Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Get it guys? The joke is he *did* have coked up sex with this grifter with a kid. Or maybe he hasn't and the joke is... follow this rando because she didn't do those things? Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Imagine you're such a pathetic loser, such a weird piece of shit, that you use "I never did cocaine with you" as some kind of own.

Free clue, skelly balldo, people who are not subhumans realize that NOT having done cocaine is actually a GOOD thing. If you've done cocaine, you are, on some level, a PIECE of SHIT.

I say that as someone who actually has done cocaine. It's not something to boast about. It's something to be ashamed of.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Get it guys? The joke is he *did* have coked up sex with this grifter with a kid. Or maybe he hasn't and the joke is... follow this rando because she didn't do those things? Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Do 'Christians' who believe in 'God, country, family' typically joke around about drug use and swinging with convicts who had their kids taken away?

 

[AnOminous]

Do 'Christians' who believe in 'God, country, family' typically joke around about drug use and swinging with convicts who had their kids taken away?

Not real ones. Fake ones do all kinds of things. Nick is in the fake category.

 

[Particle Bored]

Please regulate KNU (Kayla Nude Units) as this threads official unit of monetary measurement.

I think the Farms has finally found its memecoin.

To the PumpMobile(.fun)!

 

[AltisticRight]

I think the Farms has finally found its memecoin.

To the PumpMobile(.fun)!

Pumpkayla.fun

 

[Vibralldo]

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Get it guys? The joke is he *did* have coked up sex with this grifter with a kid. Or maybe he hasn't and the joke is... follow this rando because she didn't do those things? Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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I understand that Nick has not, and will never learn anything, but it's insane that people, especially mothers that claim to be Christian, will want to be friends with him.

Even if you believe his lies about the child abuse being a conspiracy, he's still admitted to doing cocaine and swinging and that those things are actually good and should be normalized.

What's in it for her? Is it because Nick's follower count is large? Is she a horny wine mom? Does she think she can save him?

The "praying for you" makes me think it's the 3rd. She's retarded if she thinks she can, and she's essentially just enabling him by giving him positive reinforcement.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know how long this has been in rotation, but I just noticed it for the first time now.



They will live forever in our hearts.

And in random.txt.

 

[Strix454]

Do 'Christians' who believe in 'God, country, family' typically joke around about drug use and swinging with convicts who had their kids taken away?

She is also a "christian seer" and "christian healer". She looks totally crazy and I could totally see her having a prophetic dream where god tells her that Nick is the new King David. She is like a christian version of one of those psychic and tarot reading women. Nick is far from the only person playing trad christian on the internet while being something else on the side.

 

[Melty Butter]

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Get it guys? The joke is he *did* have coked up sex with this grifter with a kid. Or maybe he hasn't and the joke is... follow this rando because she didn't do those things? Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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His late-night Sunday Twitter sperg-outs are a habit at this point. You rightfully didn't post another 10 Tweets tonight about Rome, the TV series. He's already watched that series, fwiw.

(If he needs death and carnage, I can think of about ten TV series that, in this "golden age of television", he should watch. I don't think he ever watched Breaking Bad, GoT, or Yellowstone, for example... Y'know, staying up on the cultural zeigiest for the sake of his 400,000 followers.)

I'm convinced that his kids still go to the grandparents on Sundays. He hates the mayhem when they return. The second he's alone in his office, contemplating his sad existence, he turns to Twitter.

Edit to Add: He's spoken to God, and they're "good".

 

[daffodils]

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[Folgers Can]

I‘d like to imagine that the judge looked at her nudes, then at her, then at her nudes again, and then said to her

>Judge's face turns sour rating the nudes for value

The judge has deemed Kayla a slatternly woman of low value.

Yep, you can pretty much tell from the courtroom footage that just leaked:

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Do 'Christians' who believe in 'God, country, family' typically joke around about drug use and swinging with convicts who had their kids taken away?

It's one of the weirdest things I've seen about people that gain a large amount of e-fame and influence. There will always be a group of people that will follow them no matter what. You can look at DSP or even Ralph and find people that have some weird sunk cost reverence for them and its confounding. Nick could surprise us all with a chain of events that make his current downfall look tame and there will still be people that "pray for him" and send him money.

I think they're the type of people that are prone to joining cults and usually retarded. It would be interesting to hear people explain their reasons for their undying loyalty. Would probably make a good book or docuseries, maybe that guy who did Tiger King and Chimp Crazy could do it.

 

[not william stenchever]

I say that as someone who actually has done cocaine.

This statement has me imagining John Goodman doing a rail, picking up a lever action shotgun and shouting "I'LL SHOW
YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND"

 

[Swole McPole]

She is also a "christian seer" and "christian healer". She looks totally crazy and I could totally see her having a prophetic dream where god tells her that Nick is the new King David. She is like a christian version of one of those psychic and tarot reading women. Nick is far from the only person playing trad christian on the internet while being something else on the side.

The inquisition has a really bad reputation, but they served a useful function. People knew better than to express their heresies out loud, because the outcome would probably be a few sessions of torture followed by being burned at the stake.

I know people like to point to Vatican II as the point at which the rot began, but it seems to me it began a little earlier than that -- when the Spanish gave up on the inquisition and it became the Holy Office (or the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith). These days, people happily flaunt their heresy without any fear of consequences. Get them in the public square for a spot of auto da fe and I suspect they'd take a very different tack with the world.

 

[AltisticRight]

I hereby declare as a proud member of the CPC that skelly will be streaming as soon as we reunite with Taiwan! According to some, it'll be next week, or soon™.

Just like a cop's order at a Denny's. It'll arrive soon.

 

[Rolex]

His late-night Sunday Twitter sperg-outs are a habit at this point. You rightfully didn't post another 10 Tweets tonight about Rome, the TV series. He's already watched that series, fwiw.

(If he needs death and carnage, I can think of about ten TV series that, in this "golden age of television", he should watch. I don't think he ever watched Breaking Bad, GoT, or Yellowstone, for example... Y'know, staying up on the cultural zeigiest for the sake of his 400,000 followers.)

I'm convinced that his kids still go to the grandparents on Sundays. He hates the mayhem when they return. The second he's alone in his office, contemplating his sad existence, he turns to Twitter.

Edit to Add: He's spoken to God, and they're "good".

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Couldn't even capitalize "He". That wasn't God, buddy. That was your own ego.
God would most definitely be asking for some serious repentance first and foremost.

 

[Sneed Force One]

We'll know what a cop ordered at Denny's before Nick does his next stream.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

God would most definitely be asking for some serious repentance first and foremost.

Nick is literal proof that God is dead.
If there was a god he would have sent a lightning strike the second this retard tried to justify his daughter's positive cocaine test in court before it had even been submitted as evidence.

 

[Vibralldo]

Edit to Add: He's spoken to God, and they're "good".

If Nick's talked to God it's 100% a son of sam situation and his family is in danger

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The inquisition has a really bad reputation, but they served a useful function. People knew better than to express their heresies out loud, because the outcome would probably be a few sessions of torture followed by being burned at the stake.

It was mostly directed at Jews and Muslims who converted to Christianity instead of being expelled… which makes sense. Last thing you want is another gates of Toledo being opened by the Jews again moment.

Fortunately for Nick he’s not Catholic so the church won’t send inquisition after him for his heresy. Unfortunately for Nick America is a land where the Protestants took stuff like witchcraft seriously… Nick’s just lucky we live in an age where cross dressing faggots can go up and preach the word of the day that Jesus was all about love and diversity and tolerance!