Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Is he going to school, or has Tess continued to lock him in a room with an iPad and called it "homeschooling"?

day. If he skips enough school, CA truancy will get involved-taking care of mom is not an excused absence. But he’ll have to miss a couple of weeks before calls start coming, then automated letters, and after 40 days the DA gets involved. (This might depend on district but I think it’s state law. Attendance is sent directly to the government and is audited regularly.) After enough time, a truency officer will knock
California has extremely lax homeschooling regulations. If she really has decided that Bowie is going to enter his “caring for Mommy when he isn’t locked in his room with his iPad as company” arc, all she has to do is submit written intent to homeschool with Bowie’s current school and file a Private School Affidavit with the state, available online. No oversight, no annual testing, no checks that she is actually educating him, no taking attendance. Nothing. It would be up to her discretion to educate him and since she’s not going to survive to see him graduate high school anyway, I could absolutely see her not giving a fuck about that far off future time.
Everyone below has made their predictions.





Place bets now!
Temecula is too conservative and too expensive. Ditto Murrieta. Hemet is still my favorite prediction for TESS although I shudder at the thought of Bowie playing in front of a crackden on Floria Avenue. Mojave is a good one too. Lancaster or Moreno Valley are more likely than Hemet, because they are slightly less embarrassing. Other contenders are Yucca Valley, Landers, or if I was being really cruel maybe somewhere like El Centro.
 
It's going to be hard for Tess to bend over cakes with that injury. She'll need some sort of sling and harness system. Maybe a rack hanging from the ceiling, plus one of those dolphin slings they use to get porpoises on airplanes when they transfer zoos.
There's some real weird fuckers out there that would be incredibly into this. It's a very specific fetish that these men are willing to pay a lot of money to indulge. If Tess has a brain in her head she'll quietly market herself as SSBBW/immobile and tap into that particular pay-per-view market.
 
I’m curious as to why she went to the Emergency Room. She had time to think about it first, she packed terrible snacks for herself and her child, and posted a video all between the time of the injury and when she sought treatment. She clearly wasn’t in such a high level of pain where her only concern was getting to a doctor immediately. Why go to the ER instead of an urgent care clinic, if the need was immediate enough for same-day treatment (presumably), but you had time to pack, and you’re clearly not that bothered? Is it because urgent care clinics typically require proof of insurance or cash up front for services? If an ER has to stabilize a person despite their inability to pay, I wonder if she went to the ER because she couldn’t afford treatment otherwise? I doubt she’ll have the money for follow-up care, but that’s a separate issue.

The normal weight person I know had a full ACL tear with a torn meniscus, and the injury hurt a lot in the moment, but only briefly. She thought it was a sprain, except she couldn’t control her leg afterwards.

The pain gradually got a lot worse over time, as the knee took more and more wear and tear from being unstable. It took some time for anybody to realise it was not a mere sprain.

This could be why a ligament injury didn’t immediately cause an emergency room visit - it gets worse over time, and you slowly realise it’s pretty disastrous and getting progressively worse.

Two ton Tess could have a very unstable knee painful knee from a less severe tear as there is so much extra weight on the ligament.
 
The normal weight person I know had a full ACL tear with a torn meniscus, and the injury hurt a lot in the moment, but only briefly. She thought it was a sprain, except she couldn’t control her leg afterwards.
If knee ligaments are anything like the ankle/foot ligaments, it’s the partial tears that hurt and send you to a Dr, because they are still attached and under strain while damaged. A full tear is destabilising but doesn’t usually hurt because there is no strain on the ligament. I’ve had a full tear ATFL for at least the last decade. Beyond the initial snap, it’s never given me any grief, and doesn’t need to be repaired as I am beyond active sports days. The ortho told me that repairing the ligament would cause a lot more issues in recovery that I would risk by just leaving it detached.
 
I didn't even consider the possibility that she hasn't had surgery yet. I thought that's what the bedrest was for. Ligaments of the knee, like the MCL, ACL, and Meniscus, simply don't heal on their own.
My personal observation is that if it's not life-threatening, and especially if you have shitty insurance, getting needed surgery lined up can take a while. My stepdad, who I mentioned earlier, had good insurance and no complicating factors, and had MCL surgery five days after the initial injury, at a surgical center outside the hospital that originally saw him; IIRC, that was considered quick.

Tess is a massive deathfat who poses a high anesthesia risk as well as difficulties in performing the surgery itself. Then there's the high potential for post-op complications. We don't know what other health conditions she has—namely, diabetes or CV issues. And you can't tell me she has good insurance.

