"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Dofu]

Null shoulda had some dolmas instead

The canned ones suck. Good luck finding a restaurant that makes them by hand in the US.

e: @Lidl Drip if you've never had a hand made one, you're missing out.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I actually have never said that. I said I don't care about the military for three reasons:
1) They are worshipped by the American population despite effectively being welfare queens,
2) They are supposedly "fighting for my freedom" having only fought in foreign countries I don't care about since 1861, and most importantly
3) I have only ever lost freedom during my lifetime so they actually really suck at their job.

And my reason for hating the military is that if things ever went boog they would be the ones shooting at the freedom fighters. Not a single one of those troops who talk hard shit would desert to actually fight for a new American government. They would all shoot you in your stupid fucking head as you kneel before them and thank them for their service.

You know he's upset when he refuses to use punctuation.

 

[Sneeds]

What did @Null say on twitter that made him post the Alfred’s Playhouse clip?

 

[Null]

What did @Null say on twitter that made him post the Alfred’s Playhouse clip?

something along the lines of "manchildren are worthless and i would shred millions of you into mulch for payment processor neutrality laws. your sacrifice is one I'm willing to make." in response to some fag ass tweet about how I'm too mean to the disenfranchised men

fucking worthless neet niggers know nothing about being disenfrachised. in any other world you'd just be an alcoholic or gambling addict avoiding responsibility some other fucking way.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

This thread has been pure rage all day and I'm here for it.

 

[Jotch]

Women have a specific set of roles in the military.
There are a specific set of facts that determine what what women should and should not be assigned to:
-Women are less phyisically capable than men.
-Women are no more or less mentally capable than men.
-Women eat less food than men.
-Women get in less touble than men (usually due to less alcohol).
-It is against principle to allow women into combat outside of desperate situations.

For these reasons women in the military should, and usually are, given non combat low physical demand roles to reduce the amount of men given non combat low physical demand work.

 

[Polychromos]

Postal delivery is literally so important that after WW2 the first thing we did in the occupation was set up postal service and we were in such a hurry to do so that we kept 3rd Reich stamps (all of which featured Hitler) to remain in circulation with monetary value.

Getting things from Point A to Point B is probably up there with prostitution and farming as the first jobs mankind created.

Not trying to start a fight, but my autism commands me to state that prostitution being the oldest profession has no real scientific source.
I get that it's just a thing people say, but I think it makes it seem as men paying for sex is a inherently male behavior and therefore normalizes it.
However, people bringing things from point A to point B is something people proveably did way before writing was invented and therefore probably indeed one of the first professions. While I do think some people online shop to excessively, I also think that trading and delivery are cornerstones of "civilized" society. So I can't judge these people to hard.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Amazon delivery driver berates a customer's doorbell cam over how much stuff they order.

https://x.com/alexstein99/status/1901039709096137072

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Who was in the right here?

If she hates her job so much she should fucking quit. Absolutely unacceptable behavior and the person who had to listen to this unhinged chimp-out should complain and hopefully she'll be fired. If anyone at my job acted like this, they'd be fired in an instant.

Imagine you are picking up your weekly groceries and the guy loading your groceries into your car started ranting at you like this; it's no different!

Doesn't take a genius to figure out who the asshole is in this situation.

 

[The Lawgiver]

What did Null say on twitter that made him post the Alfred’s Playhouse clip?

I somehow sent a reply to this before fucking typing but what I was gonna say my theory was confirmed and said already by the time I noticed.

 

[Dofu]

@Null sorry you're having a bad day. Have this funny video of England being nuked.

Also, if anyone knows how to encode the entire Shrek movie into a jpg, let me know.

 

[ChumChumbler]

I think prostitution being the "world's oldest profession" is supposed to be a bit tongue-in-cheek. The first time the caveman Oog, gave some mammoth meat to the cavewoman Thooga, and Thooga gave Oog some pussy, thus Prostitution was invented.

 

[geckogoy]

I think prostitution being the "world's oldest profession" is supposed to be a bit tongue-in-cheek. The first time the caveman Oog, gave some mammoth meat to the cavewoman Thooga, and Thooga gave Oog some pussy, thus Prostitution was invented.

This is invented by jews so as to imply humanity was always ruined and debased, rather than that being a more modern development. Consider this is based on nothing as it relates to unrecorded pre history.

 

[Dylon Stevens]

Hey @Null, I created an account just to post this;
In the latest stream you said Bad Empanada called CPS on Ethan Klein, Bad Empanada did not claim to have done this. Ethan Klein blames it vaguely on virtually everyone who criticizes him.

You also said that Ethan Klein only tested his kid for giardia, that's not what happened, he unambiguously said his kid had giardia, then he said his wife had giardia, and that he might also have giardia, then when his cohost said he was afraid of getting it he clarified that you could only get it from eating feces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2W4RJ2tEnY&t=1178s

This clip in front of an audience of 600 000 people might have caused the type of people who are trained to report stuff to CPS to snitch on Ethan. That was misinformation spread by Ethan against himself, no one in the communities that criticize him took credit for it.

 

[beautiful person]

The canned ones suck. Good luck finding a restaurant that makes them by hand in the US.

e: @Lidl Drip if you've never had a hand made one, you're missing out.

I am in fact lucky enough to have at least one restaurant near me that makes them fresh. Very tasty! But I still like the canned ones as well. Though I've had canned ones that were super gross, so it really depends on the brand, I think.

 

[Dofu]

Though I've had canned ones that were super gross, so it really depends on the brand, I think.

I haven't found a brand I liked more than hand made. I have had a few different brands too. They are always too soft, and either bland or too salty with almost no herbs and aromatics.

 

[beautiful person]

I haven't found a brand I liked more than hand made. I have had a few different brands too. They are always too soft, and either bland or too salty with almost no herbs and aromatics.

I like the ones Trader Joe's sells. I don't keep track of the other ones because they're usually literal Mediterranean brands that I get at an international grocery store, though I should keep track of them because that's also where I got the gross ones. With the gross ones, the rice was too hard and they were almost flavorless.

 

[Retink Retunk]

This thread has been pure rage all day and I'm here for it.

Null should have a pizza shaped Snickers or a Snickers shaped pizza, it will help him chillax.

 

[dvorak]

The canned ones suck. Good luck finding a restaurant that makes them by hand in the US.

I'm pretty sure if you find a family run Greek / Anatolian (*cough* Turk) restaurant, you'll more than likely get handmade. Alternatively, just hunt down a Greek or Antiochian Church and plan a visit during their ethnic festival -- thinking of this already has me dreaming of fresh baked baklava.

 

[elastic eye]

1. It's the navy, all they do is float around and spend taxpayer dollars doing fuck all and maybe sometimes shooting a pirate
2. it's an engineering position so who gives a shit
3. it's volunteer only so again who gives a shit

if you look at most navy volunteers btw they look like bulldykes so even if you're super super concerned about the loss of child rearing years you're not getting those from a woman who EATS PUSSY

I saw your post earlier in the thread about Navy/nuclear technicians often being female. Surprisingly, SILs were also part of that conversation, which you mentioned on the latest episode of MATI. as well. Ironically, I recently ended a long marriage; my wife's sister is a honorably discharged nuclear technician who served aboard one of our aircraft carriers for years. She had a sever problem with alcohol, told the Navy, her ass got put on desk duty, Received a 28K bonus check instantly for re-enlisting, honorably discharged with disability in her early 30s.

Amazing.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Null's second favorite wrestler Kidd Bandit made his return to the wrestling ring yesterday at some indie event held in a gym fighting against a woman.

He also got some commission of an animation of all of his training vids.