behalf while also mansplaining that she probably has some hidden dark pain in her life that causes her to not think trans women are women and sexy valid lesbians. (Especially since anyone who actually knows Katie or just follows her on Twitter would suspect she's the one who introduced Jesse to that tweet.)

 

[Chickenpolar]

Still mad:

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[AMHOLIO]

Hey Ana, try getting bottom surgery to a neovagina if you want to even attempt to be seen as a lesbian. "But lesbians like cocks!" is not believed by anyone outside your circle, and much like the insular group of scientific Christians curing their diseases with only the power of prayer, you cannot chant the distaste of penis out of the lesbians and you cannot chant the general knowledge of "lesbians do not like penis" out of the general public. Mald in your cult over it.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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They just can’t help but brag about making porn, even when it really hurts their whole argument about it just being a joke

 

[Raging Capybara]

Valens, your fetishes are male-coded because that's what you are, you're a male human, a man.

 

[Lavender Moth]

Valens is the poster child for the abusive boyfriend who constantly says vile, demeaning things to the girl he's dating & abusing and who, when she (or her friends) finally snap and ask him to stop, immediately responds with "it was just a joke bruh, lighten up! Stop being so sensitive!" Classic malicious male lunatic behavior. Deflect and blame even when he's 100% in the wrong.

Even if his "pussy carousel" post was intended to be a joke (which we all know it wasn't -- never forget what he did with a childrens videogame and an electric dildo; this man is obsessed with pushing the boundaries of consent and should be on a fucking watchlist) he's plenty old enough to understand when a so-called joke isn't funny.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Even if it was a non rape joke, the concept is so porn brained that anyone normal would be icked out.

I deliberately avoided calling it a rape joke for that reason. Even if you take it in the best possible faith that it's a "consenting" breeding farm it's still an insanely creepy thing to say, and something only a pornsick man or severely molested woman would think of.

 

[Chickenpolar]

He’s careful to say “fans” and not “friends” because he alienated his remaining female friends with his unchecked BPD, narcissism, and sexist comments.

But no, there is no fan. He definitely reads here himself.

Nuh uh. He says this is fan fiction.

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He's not wrong that the slurs and jew-sperging are off-putting. Just like Kendrick Lamar spamming the n-word in his shitty music. But Null's absolutist free speech moderation is what allows us to talk about anything. Without that this place would be a hugbox like Reddit with swathes of discussion forbidden.

There's a reason the farms has a lot of actual women posting. 1. Nobody cares so they don't get people getting creepy towards posters like on r/ActualLesbians 2. Until Elon bought Xitter this was the only place on the internet you could truthfully talk about trans people and there is a conflict of women's rights and trans "rights" that needs to be ironed out.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He's not wrong that the slurs and jew-sperging are off-putting.

I don't know if I ever saw lurkers distrust what they see on the farms - they'll hate the slurs but if there's screenshots there seems to be no arguments. Truthfully I don't think we're a great interesting stalking force for the most part, we're here to laugh and it's why we end up about 5 of the same losers in a thread: if you're not doing something interesting, no one cares but the most interested so it doesn't really matter. If it helps, Phil should be honored he has almost no people posting on his thread because everyone forgot about him.

 

[Scrumption]

Nuh uh. He says this is fan fiction.

He really showed me that he doesn’t read here, screenshotting and replying to my comment in less than 24 hours.

He’s also correct that his termination is about as much a fan fiction as him reading the farms. Cope, seethe, etc.

It is evident from the information he has let slip that he wasn’t merely pushed from his job, but that his employer had reached its limit with his behavior and made him aware of his imminent termination.

He says things didn’t work out with his irl friend group, an admission that he has devolved into a friendless shut-in. His phrasing of course releases him of all blame, both with his job and his friends. His incel manifesto from a month or two ago gave us enough information about the cause of the rift between him and his former friends.

 

[kazuhiro]

Keffals "really did win in the end."

He really showed me that he doesn’t read here, screenshotting and replying to my comment in less than 24 hours.

He’s also correct that his termination is about as much a fan fiction as him reading the farms. Cope, seethe, etc.

It is evident from the information he has let slip that he wasn’t merely pushed from his job, but that his employer had reached its limit with his behavior and made him aware of his imminent termination.

He says things didn’t work out with his irl friend group, an admission that he has devolved into a friendless shut-in. His phrasing of course releases him of all blame, both with his job and his friends. His incel manifesto from a month or two ago gave us enough information about the cause of the rift between him and his former friends.

The "obsessive psychosexual nature of female transphobes especially," "hence TERF porn stashes."

"TERFs collect pornographic images of trans women for documentary purposes" - he's on to you, ladies.

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[TheMonkeyMan]

This reminds me of someone...

 

[AMHOLIO]

"I used to be popping out there!" The first year of his thread was about 35 pages, then it slows to a crawl. That's less than one page a week. For some cows, 35 pages is what their thread gets in 2 weeks. Even when he was "popping", the excitement was about average and dipped to nothing for like 5 years.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I don't know what would be more depressing: to be a cow in a thread that goes past 1,000 pages, or to be a cow in a thread that took 6 years to hit 50 pages.

 

[Gog & Magog]

acvalen's AO3 page: https://archiveofourown.org/

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What a terribly wonderful fate.

I knew about his rape fetish but a cannibalism and snuff fetish too? My God, this is truly vile. This man is sick. He is sickening. He really is the posterchild for troonery. Violent, perverted, entitled, and hateful as sin. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if someday we hear on the news how the remains of a young woman were discovered on his property.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"Like, Trump is in office and said there are only two genders. What more do you want? It makes KF users seem pathologically angry and obsessive even when the guy they like is in charge."

I want to make fun of and criticize idiots, frauds, liars and misogynist creeps online. And regarding Trump, enemies of my metaphorical enemies are not necessarily my friends let alone invitees to my spitroast breeding carousel.

 

[Scrumption]

Keffals "really did win in the end."
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The "obsessive psychosexual nature of female transphobes especially," "hence TERF porn stashes."
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"TERFs collect pornographic images of trans women for documentary purposes" - he's on to you, ladies.
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Who knew it was possible to be burned out from not doing work? Yes troon, you were fired because you were too busy jerking your estrogen-atrophied penis or playing video games to earn your keep. I wouldn’t call that burnout, bro