DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Some things they mentionned have no receipts yet (trip offer to Florida, dead Begs Bunny, Kat yelling at him, Kat being religious) but DSP never once refuted any of those. All pigroach has to say: "It's complete fabrication" and sure, you will have some dentractors like Doody taking that as a DSP lie, but quite a few will ask and harass PPP for receipts.

The thing about the holiday and him making up excuses has historical precedent too. He worked at a helicopter company and never took a ride in a helicopter even once:

It has always piqued my curiosity out of everything that is known about DSP whether he actually ever rode in a helicopter the entire time he worked for a helicopter company. It is seriously depressing that he didn't. It's not like it was some shitty tourist operation in a poor country, but he was working with the helicopter company itself so the likelihood of failure was probably far lower.

So sad.

Based on that answer, I can deduct what my 2nd highest curiosity has always been. Which is whether he would have moved across the country without Leanna being a part of his life. If he didn't ride the helicopter then he would've never moved across the country.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-12922464

 

[Vesce]

Nigger, just say that you want people to call the number you posted because you hate Phil or KC or whatever, this "I hope no one calls this number that I'm going to leave here tee hee!".

At least own it if you want to pozhole negholes.

OK fine you don't like subtext, I want you specifically to call, though I would wait until we get some DM evidence of the menagerie

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Does anyone have that edited picture of Phil T-posing with a bunch of exotic birds perched on him?

 

[UsedUp]

Something that can bring creedence to the things that are postulated when it comes to DSP. We all know DSP can't roll with the punches so when something new comes up for instance, rabbit lore he has to go on a banning spree. Remember WWE champions came out etc. We as the detractors have the luxury of of going wild on any lies or truth because DSP loses his mind regardless where if Phil would just stop lying or dropping half truths or not saying anything at all, we get to put pieces together and make up shit that makes him seethe.

 

[neger psykolog]

Something that can bring creedence to the things that are postulated when it comes to DSP. We all know DSP can't roll with the punches so when something new comes up for instance, rabbit lore he has to go on a banning spree. Remember WWE champions came out etc. We as the detractors have the luxury of of going wild on any lies or truth because DSP loses his mind regardless where if Phil would just stop lying or dropping half truths or not saying anything at all, we get to put pieces together and make up shit that makes him seethe.

There's been plenty of false claims about DSP but I think the only really significant fake thing was the escort story and in that instance he came out in full force denying it repeatedly (but he does that even if something he's lying about).
And in any case he wasn't paying for a high-class European escort to fly to Renton and give him company, he was paying DSP so it was somewhat accurate anyway.

I still ponder sometimes whether DSP paid more for Khet than the girlfriend experience from Kimberly cost.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

What's crazy is he has an intel 14700kf which if you didn't update the BIOS are prone to overheat and slowly degrade themselves over time cause of a bug in the microcode.

When his flying monkeys told him to update it back when he got the PC he assured them he was going to update the bios.
Then during the Drama with his Webcam he claimed multiple time having updated the BIOS.

and when you look at that picture, you clearly see he didn't update shit as the release is 01/02/2024 and the update that fixed the problem (Microcode 0x12B) came around september 2024.

TLDR: his CPU is slowly frying itself and he's not doing anything about it

Classic No(Intel)ligence moment. Another common AMD W

 

[Squatty Potty]

I'm going to argue that that Begs Bunny is REAL because it explains odd behavior and past evidence.

• Phil's weekly runs to the pet store and large charges
  • Remember, one of his core arguments that the bank leaks were fake was because of this. "I'd have a lot more pets if this was real!"
• Phil locking Jasper in the office when Kat is away.
• Phil locking Jasper in the bedroom at night.
• Jasper being declawed. (Even if Phil didn't declaw him, he adopted him for that reason.)
• Edit: Also not wanting the police to come to the snort fort. The HOA doesn't allow for "exotic" pets.

 

[neger psykolog]

Fair enough, (I edited my post to link to yours to avoid confusion for other people) but my nigga this stream combined with the Steve Cambian stream is fucking 7 hours long.
Tevin did a restream of it and that shit is 9 hours long.

