DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

PPP says that their ultimate plan after this all failed was after wrestling mania, KC was gonna have Phil come on to watch Project 7 and drink with them, then an hour in, Frank Hassle (Sam Hyde crony that caused the whole boogie gun thing) was gonna pop on and harass Phil. But PPP got pissed at the 3 paths thing and just blew up.

PPP always wanted Frank to talk with Phil other times, but Phil was scared Frank would show up to the Snort Fort like he did Boogie's.

Dsp on fishtank when?

 

[TheTractor]

Phil made a zoo at home so he didn’t have to take Kat. Pretty easy to comprehend since the world is so evil and all

He can't take care of a basic bitch tabby cat, I'm scared to death to learn if he has additional pets: I.E the rabbit dying . That thing was probably locked in a small cage instead of having a large enclosure and died of diarreah due to stress.

If he has other pets at least it's not birds/dogs we would have heard them (thank fuck the neglect I can't fathom)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

OOPS. Now we know why Phil can't drive.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Dsp on fishtank when?

Never happening, Phil is scared to death of Frank Hassle.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Never happening, Phil is scared to death of Frank Hassle.

Imagine they offer him 50k (I know it'll never happen) would he turn it down? The TTS would actually be worth listening too. Then again I haven't watched it since S1 since they rig it for the women and simps every time.

 

[A Guy™]

Recap of the Kino Casino show from tonight. Timestamps are whatever the live VOD says at the time and if they change later I didn't nothing wrong dood. The start is mostly DSP adjacent with Mersh, Raph, RTU, and Cog mentions. I highly recommend using 2x playback speed or higher for this part.

Spoiler: This is all 100% true definitely nothing the fattest snake in the universe says would be a lie.

-20:38 show begins
-34:11 DSP specific content begins, talks about the frog torch emote spam
-36:00 Talks about DSP coping about how he always knew they were going to snake him
-37:15 Announcing ItsAGundam and DM leak show for Friday. Claims he will leak DMs for everything that PPP has said so far
-39:07 Claims he will leak every twitter DM PPP has ever had with DSP
-40:36 DSP begged to be on, even if it was just to humiliate him
-41:25 "We should've just brought him on and just raped him" -PPP(previous timestamp is required viewing for this one, just wanted to include the quote because it's so insane)
-42:40 They stop to read superchats and talk about random lolcow shit until watching a DSP video
-43:52 DSP content resumes, watching today's cope about Kino snaking him
-46:30 PPP saying he won't stop until DSP cries
-47:40 Andy states the obvious in that everything DSP does is just whining and bitching
-48:38 FELTmageddon™ is coming
-49:49 Triple Fat tried to get DSP on for one final show. Talks about how they were going to get Frank Hassle to interview him
-55:06 "Everyone likes me now" reality
-56:30 He's too retarded to do the MAGA grift
-58:06 Dave is too stupid to go along with the program
-59:04 PPP references his parents dying lie
-59:57 DSP doesn't know how to get passport
-1:00:16 Isn't it strange everyone in DSP's life is dying at the same time?
-1:01:23 He has the brain of a 13 year old boy
-1:02:00 PPP understands that the trolls don't follow the rules so emphasizing them so much is actually a negative for DSP's chat
-1:03:07 Every times you pause phil he looks like shit
-1:03:35 Dent Sea Scrolls shoutout
-1:04:30 A-U-T-I-S-M
-1:06:10 Dave thought the KC would back him up in ebeef, runon into his chat being 90% detractors
-1:08:40 hipicrosy called out
-1:09:46 gaslighting DSP into thinking his interviews went well for him
-1:11:04 "I don't know if there was anybody who was gaslight more than Phil was" - PPP
-1:12:22 "He'll never trust another person again" - PPP
-1:14:33 "I just love seeing this guy suffer" - PPP
-1:15:00-1:20:00 They do a kind of Phil recap and tease more but I'm going to bed so suck a fat one.

They are claiming there is more DSP content in the show I'm not watching until then.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He can't take care of a basic bitch tabby cat, I'm scared to death to learn if he has additional pets: I.E the rabbit dying . That thing was probably locked in a small cage instead of having a large enclosure and died of diarreah due to stress.

If he has other pets at least it's not birds/dogs we would have heard them (thank fuck the neglect I can't fathom)

Also, knowing Phil, his woman sweaters would be full of shit since birds quite literally shit everywhere at any time, not to mention he'd have peck marks on his hands since those fuckers demand scratches and in one nanosecond they start to peck you because they had enough.
Of course, this is assuming Phil just doesn't have them on a tiny ass cage as glorified ornaments for the house and they plucked themselves to death out of stress. Birds are hard, no way Phil ever took care of one.

Apparently he's really going to flash his BIOS this time, looks like the flying piggies told him to do so.

By the way his cope was "Apparently last time I did it, it didn't flash properly". As an IT guy I can tell he didn't even try cause if there was a problem while flashing his computer wouldn't even be able to work.

