DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Talk about a room temp IQ. This question is legitimately a no-brainer as long as you look at context clues.
Europe to Asia westward. Hmmmmmm, I wonder what continents are between Europe and Asia in a Westardly direction. I wonder what sea between the Atlantic and Pacific isn't a inhospitable, frozen, wasteland. Anyone have an idea here?
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The jokes write themselves lmao.
 
Comma said:
errr... DSP? Watcha doing with your hand there, buddy?
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His boomer ass still can't figure out all the new gadgets he has so I assume he was trying to do something with one of the new cameras cause anytime he holds his hand like that there seems to be an issue with a camera
 
00R-Gundam said:
Has dsp ever cotemplated doing Karaoke streams? Considering hes starting to do shit he wouldnt do, that sounds like gold dust
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COPYRIGHHHHTTTT PHIL NEEDS ALL THE MONEY COPYYYYYRIGHHHHTTTT MUSSSSIIIIC
What he should do is take money from his dents to play him in a fighting game of his choice. But oh wait he cannot because he doesn't want a whale dominating the matches that night. Or something.
Personally I think he should take 1 dollar and kill himself (i will be charging it back after the funeral).
 
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It's worth checking out the part of today where he got front page on Kick. It was right at the end of the podcast so he skipped his usual 15 minute break and went right to gameplay and was totally fake during it.

I don't know if he continued it but he was not shitting on the game for awhile there and was giving people credit for killing him and just saying he is a bad player in general all of which are a complete 180 during his usual CoD gameplay of "fucking SBMM forcing me to lag" "huh dude look I shot him 20 times this is bullshit" etc. Always fun to watch him try and skinwalk as a normal streamer.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
meh, you could say Dave is not a pedo or rapist but he is a person enraptured in ego and self-aggrandizement. He is a patient 0 of what happens when you do not discipline and let them off on their own with reckless abandon. If he was intelligent he would be dangerous and thank fuck he decided to self-isolate for a decade.
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I don't know if the story about the that Marine recruiter pushing him to join was true but that was one hell of a bullet dodged by everyone. Phil's personality mixed with officer training would have gotten a lot more then 2 rabbits and T killed.
 
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neger psykolog said:
PPP claims that DSP totally wants to stop playing games and I think everyone here already knows that is the case, he clearly doesn't have any interest for them anymore. Nigga has been playing games 6 days a week for like a fucking decade at this point. There is no way he isn't totally burnt out from gayming at this point and I don't think anyone can blame him for that, but he needs to find something he's actually passionate about to fill the time with and maybe cut down games to one or two days per week so he can actually get excited by them again.

But considering it is DSP he really doesn't have the charisma, personality or fortitude to do anything else that occupies as much time. That's why he chooses boring as fuck RPGs and walking simulators. He also doesn't have any actual friends he can co-op with which would make the streams more interesting and versatile (part of that is because he gets jealous if anyone else gets a modicum of attention) - he could've played classic N64 wrestling games with PPP and that would've probably been entertaining.

He should really try streaming on just alternate days for a few weeks to see how things go, he would probably end up making the same amount of money or more. Like he could try his hand at making a few tiktok clips on down days about current gayming news bullshit or something, fucking literally anything else besides whatever it is he is doing currently.

Streaming 6 days a week is a fucking hellish schedule to keep up with, especially over a fucking decade.

None of this matters anyway because he's so addicted to WWEC and shitty mobile games and booze that his dopamine receptors are burned out from overstimulation all the time. It's probably still recoverable if he made some meaningful decisions to severely cut down on booze and stopped playing mobile games for a while... but I don't see much chance of that happening.

edit: just to add, the reason he keeps getting "featured" on the Kick homepage is probably because they saw his channel is generating a ridiculous amount of revenue for the amount of viewers he gets and they likely think if he gets featured the income will increase.
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Dude is Gacha Brained. It has been pointed out how much he has set up everything about his streams to be some WWE wrestling gacha related shit with a battlepass but I don't want to get into much more details about it at this moment.

I got redirected to Avalanche Review videos after a raw restream and it was his actual live streams where he uses this time to get footage himself while hanging out and chillin. It was a pixelation gameboy mod for Resident Evil 1 and it got me thinking about how narrow minded DSP is.

He can still do games, but he's going to actually put in work. But he's so fuckin fried from slop that he's just incapable. He's doing the equivalent of getting fresh produce(for those who don't know produce is..) and cutting it up as soon as they get home and it gets spoiled to be thrown down the garbage disposal.

Dude really did land up in this position who doesn't really need to be here anymore. He should be thankful he doesn't have an actual boss because he would have been thrown out years ago. He is just incapable of doing anything else. Pivoting to politics, lego building, drama etc. wont ever ever ever work for him because he's just ultimately a lazy manchild who absolutely is what he claims his audience wants, ADHD who need explosions and instant gratification.

This is just off his content alone. That personality and addiction will always keep him from going anywhere.
 
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dent_whisperer said:
I don't know if the story about the that Marine recruiter pushing him to join was true but that was one hell of a bullet dodged by everyone. Phil's personality mixed with officer training would have gotten a lot more than 2 rabbits and T killed.
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The thing about him getting a position of power in the job hypotheticals is… it would NEVER happen.

He’s too retarded, too lazy and too much of a bitch to even manipulate his way to upper management. I genuinely think in all the multiverses out there, there isn’t one where he’s not a piece of shit.

Phil is destined to always be a failure. The only variable would be is maybe one version of Phil wouldn’t be a faggot.

Probably not though
 
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