I'm trying to watch a TV series and the first season is 2.5 hours long, the second (penultimate) season is 3.75 hours long and the 3rd season is 3.75 hours long. Like I know the writers of the DSP show are top level and always deliver unexpected twists and turns but I don't think I have the stomach to watch 200 hours of DSP autism shit.

>tfw even DSP is late to his own stream because he has to watch 257 hours of detractor khantent to see what was said about him and try and get ahead of the lies and slander

 

[shekelshoah666]

I'm going to argue that that Begs Bunny is REAL because it explains odd behavior and past evidence.

• Phil's weekly runs to the pet store and large charges
  • Remember, one of his core arguments that the bank leaks were fake was because of this. "I'd have a lot more pets if this was real!"
• Phil locking Jasper in the office when Kat is away.
• Phil locking Jasper in the bedroom at night.
• Jasper being declawed. (Even if Phil didn't declaw him, he adopted him for that reason.)
• Edit: Also not wanting the police to come to the snort fort. The HOA doesn't allow for "exotic" pets.

Not to mention DSP literally had a bunny before that he got really into as well as the fucking hamsters he used to make videos on and you can see how fucking autistic he is about Jasper. He likes pets nothing wrong with that but DSP has to just be super fucking retarded about it. Could've had a fucking bunny cam on stream and a goal to feed carrots or something.

People screaming for muh receipts and shit need to chill KC streams a few times a week at best and there are tons of lolcows to cover just relax and enjoy DSP mass banning people and melting down.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The reason he kept the bunny secret is because of exactly what we're seeing now. He knew it wasn't allowed per his HOA, and if the detractors knew about it, they would definitely contact the HOA and get him in trouble.

This just goes to show you how fucking stupid Phil is and how he DID believe that KC were his friends since he was telling them these details.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

There's been plenty of false claims about DSP but I think the only really significant fake thing was the escort story and in that instance he came out in full force denying it repeatedly (but he does that even if something he's lying about).
And in any case he wasn't paying for a high-class European escort to fly to Renton and give him company, he was paying DSP so it was somewhat accurate anyway.

I still ponder sometimes whether DSP paid more for Khet than the girlfriend experience from Kimberly cost.

It makes me laugh that hiring an out of country escort is something Phil would do if he had the choice. These store brand American hookers aren't good enough for the king.

Not to mention DSP literally had a bunny before that he got really into as well as the fucking hamsters he used to make videos on and you can see how fucking autistic he is about Jasper. He likes pets nothing wrong with that but DSP has to just be super fucking retarded about it. Could've had a fucking bunny cam on stream and a goal to feed carrots or something.

People screaming for muh receipts and shit need to chill KC streams a few times a week at best and there are tons of lolcows to cover just relax and enjoy DSP mass banning people and melting down.

If people are screaming for receipts (Phil language) it's probably because they know the dentractors will do all kinds of gay shit in the meantime. Granted evidence never stopped anyone of saying he's getting divorced every week. If he did have a bunny cam people would be calling his HOA because bad man had a bunny in his house.
Trust me, I'm spamming rabbits and coffin emojis in chat but that's where it ends. Now everyone who is isn't me calm the fuck down and stop derailing my chill positive thread.

 

[neger psykolog]

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>tfw even DSP is late to his own stream because he has to watch 257 hours of detractor khantent to see what was said about him and try and get ahead of the lies and slander

the replies to DSP's "I'm running late" tweet are pretty funny:


"Commute must be crazy today"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Rate me puzzle piece but I didn't see the part of thr HOA terms that said no rabbits rather it stated you can't have things like a chicken coop or rabbit hutch like you had a farm.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I'm going to argue that that Begs Bunny is REAL because it explains odd behavior and past evidence.

• Phil's weekly runs to the pet store and large charges
  • Remember, one of his core arguments that the bank leaks were fake was because of this. "I'd have a lot more pets if this was real!"
• Phil locking Jasper in the office when Kat is away.
• Phil locking Jasper in the bedroom at night.
• Jasper being declawed. (Even if Phil didn't declaw him, he adopted him for that reason.)
• Edit: Also not wanting the police to come to the snort fort. The HOA doesn't allow for "exotic" pets.

