Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Nick has spent more money on whores/bucks than the court determined worth of his own wife.

Sad! Pathetic!
He's spent more money funding fat paedophiles as well.
PATHETIC

January, 2025​

In the month of January, he earned $569.87 from his only seething stream, that's before any cuts from YouTube, and even lower if paypigs sent him money via Apple.
He spent a total of $238.41, the majority went to fat nonce Melton. $238.41 is 4.77 KNU (Kayla Nude Units), which means it's worth 4.77 slatternly images of Nick Rekieta's wife.
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February, 2025​

One again, most gibs went to the fat paedophile.
He spent a total of $163, the majority went to fat nonce Melton. $163 is 3.26KNU (Kayla Nude Units), which means it's worth 3.26 slatternly images of Nick Rekieta's wife.
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Let me know if I missed any, there's likely a few.

Past paypiggery:
2024
October | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19718728
November | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19979737
December | https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20226805
 
Qayla is worth so little that even Russell Greer bond offer to the court (74 bucks) is still higher, I wonder if she would consider a lucrative job offer with a free relocation to Nevada...

Russell isn't interested in no worn out Minnesota 4, even at $50 a pop. Dinner at Olive Garden is not in Kayla's future.
 
So many questions!

1) Did the RP case actually conclude, or did Aaron speak too soon?

2) Is @USAroXX really April, or someone else close to the Rekietas?

3) Didn't Geno Bisconte actually get charged with RP a few years back from an ex of his? Could Geno get charged for admitting he disseminated (in the legal sense) the Kayla pic to his drinking buddies? Would the previous charges potentially endanger Geanu, the most exciting couple in the Dabbleverse?

4) Weren't Nicky Rackets, his pet hunchback, and possibly even April going to be charged with hacking (accessing his accounts)? Is it possible Aaron spoke too soon, or his lawyer sucks, so the case was aborted? I suspect we'll be hearing about this case soon, if not. At least, I hope so.

5) I've recently spent approximately 1 KNU on refurbished copies of Devil May Cry 1 and Star Wars: Bounty Hunter for PS2. Just wanted to join in on the conversion convo.

6) How many KNU for the Porn Star Experience? Outcall, of course.


HEY NICK, I WANT TO RENT YOUR WIFE FOR A WEEKEND, LET'S MAKE A DEAL
 
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Don't worry, Nick Rekieta told me that that's just their way if telling Nick's kids how cool they think they are.

Price-wise I'm worth 2 Kayla's nudes, but as a person I'm worth infinitely times more (Kayla is worthless)
Kayla is not worthless and that is legal precedent. Kayla is worth 2 buckets of KFC chicken, and as such, this worth can still parleyed into what Nick is truly after: big black cock.
Kayla will not be eliminated from the Nick Rekieta show this season. Next one ain't lookin so good, though.
 
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