This is just a good example of Phil just lying for the sake of lying. He could have just said "yeah I've been busy, i'll do it later". No, he had to make a retarded lie. If you don't update your BIOS properly, you fucking brick it, it's that simple. There's no such thing as "not updating properly", either you did it or not. Also, he said he updated it without going to BIOS, which once again is such a fucking stupid lie.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I like that I can work an actual 9-5, take care of my own pets + the cat colony that lives in the alley behind our house, have a wife and family that aren't just props and still make more progress in my games than DSP can as a "professional gamer".

 

[Blorgus]

...If you don't update your BIOS properly, you fucking brick it, it's that simple. There's no such thing as "not updating properly", either you did it or not. Also, he said he updated it without going to BIOS, which once again is such a fucking stupid lie.

To be fair, playing devil's advocate here. I'd be surprised if even the ultra chinkiest mobo wasn't dual BIOS nowadays. Most manufacturers have had idiots like the pigroach RMA a bricked board enough times.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

LIVE PHIL BAN POV:
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Phil got the Killing Floor 3 drip

 

[Awssum Possum]

Asstonne, if you're reading this, I take back everything negative I said about you. This arc is gold and makes these last few months worthwhile.

I apologise — I wasn't familiar with your game.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Couple things:
1) While I believe most of the big claims PPP has made because they totally fit Phil's behavior over the years, the part about Phil not having a driver's license I question. Mr. Stickler for the Rules, Mr. Throw Trolls in Jail, Mr. Scared of his own Shadow...I find it hard to believe he drives around doing errands every week with no license. Just doesn't seem like Phil. Or maybe he just meant Phil didn't have Real ID and said the "no license" as a funny exaggeration?

2) I know PPP makes shit up at times. But I've watched way too much Phil. When he's caught looking dumb or in a lie and has no comeback, he pretends it didn't happen or calls it a meme. Since that's how he's handled the Casino repeatedly destroying him, I tend to believe PPP is mostly telling the truth and Phil has no counterargument. Could be wrong but it fits Phil's pattern of behavior.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Couple things:
1) While I believe most of the big claims PPP has made because they totally fit Phil's behavior over the years, the part about Phil not having a driver's license I question. Mr. Stickler for the Rules, Mr. Throw Trolls in Jail, Mr. Scared of his own Shadow...I find it hard to believe he drives around doing errands every week with no license. Just doesn't seem like Phil. Or maybe he just meant Phil didn't have Real ID and said the "no license" as a funny exaggeration?

2) I know PPP makes shit up at times. But I've watched way too much Phil. When he's caught looking dumb or in a lie and has no comeback, he pretends it didn't happen or calls it a meme. Since that's how he's handled the Casino repeatedly destroying him, I tend to believe PPP is mostly telling the truth and Phil has no counterargument. Could be wrong but it fits Phil's pattern of behavior.

I think hes exaggerating/mocking Phil for not being able to drive without glasses

 

[00R-Gundam]

I like that I can work an actual 9-5, take care of my own pets + the cat colony that lives in the alley behind our house, have a wife and family that aren't just props and still make more progress in my games than DSP can as a "professional gamer".

Cool story bro but can you do 20 push ups in 25 seconds? No? Thought so.

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

OOPS. Now we know why Phil can't drive.

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How the fuck does this Connecticut homosexual not have any government ID other than his SSN? This nigga is even lower than niggercattle.

 

[CannedBacon]

In typical pigroach luck, Rend returns out of nowhere to save the streak. Isn't he a KC tard? Ppp needs to wrangle his dents

 

[lupinthethird]

OOPS. Now we know why Phil can't drive.

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Also explains why he can only do errands on his mom-wife's days off.
That's a pretty huge revelation

 

[shekelshoah666]

I think hes exaggerating/mocking Phil for not being able to drive without glasses

I know IRL people who had issues with the Real ID shit (They were all literal boomers btw) so it's not surprising that a retard like DSP is having issues.

I just turned on their kick and they are watching another video about DSP's recent streams.

 

[millais]

How the fuck does this Connecticut homosexual not have any government ID other than his SSN? This nigga is even lower than niggercattle.

Fat Kat drives - no DL needed.
He never intends to take her on the Japanese honeymoon - no passport needed.
He doesn't read books - no library card needed.

He probably has his wallet full of predatory high interest credit cards again.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

To be fair, playing devil's advocate here. I'd be surprised if even the ultra chinkiest mobo wasn't dual BIOS nowadays. Most manufacturers have had idiots like the pigroach RMA a bricked board enough times.

Yeah, that's fair, MOBOs now have a Flash backup function (for those who don't know, it usually is a little button on the IO, the place with all the USB ports and whatnot) in case power goes out while updating.
Still, what is easier to believe? That Phil fucked up a BIOS update, restored it using this backup button and didn't bitch about it for an hour? Or he just didn't do it because he's lazy and made up a lie as usual? This fucker isn't even running some kind of fan/temp monitor on any computer he has, it's all RGB faggotry.