Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Positron]

Bad news. FDA raided the popper maker Double Scorpio and others.

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Knife mod




Topamax update

As if people would notice if his IQ drops by half.

Armed with nothing but an Associate Degree of Arts, Zach has scaled new heights in LGBTQ activism. And don't you forget he got the degree as a mother!



Why not make a clearer picture? We can see his legal name (Lauren Hannah McNamara).

 

[Tasty Tatty]

"Not a fiction writer and I have poor skills in terms of visualization"



Oh, honey.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

If memory serves Australia banned poppers years ago, due to them causing brain damage.

...I think i just figured out something about Zach.

 

[AnOminous]

If memory serves Australia banned poppers years ago, due to them causing brain damage.

...I think i just figured out something about Zach.

Ass-ramming homos like Zach like poppers because they relax the asshole and make it easier to shove giant objects like cocks up there and accelerate your descent into fecal incontinence, AIDS-having, etc.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"Not a fiction writer and I have poor skills in terms of visualization"

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Oh, honey.

I would love to hear his internal dialogue, if he's bright enough to have one in the 1st place.

 

[Trombonista]

Poor skills in terms of visualization would explain his claim that he couldn't imagine God when he was a kid.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Poor skills in terms of visualization would explain his claim that he couldn't imagine God when he was a kid.

So would his below average intelligence.

 

[Positron]

The raid of Double Scorpio has really broken Zach.

Huh? He has free time 24/7/365!





Trump's admin reminds Zach of Clowndad.


Zach has a "difficult situation".


Zach's BS friends have reminded him to cut down the bullshit.



So it turns out Zach knows exactly what to do after all.

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What seems to be the problem?


Good. If the students want to have a drag show they should organize themselves outside the school.

DOGE shit. Archive of Wired article.



The alt-text says it is an excerpt of something called "Aurora" by Kim Stanley Robinson.

High frame rates makes Zach uncomfortable: there is just too much visual information to process.


Topamax


Knife.

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Zach is left alone again, naturally.

Heather is "dissociating" too.



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[Not Dr. Evil]

Zack's toothless cat's butthole look is definitely a hallmark of sound judgment and good decision making.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Knife

Love the little video.
I can picture him practicing in front of a mirror. "You talkin' to me?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

High frame rates makes Zach uncomfortable: there is just too much visual information to process.

Burying the lede there: he's finally watching the NBC Hannibal!

If Zach can tolerate the framerate--hey, wasn't he just bragging about how he must see things in 4K to feed his special brain/eyes? I realize that's different but still. Anyway, if Zach actually watches it, he's going to be pontificating about his special brain and Society's mistreatment at length, posting gifs of Hugh Dancy looking sweaty and uncomfortable.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

That has been obvious from the beginning.

 

[OttoWest]

Burying the lede there: he's finally watching the NBC Hannibal!

Zach’s celebration of cannibalism arc incoming.

(And yes Zach, the show is deliberately shot in a way to provoke discomfort in the viewer. Can’t wait til he gets to Michael Pitt’s face-carving acid trip)

 

[break these cuffs]

High frame rates makes Zach uncomfortable: there is just too much visual information to process.

Zach doesn't know that the human eye can only see at 30 fps. The xbox 360 vs pc debate settled this more than a decade ago.

Knife mod

Knife.

This totally badass bubbaing* will get him in so much trouble with the DA after he's forced to gut a cishet hetero male rapist who just couldn't resist his sweet bussy. So dumb and unsafe. Whether it's a gun or bladed tool or whatever you want to be able to remove it from how you're carrying it in a controlled and safe manner. There are a host of examples of unsafe pistol holsters that almost seem to encourage people to shoot themselves in the leg for example. A self-defense situation is not like standing in your bedroom and doing it in front of a mirror.

Zack himself admits this mod is largely pointless because A) the opening technique for Spydercos is very quick and B) this is for pulling it out of a pocket and he doesn't usually wear clothes with pockets. Knives for self defense are also pretty useless imo, but that is an entire other autistic discussion.

*To bubba something is to modify something very shittily and generally unnecessarily, most often used within the firearms community. Distinct from 'nigger-rigging' as that generally serves a useful purpose even if done in an unorthodox manner or as part of a temporary fix.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

The idea that a man who is terrified of mud puddles (and his own shadow) is prepping for a knife fight is highly amusing.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

It is still surprising how comparatively normal Heather is. She's got friends and family and goes to the gym.
I wasn't around for early Zach. Was she previously more unhinged ?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The idea that a man who is terrified of mud puddles (and his own shadow) is prepping for a knife fight is highly amusing.

He's getting ready to stab the river.

 

[break these cuffs]

The idea that a man who is terrified of mud puddles (and his own shadow) is prepping for a knife fight is highly amusing.

"You're going to get cut. You just gotta make sure you get them worse than they get you," is what an ex outlaw biker I met going back to school told me regarding knife fights.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Poor skills in terms of visualization would explain his claim that he couldn't imagine God when he was a kid.

Well, we can't say he hasn't improved at anything since then, now he imagines a snake.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Other people know better than you 100% of the time Zack.