Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I might be going full schizo but I don't care, i'm pretty sure this onion farms account might belong to Alex.

On his DeviantArt page, he just said he just joined Onion Farms, and when I checked the newest members list, the most recent username was BittersweetSymphony. Now, if you remember, his old Wikipedia name was BittersweetFools. Alex is definitely retarded enough to keep using easily trackable usernames and never learns from his mistakes, so this already seems like a strong lead.

On top of that, he mentioned being on Lounge 96, and the last thing that BittersweetSymphony was viewing on Onion Farms was a thread about someone from the Lounge 96 community. That’s way too much of a coincidence for me to ignore.
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Immediately starts off with weird questions about the sun. This is definitely him. Lounge96 account
 
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1-hour Zer0h redesign rough sketch challenge.
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Going to do the full artwork in 1 hour, totaling 2 hours before I'm going back into request sketches. This is a reflex challenge that Alex can't even reach, because he is autistic, and has baby-level of art skills and techniques. Enjoy art detention and flexing torture, stlaker child.
 
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Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled Alex social media updates



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Threads must make sense and must be about a topic people would want to contribute to. If you are an actual retard, post in Q&A.

I don't know when this trend of shitting up my site started but fuck off.
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He is referencing this post by Null here, another instance of him accidentally confirming he still browses the site that he is definitely BittersweetfoolsSymphony
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Null complaining that people keep shitting up his website like a baby. Lol, he deserves it. Fuck his forum. People should spam and shit it up like there's no tomorrow.

His workplace smells like crap because he has to fart in order to walk and he had to use so much gas on the treadmill.

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Being an anime armless neko boy/girl chilling with other anime armless neko's would be the afterlife I want. In interesting liminal spaces.

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I known KiwiFarms was powered by XenForo when I received my first ban in 2023. Does XenForo have the power to #DropKiwiFarms

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Amazing. I found Bargain Bin Laden in Lounge 96.

@Glowie
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I only like interacting with my friends at this point. Oh, And I hope Glowie gets Halal'd.


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If a website can't treat me with reverence, it has got to go. That's the rules.

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The most fun I had on a website was probably Twitch. I carefully pick who are the most chill people on, it helps me pass the time during chaotic situations, though it has been the grounds for parasocial Relationship.

KiwiFarms has truly made me realize how little I needed to express myself on Social Media. Most of my social media's are private. I rarely interact anymore because of the volatile nature of the internet. It's an emotionally damaging experience. But I have made some friends. But I also made a lot of enemies. I've been trying to cut down on my social activity since Summer of last year.

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The people who bullied me on KiwiFarms, I wonder, where would they be if there were no KiwiFarms? It was the most toxic website out of all.

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Going on OnionFarms and Lounge 96 reminds me a lot of the ending in the 1998 film Happiness.

I seen familiar faces. NekoRightsActivist and Bargain Bin Laden.

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Social Media fucks with your mind but it's extremely hard to quit cold turkey. You'd have to adjust to leaving slowly but surely so things don't feel strange. It's like an Internet Detox.
 
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I find it very funny how he has to repeat the same phrase over and over again because of his autism, especially combined with how much projection he's doing in this video. "Everyone is terminally online now and it sucks!" says the man with over 160 accounts, who does indeed suck.

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So much talk Ukraine from Alex. That's old news, Alex. You have to worry about the poor Palestinians if you want any leftists to join your cause.
 
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Alex apparently had a run in with the couch cuck (@FuckYou) during his ED days.
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I remember back in 2015, I was writing an Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Lynn Ann. A creepy girl obsessed with the columbine shooter Eric Harris and she has the some of the creepiest plastic surgery, then William Atchison wrote a message on my wall thanking me for making this article. Little did I know that 2 years later he would shoot up a school in Aztec, New Mexico killing 2 people before killing himself when he couldn't get past a couch. I was never banned from Encyclopedia Dramatica though I don't use it anymore.

I don't hate Encyclopedia Dramatica by the way. But I never used their forums.
 
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bear hammer said:
Alex apparently had a run in with the couch cuck (@FuckYou) during his ED days.
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I remember back in 2015, I was writing an Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Lynn Ann. A creepy girl obsessed with the columbine shooter Eric Harris and she has the some of the creepiest plastic surgery, then William Atchison wrote a message on my wall thanking me for making this article. Little did I know that 2 years later he would shoot up a school in Aztec, New Mexico killing 2 people before killing himself when he couldn't get past a couch. I was never banned from Encyclopedia Dramatica though I don't use it anymore.

I don't hate Encyclopedia Dramatica by the way. But I never used their forums.
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Damn. That's an unexpected crossover.

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Sperg Spectating said:
I find it very funny how he has to repeat the same phrase over and over again because of his autism, especially combined with how much projection he's doing in this video. "Everyone is terminally online now and it sucks!" says the man with over 160 accounts, who does indeed suck.

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So much talk Ukraine from Alex. That's old news, Alex. You have to worry about the poor Palestinians if you want any leftists to join your cause.
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bear hammer said:
I wonder, where would they be if there were no KiwiFarms? It was the most toxic website out of all.
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I would be on another website on the internet you retarded autist. It's far from the most toxic website, you are just an insufferable fat retard who had shitty OPSEC and couldn't shut the fuck up for once.
 
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Holy fuck this guy
this is what the leafs are like nowadays huh, even the ones that visit the farms?
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No. This freak does NOT in the slightest way represent Canadian Kiwis. There are a shitton of us, most of whom dont give a shit about politics, we're here to laugh at lolcows what ever their nationality.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
No. This freak does NOT in the slightest way represent Canadian Kiwis. There are a shitton of us, most of whom dont give a shit about politics, we're here to laugh at lolcows what ever their nationality.
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Fucking missed the word kiwi here and started writing out how Alex is the savior of North America, hand picked by Trudeau himself to secure a continent free of hate speech and fascists.

Alex is in fact the best Canada has to offer, the blueprint from which all great Canadians are molded. He will stop the evil fascist Donald Trump, he will stop that dastardly character known as "Null", and he will enjoy lots of amputated anime boys. You wait and see you evil kiwi, Alex Hogendorp will have the last laugh. You think he's on vacation in Mexico? No that's just doing some off-screen training and raising his power level. When he returns to Canada he will be stronger than ever before, not even that nazi Elon Musk will be able to stop him. As long as no one figures out Alex's weakness, North America will become the anti-capitalist pro-trans anti-white utopia it was always supposed to be. What's Alex's Achilles' heel you ask? It's his ears.
 
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I only like interacting with my friends at this point
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Alex says as he uses DeviantArt to talk to us and only us to evade his ban.
KiwiFarms has truly made me realize how little I needed to express myself on Social Media. Most of my social media's are private. I rarely interact anymore because of the volatile nature of the internet. It's an emotionally damaging experience. But I have made some friends. But I also made a lot of enemies. I've been trying to cut down on my social activity since Summer of last year.
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Alex says as he makes dozens of posts a day sharing his autistic feelings and ideas.

Alex sure does like using farts and poo and insults. Does he realize that once he's surrounded by armless child catboys that nobody has the ability to wipe their ass or even get their pants off to go to the bathroom. The entire place would smell like shit. This is Alex's idea of heaven.
 
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