Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Arrival said:
What does he mean by "stop talking behind my back"? This isn't something that only a select few people can see, this is all public.
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It's because he's on one site and we're on another, and even though he is religiously following his own thread and responding to it on his blog, we are definitely talking about him in a manner which he can't reply to, ergo we are talking about him "behind his back".
 
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This may sound bad but I never said anything about Alex's art or anything because I had always assumed Lunar Eclipse Paradox was a female with GOTIS. He always posted the neediest histrionic shit which is why I thought it was some chick with a personality disorder. "I'm gonna cut my ear off!" and similar shit in addition to the uber gay "Which languages should I learn uWu?" Crying for attention all the time, I kind of just skipped over anything he posted.
 
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Still living vicariously through Kiwifarms, big boy? What happened to your entire life, bigboy? What happened to all of humanity, still thinking about Kiwifarms? What happened to your entire life, big boy? What happened to your own Kiwifarms account? It's been so many weeks and you're still wishing of the day, dreaming of the day you go crawling back to Kiwifarms. You're a loser, Alex.

Kys.
 
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Dofu said:
Still living vicariously through Kiwifarms, big boy? What happened to your entire life, bigboy? What happened to all of humanity, still thinking about Kiwifarms? What happened to your entire life, big boy? What happened to your own Kiwifarms account? It's been so many weeks and you're still wishing of the day, dreaming of the day you go crawling back to Kiwifarms. You're a loser, Alex.

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Is that a reference?

 
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Sometimes I think about this comment on Dick Brain’s profile from Alex, thanking him for his concern and calling him a 'good man looking after my well being.' Fast forward a bit, and now he’s on Alex’s revenge list, apparently deserving to 'pay' for his crimes. Makes you wonder how many more of his supposed 'friends' are just one bad interaction away from making it on a list.

The word "autistic" on his profile has eight pages btw.

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Kiwifarms needs to stop their hatred against autistic people.

I wonder how Alex drinking to cope with things is going to work out for him.


