Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

The Emma Dutcher account was listed in the 'Others you should check out' section of Alex's channel, which is something he has a habit of doing with his other accounts. On top of that, the anime profile picture is very similar to ones he's used on his other channels, so there's a strong chance it's him, unless it was just a random account he put in there for no reason, which would also be very weird sense he would be telling others to check out a 12 year old.
I agree with you on all of that, I still personally wouldn't confirm it as an account of his unless there's more proof though. I was pretty convinced that Joshua was Alex as well, even with voice recordings, however they're completely different autists that happen to act in almost the exact same way. There could be even more autists out there exactly like him.
I'm pretty sure that Alex made music as Johnny4Twenty. Their music was both uploaded under the same soundcloud, and his Discord name was Johnny4Twenty / Ebola Hunter. You might be thinking of LilSteeve MC.
You're completely correct.
 
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I don't hate the person who tried to kill me in Puerto Vallarta, but I do think he's really crazy which is what happens living in the slums as a drug lord.


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I do remember Encyclopedia Dramatica back when I first saw it in 2015. Though I stopped using it overtime. I think the last time I edit on there was in 2021, especially when the domains split. Those were much simpler times.

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Most people on KiwiFarms are Class III obesity. Meaning they're so fat they have to fart in order to walk. Like Null, they need to lose weight.


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Joshua Conner Moon has a BMI of around 40 meaning he is in Obesity Class III, he's so fat he has to fart in order to walk. That's roughly 10kg/m² more than me.

The worst I was is only Class I obesity. But in 2023, I was very underweight.

You can redeem yourself if you use this hashtag #LoseWeightNull and force Null to lose weight.

If he doesn't start losing weight, a black hole would form inside him. But because he has to fart in order to sit up and walk, it's almost impossible. #LoseWeightNull

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In South Korea, in order to use the escalator, you must have your waist size less than what the bar limits, otherwise you must use the stairs. I understand some people have terrible metabolism but trying is still better than nothing. In 2050. Over 40% will be so fat that they have to fart in order to walk.


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Nauru is actually the world's fattest country with well over 40% of people being so fat they have to fart in order to walk, that is not good.

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Donald Trump is promoting obesity, he is sponsored by McDonalds and Coca Cola.



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Infowars is fake news with a factuality score of -2147483648. At least MSNBC, CNN and NBC provides news.

Sure CNN may be biased and may make mistakes, but at least they provide news. All Infowars does is promote bullshit conspiracy theories.


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McDonalds will introduce the Donald Trump Meal. Here's what it will contain.



  • 10 Big Macs
  • 1kg of Cheese Fries
  • 10 Quarter Pounders
  • 100 Chicken Nuggets
  • 5 Litres of Coke
  • A Maga Hat
  • A Maga Dildo
  • A swastika flag
  • 200 Porn Bots
  • Maga Toilet Paper

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Cyraxx is such a creep, this sick fuck disturbs me, him texting to minors has me put on edge. He has such arrested development similar to that of Chris Chan or Dan Sobel. Like damn, Palestine borders Jordan while Morroco borders Algeria.

Like seriously, fuck Cyraxx.

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The fact KiwiFarms hasn't been shut down yet is crazy. The FBI should've shut it down years ago.
 
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In South Korea, in order to use the escalator, you must have your waist size less than what the bar limits, otherwise you must use the stairs. I understand some people have terrible metabolism but trying is still better than nothing. In 2050. Over 40% will be so fat that they have to fart in order to walk.
He's drunk again
 
Most people on KiwiFarms are Class III obesity. Meaning they're so fat they have to fart in order to walk. Like Null, they need to lose weight.
And now he's talking about fat people and farting. Good Lord, judging by his well known fetishes, I wouldn't be surprised if he had both a fat fetish and a fart fetish. And what is with him telling people to lose weight when he's already fat? Why doesn't he just focus on himself and lose some weight before telling others to lose weight?
 
And now he's talking about fat people and farting. Good Lord, judging by his well known fetishes, I wouldn't be surprised if he had both a fat fetish and a fart fetish. And what is with him telling people to lose weight when he's already fat? Why doesn't he just focus on himself and lose some weight before telling others to lose weight?
Real answer: Calling Alex fat really hurts his feelings because he is fat. He thinks that if he says other people are fat it will hurt their feelings as much as it hurts his.

Same reason he is saying we are all pedophiles. It makes him sad to know he is being judged for being a pedophile so he projects it into us in hope that it will hurt our feelings.

Luckily, it doesn't bother me because I am neither fat nor a pedophile.
 
Alex blames @dick brain for destroying his reputation and not the amputee loli porn he drew, and spergs about Donald Trump, Ukraine, and Null again and claims Null scammed him. A-logs Cyraxx.

I told you guys that his reputation was a big part of why he hates the farms.
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Kiwi Farms also needs to ban Dick Brain for Exposing me. Red strikethrough. It's because of him my reputation is destroyed. If he were to shut up about me, he wouldn't be scrutinized. I was already planning to leave the farms before this fuckhead exposed me.

I am never coming back but punish those who bullied me.

Also, ban everyone who bullied me with a red strikethrough too.

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Lolcow culture is a black hole of autism and psychosis. I understood that a lot of people documented on KiwiFarms are bad people but there are so many innocent people wrongfully harassed by them.

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I won't be doing anything to Sheldon or his friends. So, no copyright takedown and the likes because I appreciate them being transparent with me.

Sheldon is far more innocent that KiwiFarms because at least he expresses himself in a honest manner. Despite thinking of me as a pedophile. I'll just let him say whatever.

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I had to change shirts often in Mexico due to how humid it is, even in dry season, the humidity is awful.

