Serious thread: I have depression

Get a doctor and do the Zoloft Zombie therapy. It helps... some.

Get a pet so you'll feel guilty over them looking for you and missing you and wondering if you abandoned them so you can't commit suicide. Preferably a dog so you'll HAVE to get out in the sunshine and walk it and socialize and get some exercise.
 
Listen dude. Anti depressants are a little scary but they can fucking help.

Find a doc you like and experiment with different anti depressants. Some will be better than others--- some will suck balls and make you wanna quit forever. Don't give up. THIS IS A MEDICAL CONDITION.

Once you have some chemical help you can get your fucking life together dude.

Hugs and well wishes
 
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