DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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The Paleblood Vessel said:
The spring sale is literally happening on steam right now you colossal faggot, instead of complaining about how there's no support for new games, go pick a handful of interesting looking games that add up to 100 bucks or so, and start streaming them. Dude claimed to like Robocop, the Terminator Resistance game is literally from the same devs, and that Viewfinder's already on his wishlist, even his pathetic streaming night yesterday would make up the cost of those two games and he'd be able to get some streams worth of stuff from them.

Or at least he would if he had a modicum of talent and/or wasn't autistic.
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Phil is just so fuckin out of touch with videogames in general.
Avowed being a topic of discussion was just enough to get me to sperg out.

His whole business revolves around the fact the videogames are some niche ass thing and he's the only expert in the field and everyone just runs to him for it.
Like, playin new hyped releases in videogame land means it's more accessible to everyone. It's normie tier. If a new game is hyped and popular, no one is running to him for the content. They are absolutely playing it themselves.

So what do we have when MHWilds or KCD are the popular games to play? Yah everyone's playin it and do not care one fuckin bit about some dogshit Avowed rpg or sorry to say, Pirate Yakuza. He isn't the Yakuza guy anyway because I have no fuckin clue what's going on and he's doing the same thing in that as he did Avowed, ignore the story and do gta sandbox shit that is boring to watch.

I was thinking about it last night and he's actually better off playing some obscure or different thing that no one else is doing, because they are already doing it, but better. In fact, they don't even bother wasting time on the dogshit ones like him. And this guy is going to play Assassins Creed soon. Sheesh.
 
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The Kick chat is literally just a constant stream of people outright shitting on him. The (very few) left over whales REALLY need to start pulling their weight, or it won't be long before he'll openly consider to stop streaming on Kick.

EDIT: errr... DSP? Watcha doing with your hand there, buddy?

 
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Jose Cuervo said:
It’sAGundam is just about the right type of guest to invite for something like this: versed in the DSP lore but has a channel large enough to appeal to people outside of the vortex, and someone Phil can’t claim that he’s just doing it for attention (even though he will). Should be an interesting watch.
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Not to mention he is also a bit like them except he does his sperging more in his videos about movies or liberal women and sometimes mixes in a DSP meme here and there
 
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The Kick chat riot really made me laugh as it was classic Phillip.

“I’m ignoring Kick chat” he growled for the 8th time in minutes before once again sitting in silence, staring at it.

“I’m only mentioning them to show you how calm I am about it” he growls.

Like a shit substitute teacher he tried the pathetic threat of “YouTube are laughing at you, Kick chat”.

He totally lost control and had no idea what to do.
 
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Free Jasper said:
The Kick chat riot really made me laugh as it was classic Phillip.

“I’m ignoring Kick chat” he growled for the 8th time in minutes before once again sitting in silence, staring at it.

“I’m only mentioning them to show you how calm I am about it” he growls.
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Kick chat is easily the only best part of his streams besides the occasional gold dust. They are a huge pain in his ass and they are constantly shitting on him.

I love that they aren’t even sneak dissing anymore. Just shitting on him outright, as others have also noted. It’s so fucking funny. Let’s hope his greed keeps them there.
 
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The Paleblood Vessel said:
The spring sale is literally happening on steam right now you colossal faggot, instead of complaining about how there's no support for new games, go pick a handful of interesting looking games that add up to 100 bucks or so, and start streaming them. Dude claimed to like Robocop, the Terminator Resistance game is literally from the same devs, and that Viewfinder's already on his wishlist, even his pathetic streaming night yesterday would make up the cost of those two games and he'd be able to get some streams worth of stuff from them.

Or at least he would if he had a modicum of talent and/or wasn't autistic.
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PPP claims that DSP totally wants to stop playing games and I think everyone here already knows that is the case, he clearly doesn't have any interest for them anymore. Nigga has been playing games 6 days a week for like a fucking decade at this point. There is no way he isn't totally burnt out from gayming at this point and I don't think anyone can blame him for that, but he needs to find something he's actually passionate about to fill the time with and maybe cut down games to one or two days per week so he can actually get excited by them again.

But considering it is DSP he really doesn't have the charisma, personality or fortitude to do anything else that occupies as much time. That's why he chooses boring as fuck RPGs and walking simulators. He also doesn't have any actual friends he can co-op with which would make the streams more interesting and versatile (part of that is because he gets jealous if anyone else gets a modicum of attention) - he could've played classic N64 wrestling games with PPP and that would've probably been entertaining.

He should really try streaming on just alternate days for a few weeks to see how things go, he would probably end up making the same amount of money or more. Like he could try his hand at making a few tiktok clips on down days about current gayming news bullshit or something, fucking literally anything else besides whatever it is he is doing currently.

Streaming 6 days a week is a fucking hellish schedule to keep up with, especially over a fucking decade.

None of this matters anyway because he's so addicted to WWEC and shitty mobile games and booze that his dopamine receptors are burned out from overstimulation all the time. It's probably still recoverable if he made some meaningful decisions to severely cut down on booze and stopped playing mobile games for a while... but I don't see much chance of that happening.

edit: just to add, the reason he keeps getting "featured" on the Kick homepage is probably because they saw his channel is generating a ridiculous amount of revenue for the amount of viewers he gets and they likely think if he gets featured the income will increase.
 
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Kick chat STILL spamming the frog emoji. Those guys are heroes. He’s gonna flip his shit eventually at that.
Kick is hilarious. Basically a kiwi farms chat at this point.

Also; Phillip doing the cringe ‘fake nice guy’ act as he thinks 800 new viewers are watching.
They can’t chat because of your rule, you idiot. 800 people are not sat in silence admiring your amazing gameplay. They’re bots, faggot.
 
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WhoaMoses said:
Pigroach wanted a cuck mod to come save the day then decided to get his hooves dirty.

All the bans just from today so far

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When Phil's story comes to an end decades from now, I would love to see someone make a memorial similar to the Vietnam war one, of all the names that have been banned from DSP since the start of his journey.

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It'll be a memorial that spans miles.
 
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Guinan's hats said:
I'm sorry I know I'm a petty bitch but DSP was confused today by a chatter talking about shaving their balls. "I dont get it. Why would you shave your balls? tuh huh"

In case someone wants to SUCK them you dipshit dead bedroom fat whale of a wife sexless cuck bitch.
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I don't know, he whines about manscape ads so he has to understand the concept. I think he was about to say an inappropriate joke or maybe a gay joke but changed his mind and had nothing else to do but feign ignorance. He's very odd about anything remotely sexual and always has been.
 
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