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EUROPEAN LEADERS, FUCKING DO SOMETHING, ARE YOU JUST GONNA LET RUSSIA ATTACK YOU?!

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I fear of a future I would be rounded up in Trump or Putins concentration camps. Like fuck, this is scary.

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Although I wasn't always ahead of the curve. I see past the bullshit of what fascists are trying to say to us. I am a Liberal socialist. US had interventions since the 40s to destroy socialist nations to implement their ideal government.

Actually, it goes further back than that.

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It was America's job to protect Ukraine, but no, they blame Ukraine for starting the war.

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Bad take to call me out for disrespecting the fascist cunt Donald Trump. Fuck you guys.

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Antifa was right.

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If Hitler was still alive, Trump would remove sanctions off him and promote him as the supreme leader.

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It's interesting how my past retarded self supported Russia in 2022. These fascists tried to get us not to support Ukraine. Interestingly by the time I started supporting Ukraine, these fascists run an expose campaign against me. It's like all this was funded by the Kremlin itself.


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Null scammed me and everyone who donated to the litigation fund in 2023. Wake up morons. I regret donating to the litigation fund and want my 75 USD back.

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I'd never want to go near Cyraxx considering his hygiene is amongst one of the worst, like holy shit. This is near Isabella Loretta Janke bad.

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I fucking hate Cyraxx, like holy shit. His support for fascism, his racism, his extreme degeneracy, like fuck, he's so unhinged like you won't believe. I wish to never cross paths with this guy. Though I had posted on his KiwiFarms thread before being permanently banned. The only thing Cyraxx got right was his condemnation against Kiwi Farms, but holy shit.

Funny how I am in the same subforum "Internet Tough Guys" as him.

KiwiFarms is worse than Cyraxx though.

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Cyraxx must have an IQ of around 50. Like wow, I am astonished on how dumb he is.


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Even worse is that Cyraxx's parents and grandparents are child predators themselves. It reminds me a lot of this 2004 visual novel Pieta. Holy fuck I am disturbed, and I ever feel so thankful I never had a life like that. He looks like he's 60. He's probably gonna end up with early onset dementia.

He's like a prototype of a post World War 3 generation like in the 1984 film Threads.
 
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This dude is extremely upset. He should probably kill himself.

I feel over-stimulated, like some kind of autist, just from seeing the flood of retardation this retard is hurling out on social media. I think I will probably sue him for 6 gorillion octillion vigintillion dollars for upsetting me this much.

He has no right to do that. It's time to kill him. Death to this weird dude, and by death, I just mean he should get handed a child-sized ice cream sundae at Dairy Queen, and to have someone calm him down and help him to cope.

Because this dude is psycho, he's seriously in need of help. GET HELP, DUDE!

I mean I'm laughing at you, because you're hilarious, but seriously, GET HELP. Not a joke. Help could actually help you.
 
I never thought he would push me to saying I hate someone. I don't do that. I am pissed off he even made me mad enough to type that. Fuck you, Alex. You lying PoS. You being a liar to suck the forums ass then getting surprised when people are giving you shit for being the biggest two face is staggering.


@Toji Suzuhara, I still don't get his obsession with you. You bearly seemed to have even interacted with him.
Nigger he is a lolcow, and we are all strangers, no matter how friendly we are. If you are having a legit reaction instead of laughing, leave the thread for your own sake. You shouldn't fucking hate a random ass person you don't even know beyond a surface level.
 
He could always apply for MAID if Canada goes through with expanding it in 2027 for mental illness.
He should probably just do it, though. There are lots of methods publicly available. You really don't need the government's permission. You can just do it, bro! Do it! Man up, bro. Just off yourself, you disgusting pedophile!

Your obsession with raping children who have had their arms amputated means you are an extremely sick individual. You should die. You should arrange yourself for dying immediately.

There is no reason for a "person" like you even to exist. Just terminate your existence. Please.
 
Alex has been back on his Reddit account recently, mostly politics sperging like on his devientart page, occasionally refrences the farms, with a hint of a little powerleveling. Good Idea to keep a eye on it.
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I used to be on the right wing and was like that for years, When I got more mature, I realized how childish the right wing was and have gradually shifted to the left wing since the summer of last year and gotten really left wing politically in the last few months which led me to be massively condemned by right wing groups. I don't want to dehumanize the right wing, but it's hard to take them seriously.


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OP: Did you start experiencing regression at a certain age?​

Are you worried that you're regressing in your growth? I've always seemed to be a lot more mature than my peers, but at some point I started to feel like I was falling behind. And now at 22 I'm missing a lot of the important milestones for that age.

Alex: I must've felt regression by the time I reached 18. What happened on social media at that time gave me anxiety so bad I was falling far behind my peers.
twenty fucking two? fuck I thought he was 35 physically. That's a HARD 22, jesus fucking christ.
 
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I might be going full schizo but I don't care, i'm pretty sure this onion farms account might belong to Alex.

On his DeviantArt page, he just said he just joined Onion Farms, and when I checked the newest members list, the most recent username was BittersweetSymphony. Now, if you remember, his old Wikipedia name was BittersweetFools. Alex is definitely retarded enough to keep using easily trackable usernames and never learns from his mistakes, so this already seems like a strong lead.

On top of that, he mentioned being on Lounge 96, and the last thing that BittersweetSymphony was viewing on Onion Farms was a thread about someone from the Lounge 96 community. That’s way too much of a coincidence for me to ignore.
 

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why does he keeps posting on deviantart instead of making acc elsewhere
He can yell in Tumblr, but for some reason, he's autistic enough to not move to the leftist paradise, and like your average deviantArt user, dA is a haven where you can freely share your fetishes. There's Pixiv, but he went DFE on his account because of his sick fuckery.
 
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