So she may be stuck waiting until they can find an anesthesiologist willing to put her under, and an orthopedic surgeon willing to do the job, and she's probably going to have to have it done in a hospital, given that she's a high-risk patient. If it's not a complete tear, she may never get surgery, even if it's warranted, just because her obesity poses so many problems.

Evie Noor/Finding Evie, who has her own thread here, waited for months in hospital to have a broken ankle put back together because she's fatter than Tess and finding a willing surgeon took a while. She didn't like wearing the fatty-modified boot brace she was given post-op, which left her with a permanently fucked-up ankle she can only walk a few steps on at a time. Honestly, I expect Tess to end up the same way.

I imagine apartment hunting in LA is slightly similar to NYC where the cheaper apartments are like on a higher floor with no elevator. That living place needs to be on the ground or have an elevator, she is so fucked by this.
Cheaper apartments in LA are in shittier outlying areas, or else are crappy older buildings, mostly from the '50s-'80s, that either haven't been rehabbed, or have undergone a cheap rehab/condo conversion job (where Tess currently lives is the latter; it was originally a house built in the '20s).

Keep in mind that NYC developed vertically, with lots of low- and mid-rise walk-up buildings before steel framing and elevators made high-rise apartments possible, while LA developed outward, because its big bursts of growth all happened after the automobile came along. So there are lots and lots of older 1-3 story apartment buildings in LA, and finding a ground-floor unit with no steps is possible. There's also been a huge push over the last decade to build mid- and high-rise apartments, which all have elevators (IIRC, the ADA stipulates that any commercial or multi-family building three stories or higher has to have at least one), and a certain number have to be set aside for low-income tenants. So if Tess ends up on disability and qualifies for Section 8 housing, she could end up living in a halfway decent newer building with an elevator again.

She lives in a newer building, there's an elevator.
She's not in that building any more; she moved out suddenly in January and was semi-homeless, AirBnB'ing it for a month until she got her current place—which is on the ground floor of a converted house, but still has a couple of steps to the front door.

Evie also was extra-fucked by trying to heal in a brace that was way too small for her.
Evie decided the brace was too uncomfortable and quit wearing it.

I'm not convinced she was ever going to get a great result from that surgery, but she sure as hell didn't help matters.
 
There's some real weird fuckers out there that would be incredibly into this.
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Maybe they sent her home to lose wait for surgery, but really, I concur with a couple of the above posts: she's likely making a minor tear into a look at me big deal.

I'd love to hear a behind the scenes profesionals involved recap of her evaluation/appointment. Given her glowing personaliy and overbearing know everythingness, I don't expect she gave many accurate answers or accepted recommendations.

Fatty tweaked her knee. How bad, who knows. She doesn't seem terribly concerned (her ignorance is taken into account, but still). Is a surgical solution possible? Maybe. Would PT be helpful? No. Not with her as the patient. One thing I haven't seen mentioned in this bedbound arc: having a knee tear at a normal weight can make turning over in bed a goddamned agony involving all your other limbs to assist. Then, when you are getting on the mend, immobility actually makes it worse (stiffness/pain/annoyance). A very unfortunate injury for a bedbound/inactive individual.
 
Fatty tweaked her knee. How bad, who knows. She doesn't seem terribly concerned (her ignorance is taken into account, but still).
Do the ER doctors even know? There’s been no mention of of an MRI or CT Scan, and they’d need one to confirm that diagnosis. A detail I would have expected Tess not to miss if she had one. Did they even have a machine available that had a table rated to her weight?

Could be the doctors just told her something along the lines of “Your weight makes a ligament tear a possibility. Here’s a splint, go home and rest it. Come back in a few weeks if there’s no improvement and we’ll book further tests. Meanwhile lose some damn weight because you’re currently too fat for surgery even if it would be appropriate.” Of course the queen of HAES isn’t going to tell us that she absolutely did get the weightloss lecture with this kind of injury, or that she was too fat and heavy for the sliding scanner table, if they didn’t have a fatarse open MRI machine available.

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having a knee tear at a normal weight can make turning over in bed a goddamned agony involving all your other limbs to assist.
So is getting up and down on the toilet. That’s why chair raisers and grab bars are so invaluable.
 