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okay
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everyone here
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tonight we got right here okay it's four
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cans of alcohol um I'm going to drink
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them as fast as possible try to drink
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them as fast as
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possible so let's see how this goes yeah
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this is Mexico by the way no how it says
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18 Plus on there instead of 21 plus
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that's because our that's because in
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Mexico the drinking age is much lower
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and compared to
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America let's [ __ ] get started with
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this [ __ ] surve SEL Pacifico Mazon
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caloa people told me not to go to
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Mazon cuz it like
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dangerous and H there's a forgot there's
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a cough drop
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here let's get started all right don't
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consume while
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you're in a car pregnant
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okay's let if nobody's finishing it I'll
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I'll finish
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it all
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right extrem that's a good that's
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actually a decent beer I like
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it you know
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[Music]
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what you I like I like that beer you
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know
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what this is like 4.5 alcohol and I'm
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going to drink all of it cuz nobody else
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plans on drinking the rest of it I'm not
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really an alcoholic though um there
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probably would be after my threat on
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kiwi Farms got
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public but then again you know
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if I could
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fly I'll pick you up I'll take you Into
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the
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Night Show
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You 3505 milers of
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4.5% notice how it's not a
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point this I don't know
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I don't know
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um
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great that's how fast I can of drinking
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alcohol usually pretty
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bitter but yeah nobody if yeah I mean
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they're they're just left here while the
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rest of our family
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had to go back to Canada and I go back
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to Canada in about almost 10 days
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so all
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right hairs are [ __ ] dumb
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it's bitter though it's it's
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bitter honestly this beer is bitter I
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think the more you drink it the more you
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don't want to
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H again [ __ ] you to all the
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haters all the haters out there they can
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go [ __ ]
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themselves call the
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trolls don't like
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how
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man I mean this is not bad I mean I've
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had more bitter the Guinness beer is
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pretty [ __ ] bitter
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you I like
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better pina coladas tequila sunrises
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Mike's Hard Lemonade I like those
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better
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um I sometimes have cherry vodka too you
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know like Mike's Hard Lemonade and uh
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so it's so bitter I mean it's not as
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bitter as Guinness though but it's
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bitter yeah it's I think it's something
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you have to drink slowly but I want to
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nobody talks behind my [ __ ]
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back
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nobody nobody talks behind my [ __ ]
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back
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man drink
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you see you see why I don't like
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beer it's
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bitter
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bitter
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bitter
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bitter all
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right on to the
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second gun
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that's why I like
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those that's why I like those like other
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dreams like Mike's Hard eleminated
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that's why I like that one better like
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the Pina colad is better the the the
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Kila Sunrise
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better I like those ones better because
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of course they don't taste as bitter as
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the
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beer but I want to get drunk cuz [ __ ]
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you
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guys
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oh [ __ ] you you
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guys I'm not talking about the family
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I'm talking about you trolls [ __ ] you
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trolls hate all of you
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traitors I hate all of you trolls out
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there [ __ ]
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that's a bad [ __ ] aftertaste to it
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kind of well
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I have tried Ever Clear
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before [ __ ] hate
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it I mean it's supposed to be like a
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mixture supposed to be put in a mixture
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it's like the it was the most ping
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alcohol I think uh
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9
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95% alcohol that one was this one's 4
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.5% I hate it when the I hate it when
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the tab gets uh caught into the
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mustache
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no
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God ah
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um I didn't know there's something in
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the apple
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is do
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you I don't
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know I don't
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know
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God the beard just tastes beard just
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tastes [ __ ] awful
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man tastes way too [ __ ] bitter you
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know it just tastes so [ __ ]
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bitter
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like just ignore the bad taste
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uhoh
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it's probably easier just to take little
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sips of it
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they tell you it's a Men drink but it
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tastes like [ __ ]
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piss [ __ ] it
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[ __ ] you
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haters oh man it's still full
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man [ __ ] all you
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traitors I'm sick and tired of the
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Betrayal sick and tired of the Betrayal
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that ins excuse me you
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know sick and tired of the [ __ ]
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betrayal
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I hate you [ __ ] haters for taking
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advantage of me oh [ __ ]
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hell [ __ ] it I'm
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done no just try and finish the rest of
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the
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[Music]
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can who the [ __ ] even enjoys these I get
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it I get it it's an inquired taste I get
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it I get it beers and acquired tastes
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not my fav
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favorite try to finish them
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because J was doing this cuz I wanted to
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get drunk I wanted to get drunk cuz you
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guys [ __ ] hate
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me you guys [ __ ] hate me you know
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that's what you guys do you
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[ __ ] you [ __ ] hate
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me [ __ ] you
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haters [ __ ] you dick brain for exposing
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me ruining my [ __ ] life all of you
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need to shut up about
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me all of you need to [ __ ] shut up
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about me I'm done with you
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[ __ ] I told you once and I told
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you
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[Music]
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twice this could be the last time this
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could be the
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last you know this is like the sample
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for the Bittersweet
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Symphony by the
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verb Beer's just [ __ ] gross
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to me it's just [ __ ] gross I can't
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get through more than one can of this
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[ __ ]
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thing [ __ ]
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[ __ ] this I
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ain't I drinking the
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rest my neighbors get free beers because
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they didn't [ __ ] harass me you know
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they didn't [ __ ] harass me unlike
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these [ __ ] at kiwi Farms
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awful
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[Music]
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I hate this
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bear hammer said:
I wonder how Alex drinking to cope with things is going to work out for him.
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Alcohol can also worsen symptoms of the mental health condition for which you're taking Abilify, and may increase the risk of suicidal ideation and suicide. We can only hope.

Edit: why is he singing that pedophile song he wanted me to sing?
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Yeah, I'd be kind of worried since Canada just made Loli illegal and his room is full of cum stained pictures of children in bondage gear.
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I can't think of a good way to ask this. Isn't everything bondage gear if you don't have arms...? Can't even work shirt buttons I imagine.
 
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