DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LifeAlert]

august responds

He is an attention seeking faggot who needs to get curb stomped and strikeraped off jewtube. However, I can rest easy knowing that the hex of pigroach will impress itself upon him like all other philip a-logs

 

[dent_whisperer]

Rate me however but this is kinda gross in the same way the targeting of Kat is. Plenty of things to go after with DSP without getting ghoulish about it. Losing a pet is pretty devastating even for someone as shitty as him.

EDIT: Unless there's actual evidence of animal abuse in which case fuck him.

Would you say refusing to get your cat bloodwork so the vet can figure what's wrong with it and spending that money on a new fight stick that you will be beating the shit of on a daily basis would count as animal abuse?

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

personal income tax was introduced in the early 20th century to replace the revenue from the alcohol indutry

1861, August 5
Civil War funding, repealed in 1872
1913, 16th Amendment

 

[dent_whisperer]

This dumb faggot thinks trump is getting rid of income tax. This guy is brain dead. Why would any politician want to stop taxes? It’s their income ffs. Fatty, after all this time, he still doesn’t understand anything about taxes.

“Kind of funny that I’m eating British food on St. Patrick day, huh?” I’m sure the IRA found that funny.

Trump has floated the idea though I think it was more of a troll job to watch the Harris ball washers like you lose their collective shit.

 

[Love Is Blue]

He said one of the people had never been on camera or done a podcast before so I don't think he exactly has the best candidates lining up.

maybe it's the force ghost of his rabbit desu

 

[San Dimas High School]

Regarding the whole taxes on tip, can anyone explain how that would work where hes at? Ive never dealt with it so its alien to me.

If this bill ever passes, it isn't anything he'll ever have to deal with, unless OIC starts paying him in person.

“SEC. 224. Cash tips.
“There shall be allowed as a deduction an amount equal to the cash tips received during the taxable year that are included on statements furnished to the employer pursuant to section 6053(a).”.

 

[RougeRed]

Remember he used to get caught reading guides even during the point the camera at the screen days.

No one (who isn't retarded) would actually care or give anyone shit for using a guide in a game. The only reason anyone really cares that he does is the fact that he lies about it,proceeds to play the game exactly the way that the most popular guide suggests, and then struts around bragging about how fast he figured out puzzles or how easy it was to beat a boss on his first try.

Even if he didn't have a channel on his Discord (that totally doesn't exist) devoted to guides for stuff he's streaming you would still know. Every game, every build, every strategy is lifted directed from one. It isn't news to anyone here, but he is incredibly inept at becoming skillful in video games even after dedicating his entire life to it.

If this bill ever passes, it isn't anything he'll ever have to deal with, unless OIC starts paying him in person.

“SEC. 224. Cash tips.
“There shall be allowed as a deduction an amount equal to the cash tips received during the taxable year that are included on statements furnished to the employer pursuant to section 6053(a).”.

So, not applicable to him at all because the things he calls "tips" really aren't what the law is talking about.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

That is to say, Keem didn't need to read to learn how to be a slavemaster. He just had that dog in him.

I know the word gets thrown around a lot, but Keem may legit be an actual psychopath, like the guy seriously doesn't seem to have any kind of moral compass whatsoever and his brain is just "content-wired". The Boogie faking cancer thing was surreal because you'd think he would have just kicked him out and cut ties with him over that (given how brand-crushing that would be) but no, he just turned it into content.

He may not be violent, but the way he just makes content without any kind of thought about how ok it is can be unsettling.

As much as I hate Phil and don't pity him whatsoever I think the situation is tragic, the irony of if it all is Phil thinks he's the victim while he is actually the one causing all of his own strife. Someone could write a pretty good story once all is said and done.

I've always said that Phil is a modern Don Quixote, a 21th century Ignatius Reilly. I sometimes consider writing a book/fake autobiography that follows one Philbert Burman or something that is basically just Phil's lore and history turned into a novel where he tells the stories of how he did nothing wrong he did everything correct.
I like the idea of it being a journal of sorts, it is tragic and comedic. It is absurd yet eerie in how mundane it is.

btw null covered the DSP/KC breakup on his most recent MATI, but I don't think it includes all the events:

All I got from this video is to encode videos on a format incompatible with Null's browser.

Rate me however but this is kinda gross in the same way the targeting of Kat is. Plenty of things to go after with DSP without getting ghoulish about it. Losing a pet is pretty devastating even for someone as shitty as him.

It is a pretty shitty and cruel thing to do, but it's yet another example of why being a fucking asshole 24/7 to everybody is NOT a good idea, because eventually you'll annoy someone who just won't give a fuck and will laugh when you post that your parents got raped and killed by a bear.
For example, when WingsOfRedemption's cat died (RIP Rocko) the whole community (trolls included) came and paid their respects, some even made some art of Wings' cat, same with Gangsta Grandma. Even troll channels showed sympathy, and while I don't doubt that there were some spergs sending him fucked up stuff, people knew to not cross that line because Wings isn't that much of a fucking asshole.
Phil antagonizes people literally every single day and for no reason, so while this is fucked up (but also hilarious) being nice from time to time could have avoided this, but Phil never shows any sympathy for anyone and even here we doubt if he truly lost a pet or if he's using it for sympathy. That's how much of an asshole he is.