Perhaps the truth is Kat still isn't there. Perhaps when "Kat gets home" its just Phil checking on his rabbit hutch. Perhaps each time something broke it was his pet beaver fucking it up. Perhaps his sink clogged because Phil's pet cobra (Thats whats up) fell in.
Or
Perhaps
Its all BS from one liar to another bigger liar. I can't find bro's post but throughout this whole thing Phil's best course of action was to be MASSIVELY sarcastic when responding to kick or PPP. You don't think People's Populist Press went:
"WHOOOOAAAA BUDDY Do ya have any other animals, there, my buddy?!"

and Phil said:
"*Snort* Yes of course. Everyone knows my house is full of exotic animals. *muppet laugh*"
There's no fucking way he would get a pet and not monetize it. Even when he had Jasper hidden away you could HEAR HIM. The only way I could believe this is if it was Kat's own pets.

You forgot to remind us that ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP!!!!!,

He didn't just stream it. He edited it so he could show it on his show. And Ralph was complicit. Warski also nearly fucked up another man's life by screaming at him to aim a gun at some other men. PPP chose to work with that faggot and when Warski started back on the coke, PPP said he wouldn't work with him again. Look how that turned out. "It is what it is" the fat Canadian said. After this Warski would proceed to be knocked out, in under 22 second, after not training for a boxing match for a year. I'll have none of this sweeping for these two tards just because they alogged this bastard, in what can only be described as the Supersize Me of Alogging. Whoa, buddy. The thing we knew about Phil was the thing we knew already? Whoa!

Give me my X's and dumb emotes now.

 

[Mature Adult]

Apparently when DSP launched avowed yesterday a popup said for him to upgrade bios to avoid instability for 13th and 14th gen cpus.

For those who aren't into tech and don't know whats going on, intel 13th and 14th gen CPUs have been physically degrading and microcode has been released a while back to help combat this issue. If you don't do this, your CPU will start to fail and BE PERMANENTLY DAMAGED. This was known when he bought his PC, im sure many of his loser fans told him of this, and he ignored them. Hes been running all of his games for multiple hours 6 days a week for MONTHS. His CPU is probably already damaged and installing this update might be too late.

 

[nearbycoral]

Rate me puzzle piece but I didn't see the part of thr HOA terms that said no rabbits rather it stated you can't have things like a chicken coop or rabbit hutch like you had a farm.

https://youtu.be/19LWyCw68-U?t=330
Yes, it's about breeding animals and using animals for commercial use, having a mini farm. These documents are written by autists so you have to carefully think about what the retard meant when writing it.
The idiots ignore how the document says "or any animals whatsoever" which would also include the cat. Then they ignore "any outside facility for pets must be kept clean" which means pets are allowed.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Apparently when DSP launched avowed yesterday a popup said for him to upgrade bios to avoid instability for 13th and 14th gen cpus.

For those who aren't into tech and don't know whats going on, intel 13th and 14th gen CPUs have been physically degrading and microcode has been released a while back to help combat this issue. If you don't do this, your CPU will start to fail and BE PERMANENTLY DAMAGED. This was known when he bought his PC, im sure many of his loser fans told him of this, and he ignored them. Hes been running all of his games for multiple hours 6 days a week for MONTHS. His CPU is probably already damaged and installing this update might be too late.
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Those booksmart dumbfucks at Intel didn’t send an email giving him the launcher to update the BIOS, dood! What a bunch of nudniks, Phil did nothing wrong!

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

there's even a literal UFO conspiracy theory investigator acting as an antagonist towards DSP now...)

To be fair, it makes sense for ayyyfags and conspiracyfags to be interested in Phil since he's an alien.

 

[neger psykolog]

Those booksmart dumbfucks at Intel didn’t send an email giving him the launcher to update the BIOS, dood! What a bunch of nudniks, Phil did nothing wrong!

To be at least a little fair to DSP, if your processor has such an issue that it will cause physical damage/failure to it, I would expect in this day and age for the OS (Windows specifically) to actually give the user a warning.
I mean didn't he get a prebuilt that presumably has all the motherboard drivers and shit installed in it? Surely they would've sent a giant ass warning to any user who hadn't updated their BIOS?

But even if that happened we all know DSP would just close all the warning windows and leave his computer running 24/7 anyway - but to put it another way if a novice person or some elderly person bought the same computer, I would fully want them to be guided to do the update ASAP because if the processor fucks up they're getting screwed over hardcore.