Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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don't the PC anti-fun police see how having Snape being black is a bad idea?
They don't. That's why they chose him. Woketards only seek to replace white people. Black Snape, black Albert Wesker (yep that happened)...they would make Jesus Christ black if they could...oh wait they turned him a black woman recently. These people never seem to learn because it's a calculated effort. I bet they never even considered a white actor for Snape.

they planning to just rewrite the entire series
I'd say viewers can expect lots of rewrites. Hermine and Ron are probably anything but white.

but it still doesn't make up for the scale of rewriting they will have to do to make the thing marketable
James Potter will be a white supremacist and kneel on Kang Snape's neck.
 
Alan Rickman is so iconic as Snape — imo he fits better with the Snape in Rowling’s head than what she actually wrote on the page — that I don’t think it’s the worst idea to cast someone who looks completely different from him. Otherwise we’d get constant “Temu Snape” criticisms. There was no winning but I’m pro-Black Snape 🖤
 
I've been stuck in /tv/ shitposting threads for two days since the rumors of black Snape dropped. I am pro-black Snape because it will be really, really funny. Still think they'll just cast a white guy though. To be fair to the new generation of kids who want to watch this seriously, they really should.

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PhilosophyTube's troon friend 'Morgana Ignis' used to play Snape in HP fan films and he pulled off the look pretty well. Now he's prancing around in Helluvah Boss and posting moobs online. Talk about missing the chance of a lifetime.
 
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Alan Rickman is so iconic as Snape — imo he fits better with the Snape in Rowling’s head than what she actually wrote on the page — that I don’t think it’s the worst idea to cast someone who looks completely different from him. Otherwise we’d get constant “Temu Snape” criticisms. There was no winning but I’m pro-Black Snape 🖤
I've said it before on this thread, Rickman was 25 years older than the character when he was cast. Don't care much about the colour but I'd like them to cast someone plausibly the age of Harry's parents. After all why redo the whole saga if you're gonna do it the same as the films?
 
Alan Rickman is so iconic as Snape — imo he fits better with the Snape in Rowling’s head than what she actually wrote on the page — that I don’t think it’s the worst idea to cast someone who looks completely different from him. Otherwise we’d get constant “Temu Snape” criticisms. There was no winning but I’m pro-Black Snape 🖤
Rickman might be a good actor, but Snape is supposed to about 31 when Harry arrives at Hogwarts.

This also makes his hatred towards Harry less pathological as Snapes torment is not that long ago.
 
Out of all characters they could possibly have chosen to race-swap, Snape might be one of the worst choices. It's like race-swapping the Weasley family and making them Chinese with pitch black hair even though their red hair is one of their defining features.

The problem with the casting choice isn't only that the actor is black when Snape is supposed to be pallid and British, it's that he looks like his name could be Tyrone McChadson. There's no way this athletic black guy with puppy eyes would be believable as a pasty incel with greasy curtain hair who's being bullied by James and Sirius because he's an ugly and unlovable weakling. If anything it's more likely that he'd be the one bullying them.

Obviously, Alan Rickman didn't look like Snape when he wasn't playing the role. However, with his facial features, it probably wasn't too difficult to make him look similar to the Snape that Rowling imagined when she wrote the books (though I agree with those saying Rickman was too old for the role). The new actor has absolutely nothing in common with Snape appearance wise.

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How would having black Snape being bullied for his hair and nose be racist anyway? wouldn’t it just be accurately depicting the White Supresmicist Hellscape (TM) we apparently live in? Is it somehow less racist to pretend black kids never get racially bullied now?
Just think about all the ways the story is affected by Snape being black and how the story now could be interpreted as racist.

– The black man Snape is one of the main antagonists and bullies the white boy Harry for six years.
– The white boy Harry and his two white friends keep blaming the black man Snape for everything that goes wrong at their school.
– The white man Dumbledore won't let the black man Snape teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
– The black man Snape becomes evil because he lusts for a white woman, Lily, but she prefers the white man James over him.
– The white girl Petunia didn't want her sister to hang out with the black boy Snape.
– The black man Snape joins a wizard supremacist group, which could be interpreted as a metaphor for black supremacist groups, and they commit acts of terrorism and install a reign of terror.
 
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I was going to watch this but felt so tired after the first 20 seconds. Maybe your husband beat you, maybe you're reliant on other people for a home, but if you aren't a starving child in Africa then your life isn't actually that bad, Joanne.

I'm also disgusted by his "I LOVE SEXUAL VIOLENCE" neck tattoo and torture basement-esque set. Why are fags like this?
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It doesn't even look human, dear God
 
The white man Dumbledore won't let the black man Snape teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I think that some might view "the dark arts" as being a bit problematic too.

It's a really bad casting call, especially as it was strongly hinted that the concept of the show was to be closer to the books as they now have the ability to explore stuff that was totally left out of the films due to length, complexity of shooting, or if it was a bit of a Tom Bombadil.
Tom Bombadil was left out of the LOTR films to the disappointment of many Tolkien fans, but the character and whole section which features him is just a bit of a distraction and has no bearing on the overall plot.
In Harry Pothead, Hermione and SPEW, her regularly mocked crusade to liberate the house elves was left out of the film for similar reasons. Not that important to the overall storyline, kind of a distraction. Many people have rightly pointed out that this subplot helped grant insight into Hermione as a character and that it was also a key thing in one element that Americans just never plain fucking understood about Harry Pothead in that it was always intended as satire of the boarding/public school system.
Hermione being a posh little swot was exactly the kind of girl who would be putting loads of effort into a save the whales campaign and wouldn't shut up about it.

This obviously wouldn't work in the films, but it absolutely could work in a TV serial.

There are probably other things that were left out of the film, Dumbledore's family, and more stuff with the other kids in their House, and some of the Quiddich stuff, but I think the SPEW thing is the most commented on.
 
More Azealia Banks lunacy:
Maybe her husband at 27 cheated on her with a Trannylicious diva and that’s why she’s dedicated every waking moment to making sure her life’s legacy is dedicated to harassing people who make up less than 1% of the global population
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K I’m going to fucking throw my phone. I keep trying to block this shitttttt. I’m trying to block everything I’m stuck in a matrix of adults obsessed with other adults private parts everybody hating on everyone the country getting taken over pedophilia like wide in the open everyone on ozempic rap is dead like stoooooooop with the stupid bot algorithm media shiiiiit now. This is not news !!!! N this shit is annoying as fuck
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I haven’t seen it and I don’t care lol I’ve had her blocked for mad long n she keeps popping up fucking obsessed about what’s truly looking like a psychiatric problem like everrrrrry dayyyyy?? The dolls need a restraining order against her. She’s a fucking lunatic
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there’s something similarly wrong with jk Rowling and Kanye west.
It’s actually dark af
It’s giving possessed. Like mounted by a demon tea
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Ironically, there's something similarly wrong with Azealia Banks and Kanye West. It's actually dark af. It's giving possessed. Like mounted by a demon tea.
 
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