💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
If Kayla's ass is only worth 50$, how much is April worth? The local homeless camp should crowdfund 20$ (0.4 KNU) and see if it's enough
 
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So many questions!

1) Did the RP case actually conclude, or did Aaron speak too soon?

2) Is @USAroXX really April, or someone else close to the Rekietas?

3) Didn't Geno Bisconte actually get charged with RP a few years back from an ex of his? Could Geno get charged for admitting he disseminated (in the legal sense) the Kayla pic to his drinking buddies? Would the previous charges potentially endanger Geanu, the most exciting couple in the Dabbleverse?

4) Weren't Nicky Rackets, his pet hunchback, and possibly even April going to be charged with hacking (accessing his accounts)? Is it possible Aaron spoke too soon, or his lawyer sucks, so the case was aborted? I suspect we'll be hearing about this case soon, if not. At least, I hope so.

5) I've recently spent approximately 1 KNU on refurbished copies of Devil May Cry 1 and Star Wars: Bounty Hunter for PS2. Just wanted to join in on the conversion convo.

6) How many KNU for the Porn Star Experience? Outcall, of course.


HEY NICK, I WANT TO RENT YOUR WIFE FOR A WEEKEND, LET'S MAKE A DEAL
 
The hits keep coming for poor Nick. Fucking Scandinavian PRUDES!

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Don't worry, Nick Rekieta told me that that's just their way if telling Nick's kids how cool they think they are.

Price-wise I'm worth 2 Kayla's nudes, but as a person I'm worth infinitely times more (Kayla is worthless)
Kayla is not worthless and that is legal precedent. Kayla is worth 2 buckets of KFC chicken, and as such, this worth can still parleyed into what Nick is truly after: big black cock.
Kayla will not be eliminated from the Nick Rekieta show this season. Next one ain't lookin so good, though.
 
Kayla is not worthless and that is legal precedent. Kayla is worth 2 buckets of KFC chicken, and as such, this worth can still parleyed into what Nick is truly after: big black cock.
Kayla will not be eliminated from the Nick Rekieta show this season. Next one ain't lookin so good, though.
Nude images of her tits are worth $50, but as a human, wife, and especially as a mother she's probably worth negative money
 
I'll address what I know:
1) Did the RP case actually conclude, or did Aaron speak too soon?

It sounds like both. He probably shouldn't be talking about it until there are public documents to back up his claims. It also sounds like an agreement has been inked. Aaron addressed it on three shows on Wednesday and Thursday.

On his Wednesday shows, he said that he'd been offered an agreement "out of the blue." This is interesting in itself. He seems as confused as we are about what compelled the offer. He also said finer points were being worked out.

On Thursday he confirmed that "the offer was made official" and implied heavily that something had been signed. That's when he gave the details of the $50 and called it a "low misdemenor".

(He also did Rumble Friday but didn't say anything particularly compelling. He mostly gloated over the coping of his detractors.)

Notably, he said that, despite this agreement, he and his lawyer still want to present the prosecutors with all the information they compiled in preparation for the trial. One would assume that this information would pertain to the following:
  • Nick's bad behavior, generally. Perhaps Aaron has information about Nick distributing pics or other gross behavior of the polycule
  • Evidence of Nick's witness tampering/harassment (plenty of that)
  • Something about the hacking. That would be unrelated to the RP charge but it could have been admissible if the judge was so inclined. It leans into witness harassment.
3) Didn't Geno Bisconte actually get charged with RP a few years back from an ex of his? Could Geno get charged for admitting he disseminated (in the legal sense) the Kayla pic to his drinking buddies? Would the previous charges potentially endanger Geanu, the most exciting couple in the Dabbleverse?

I don't believe so. @Folgers Can would know. FC looked up his criminal history. Court documents of Geno testifying as a witness in some kind of a bar brawl is up on Aaron's thread.

Edit to Add: Keanu has claimed she was a victim of RP unrelated to this case. She didn't file charges.

4) Weren't Nicky Rackets, his pet hunchback, and possibly even April going to be charged with hacking (accessing his accounts)? Is it possible Aaron spoke too soon, or his lawyer sucks, so the case was aborted? I suspect we'll be hearing about this case soon, if not. At least, I hope so.

No one seems to know what's happened with the hacking issue, including Sean. I hold out a tiny bit of hope that Aaron received a soft offer because they plan to charge Nick for the hacking. That's probably not likely, however. Separate counties and separate crimes; that's not how the State generally operates.
 
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