Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Zab McMann]

Since this case is more or less over, what's Nick's next excuse about why he can't tell his truth going to be?

he's already said that he wants to keep Kayla's and April's privacy for any "sensitive matters," so I'm guessing that classic line.

 

[Folgers Can]

Sounds like a new shitcoin waiting to be pumped and dumped.

Oh you sweet summer child, don't pretend like the coomercoin ecosystem isn't already on it like white on rice:



The three known bagholders had better get ahold of @Fapcop quick while he temporarily props up the market at $10, because Kayla's lewd is so horrifying to behold, and brings so much misfortune to the bearer as to make even the Sonichu medallion blush, to the point that bagholders will soon have to pay the buyer just to take it off their hands like when crude oil prices went negative for awhile back in 2020. Everyone and even everything knows to nope the fuck out of this rugpull:

 

[AnOminous]

Rated that optimistic because you could get like 4 with that money, 3 if you're desperately trying to complete a term paper and need someone to take it to you (not tipping is for niggers)

At this very moment, there's a $5 meal deal at McDonald's. It's actually reasonable for >current year, a McDouble or Chicken sammich with fries, nuggets and a soda. So 1 KNU will take you far.

That being said, this is a crazy juxtaposition with how destiny is being sued for millions.

The plaintiff decides how much they sue for. They could sue for a million billion dollars if they like for stubbing their toe. Apples and oranges. Also Destiny really did shit that would have been illegal even before revenge porn laws and it's ridiculous nobody's going after him criminally because it's DEFINITELY illegal in a criminal way after those statutes.

Destiny spewed a ridiculous number of pornos taken both with and without permission and definitely without permission to disseminate them, and now they're on porn sites all over the world and that can never be reversed even if everyone involved played whack-a-mole forever.

Aaron was more just some dumb bro sending another bro a nude saying "hey look what I scored." It went no further. I'm not even convinced that could constitutionally be prohibited, and if it can, it shouldn't be.

 

[Melty Butter]

I checked in on some family & MN happenings.

• Celeste & Bob are in Amsterdam.
• Dan Woltjer, Kayla's bio-dad, is back on FB. He appears to be in NZ, of all places. Impressive for someone from that rather provincial community. He hasn't posted since May 26, 2024 (note the date).
• Nick continues to get trolled on IG:

Kayla Onlyfans when?

I know this is a joke, but I assume April's there already. Does anyone on the Farms spy on OF new accounts to look for notable cows?

Citation needed.

Yesterday's NLO show. (I word-searched for "Nick" in case there was new news. There wasn't any.)

He knows incidents down to the hour that they occurred. He knows when April gets her period. I don't blame Aaron for pondering increasing his home security. Melton's obsession is real.

Also those cybercrime allegations are federal, that train is coming too. Just much slower...

Don't threaten me with a good time, Stiffy. You've been right before. (The foreclosure.)

 

[Swole McPole]

Neither her, nor Nick, deserve a pound of flesh from Aaron after all that's happened.

Pretty sure Kayla's had her pound of flesh from Aaron. Had it in the mouth, had it in the vagina and had it in the ass.

 

[Captain Manning]

Melton's way more obsessed with Aaron than Nick is.

Citation needed.

It's a tough call, really.

Melton's show is basically non-stop Aaron, but Nick's got that jilted lover energy. One does it as a grift, and the other does it for revenge. They're pretty close.

I think Nick is more pathetic though because he expends money on this and gets nowhere, whereas Melton at least seems to make something off talking about Aaron.

 

[Stoneheart]

50$ for a picture of public goods is an outrage

 

[Brian Oblivion]

The craziest thing about this Steel Toe settlement thing is not that the nude is worth $50, but that Kayla and Cuck’s reputation is so fucked that her “dignity” and “privacy” are worth $50. The state literally just said “Listen, this washed up public outhouse isn’t worth defending, we just need to save face a little”.

Hopefully the full 50 bucks went to Nick, from what I understand that could buy him as much as two 15 minute sessions on Melton's livestream.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I wonder if the judge took in to account Nick describing Kayla's destroyed body when deciding the fine.

 

[Harvest]

It's amazing how many times this tard has just wandered into a minefield and come out unscathed despite everything to the left and right of him blowing up.

Or here's one for Nick

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

because the Internet is forever.

The internet is only "forever" if you're sufficiently interesting. A lot of people make the mistake of thinking that they warrant such interest, and others make the mistake of inviting interest through their continued retardation.
It's actually kinda surprising just how much of what is posted on the internet vanishes on a long enough time scale.
About a third of all web pages from only a decade ago have vanished into the aether, i.e. there is no existing archive that is accessible online. I suspect the numbers only get worse the further back you go.
It's an odd paradox - archiving information has never been easier/cheaper, yet tons of it still slips through the cracks.

 

[Melty Butter]

Stallyn19 has clipped Aaron discussing his May 2024 questioning by police (aired on Friday). Stallyn also added some fairly amusing remarks Aaron said about Nick. I summarized the legal aspects here, but clips are helpful

 

[Watching Rekieta]

At this very moment, there's a $5 meal deal at McDonald's. It's actually reasonable for >current year, a McDouble or Chicken sammich with fries, nuggets and a soda. So 1 KNU will take you far.

As a bonus you can edit the orderl in the app and make the small coke a large coke with no additional cost.

 

[SargonF00t]

What is that facial expression? She looks like one of those people that's so handicapped they need their head strapped into their wheelchair.

That is her O face.

 

[stupid frog]

>April's speeding ticket is more than 1 KNU

kek

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't think it's a very good idea to invest in KNU, it's been a downward trend for a long time.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I don't think it's a very good idea to invest in KNU, it's been a downward trend for a long time.

It needs more liquidity in order to be seen as more than a tool for bragging rights

 

[AnOminous]

As a bonus you can edit the orderl in the app and make the small coke a large coke with no additional cost.

So while people disrespect this whore's tits, this whore's tits could feed ten starving orphans with a McDonald's meal consisting of a burger or a chicken sandwich, fries, nuggets, and a soda.

TEN WHOLE STARVING ORPHANS.

That bitch needs to be showing those tits EVERY day.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

https://nitter.net/RekietaLaw/status/1901488649838997817

Get it guys? The joke is he *did* have coked up sex with this grifter with a kid. Or maybe he hasn't and the joke is... follow this rando because she didn't do those things? Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

 

[AltisticRight]

The cops told him he had a right to a lawyer for the questioning. He declined because he had "nothing to hide".

He's a retard.

It's amazing how many times this tard has just wandered into a minefield and come out unscathed despite everything to the left and right of him blowing up.

It's like you can drop Aaron on the South's side of the demilitarised zone, he'll be able to make a trip from there to Pyongyang and back without even being hurt, dodging all the bullets and landmines in the process. This is some Phil levels of retard cockroach luck.

unless you live in the UK and you get questioned about Terrorism, then you have no rights at all.