 

[San Dimas High School]

So, not applicable to him at all because the things he calls "tips" really aren't what the law is talking about.

Yeah, as long as someone isn't giving him cash, which if they were I doubt he'd declare it on his taxes already.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Given the Warski underwear revelations, this needs Phail's face:



Stolen from the idubz thread

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

For example, when WingsOfRedemption's cat died (RIP Rocko) the whole community (trolls included) came and paid their respects, some even made some art of Wings' cat, same with Gangsta Grandma. Even troll channels showed sympathy, and while I don't doubt that there were some spergs sending him fucked up stuff, people knew to not cross that line because Wings isn't that much of a fucking asshole.

Wingo clearly cared for Rocko. He has his flaws but he cares about others. Phil has never shown anything like that and used Jasper as a tool to get money.

 

[TurboSwine]

Playing through Dragon Quest 8 and saw this Burnellesque looking fellow, thought his comment was very appropriate considering the latest drama.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Playing through Dragon Quest 8 and saw this Burnellesque looking fellow, thought his comment was very appropriate considering the latest drama.

Shave the face and it would look just like khet.

 

[TurboSwine]

Shave the face and it would look just like khet.

Don't worry they've got old Khet and new Khet covered.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Rate me however but this is kinda gross in the same way the targeting of Kat is. Plenty of things to go after with DSP without getting ghoulish about it. Losing a pet is pretty devastating even for someone as shitty as him.

EDIT: Unless there's actual evidence of animal abuse in which case fuck him.

I get it. I do. But The Guy has this uncanny ability to bring out the worst in good people. No, he isn't a pedophile. No he isn't some murderous asshole. But he treats EVERYONE as a means to an end while thinking he's the good guy. Even and especially those who he should care about (i. e. his parents, his wife, his friends.) are just a cudgel for him to beg with. Also, in his eyes, anyone who disagrees with him is insane, a grifter, or evil and if you watch those people, you are, too. Fuck this dude. As Keemstar said "I can't wait to report on your death." And it could NEVER happen to a nicer person.

He says he doesn't go at someone's loved ones. But he actually does in a different, more retarded way. No he won't talk shit ABOUT Rich's blind daughter but he'll use the fact that he didn't as a way to make him seem better than you. He's the type who flings rocks and tries to sneak away while claiming the ones who throw rocks are bad. Fuck this guy.

My recommendation would be to exuent from the Snortex completely if you don't have the stomach for it. You will eventually get MATI whether you want to if you stay long enough. Walk away or find a healthy way to blow off that disgust and rage that doesn't harm anyone. Even if it's to say "i want to dig up Phil's dead rabbit and curb stomp it in front of his fat wife." Feels better like this even if it's objectively cruel to say.

Edit: Spelling

 

[nearbycoral]

SAVAGE.

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Rate me however but this is kinda gross in the same way the targeting of Kat is. Plenty of things to go after with DSP without getting ghoulish about it. Losing a pet is pretty devastating even for someone as shitty as him.

EDIT: Unless there's actual evidence of animal abuse in which case fuck him.

It's funny, stop being a dent. Dave wouldn't give a fuck if your whole family died, he would even joke about it that his save got corrupted that day. Kat is the same piece of shit as Dave and deserves to be treated like shit.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Legitimately, I don't think he's played this at all

That wouldn't surprise me, as he's been claiming he played it back in the days when it came out like many other old games.

Of course he's full of shit and only claims having played it to get some weird old gamer cred no one cares about.

If you look at the data, he claimed the same for Metal Gear Solid and Resident Evil while the evidence shows he didn't play those in the past.

it probably shared the fate of what he said about Final Fantasy 7; where he played an hour or so and then dropped it.

As for ff7 he at least played through 2/3 of the game as he had vivid memories of a scene where cloud is in a bathtub with muscular men

 

[Kier Starmer]

meh, you could say Dave is not a pedo or rapist but he is a person enraptured in ego and self-aggrandizement. He is a patient 0 of what happens when you do not discipline and let them off on their own with reckless abandon. If he was intelligent he would be dangerous and thank fuck he decided to self-isolate for a decade.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Wingo clearly cared for Rocko.

I thought he's talked about leaving animals under buckets outside. Both he and Phail are worthless creatures other than as object lessons and figures worthy of derision.

If Khet is wearing the pants in Renton, that's just funny. Tough-guy Phail whipped? I hope it's true.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

When you realise that you should've apologised, and now some fat grifter is going to leak your 4am DMs.