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Meanwhile lose some damn weight because you’re currently too fat for surgery even if it would be appropriate.” Of course the queen of HAES isn’t going to tell us that she absolutely did get the weightloss lecture with this kind of injury, or that she was too fat and heavy for the sliding scanner table, if they didn’t have a fatarse open MRI machine available.
Is that why she was posting the stuff about the doctor and the lose weight stuff a day or so back?
 
Is that why she was posting the stuff about the doctor and the lose weight stuff a day or so back?
One of the biggest reasons patients opt for WLS is to get under the required BMIs for knee (<35), foot (<30), and to a lesser extent hip (<40) surgeries. Those are pretty accepted across the board in Australia and I doubt they’d be much higher in other countries. Orthopaedic surgeons are sticklers for BMI gatekeeping. They don’t want their good work undone or their results underrated by morbidly obese patients. They want the highest success rates they can get, so will only operate on those most likely to have the best results, unless of course it’s a life threatening emergency like a broken hip is.

You can bet your last dollar Tess got the lose weight talk, and likely the bariatric surgery one as well. She can’t really rant about it without admitting it, but she can vague post the reactions she knows she’ll get in her comments. She knows that injury is due to her weight, and she even admitted it. Claimed they told her that her barge arse was the reason for a tear. Watch her try to walk it back though.

ETA: She was likely being sarcastic, but that doesn’t come across in her written word. It also would indicate that the doctors did say the injury was due to her enormous weight.
 
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I don't see her and opiates getting along.
I don't know how it is in CA but in much of the rest of the country you have to sign a contract and agree to random drug testing to get anything more than Advil.
BTW alcohol and marijuana are considered drugs.
Test positive for those and kiss your pills good bye.

Once she figures out that hurting less feels good, I don't see her having the will power to not eat up all her pills like they are candy.

That leads to dealing with "street pharmacists" and that leads to you pissing hot on a drug test (They can tell the difference between opiates. Unless she lucked out and got prescribed fentanyl it would show up on a test. Even if that's what she is on they would be able to tell the difference between a prescribed dose and a recreational one).

The other danger of "street pharmacists" is once in a while you may get more than you paid for. Either a hotter dose of what you thought you were buying or something entirely different.

In addition to all her other heath problems, I would say her not breathing due to opiate overdose is a real possibility.

I hope Bowie isn't the one that finds her if this happens.
 
Ah but it is because you’re fat Tessie.

According to this source overweight people are >4 times more likely to get MCL injuries.
Mega fats don’t want to admit that their obesity is like smoking: it creates problems but also makes all other medical problems worse. So yes, your pneumonia/torn ligament/back pain is attributable to your weight and the doctor knew that the second you walked in.
 
The normal weight person I know had a full ACL tear with a torn meniscus, and the injury hurt a lot in the moment, but only briefly. She thought it was a sprain, except she couldn’t control her leg afterwards.
I had a "minor" tear last year and at first I thought it was sprain, then after a day or so it hurt like hell. I was still off my feet for two weeks and took about four-five months to fully heal. If it's absolutely miserable for a normal weight person and takes a few months to fully heal, then I can't imagine how it'll affect a ham planet like Ten Ton Tessie. Either she's going to turn her life around or she's going to absolutely bloat and become a full time opiod addict. And I suspect her ego won't allow her to admit that she needs to lose weight so... yeah.

But look on the bright side - feeders absolutely LIVE for a disabled fat woman who can do nothing but lay in bed and gain weight. She could get a lot of new paypigs if she puts her mind to it.
 
This insufferable bitch really thinks she did something with that amateur night slam poetry bullshit. She truly is nothing more than a washed up, delusional try-hard, clinging onto her 15 mins of fame in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

That wasn’t all, either.

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I’m only going to feel bad for Bowie when she inevitably lays in a pile of her own shit.
 
I’m curious as to why she went to the Emergency Room. She had time to think about it first, she packed terrible snacks for herself and her child, and posted a video all between the time of the injury and when she sought treatment. She clearly wasn’t in such a high level of pain where her only concern was getting to a doctor immediately. Why go to the ER instead of an urgent care clinic, if the need was immediate enough for same-day treatment (presumably), but you had time to pack, and you’re clearly not that bothered? Is it because urgent care clinics typically require proof of insurance or cash up front for services? If an ER has to stabilize a person despite their inability to pay, I wonder if she went to the ER because she couldn’t afford treatment otherwise? I doubt she’ll have the money for follow-up care, but that’s a separate issue.

Urgent care doctors that will write pain med prescriptions are thin on the ground, at least at an ER there's a chance, plus ERs don't require payment on the spot, they just bill you.
 
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