Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I've been following this thread and on PULL's one for at least a month. Just made an account here.
I have so much to say but I will just leave this draw I did trying to summarize all my feelings...

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I'm laughing my ass off comparing the masterpiece above to his self-insert character in the update videos. Just imagine if he'd use THAT character instead. The tone of the videos would be so much more accurate to his actual (shitty) personality as well.

Your animu-senpai persona is not fooling anyone, Eva.
 
One of Alex's ex-volunteers made a tumblr post explaining that they left him (maybe i should archive it?): http://wunkolo.tumblr.com/post/157727296217

It's an interesting read but there is not much we didn't already know sadly except for this one in special:



Oh how curious, Alex actually asked his volunteers to make models based after PORN GAMES!



>I'm a perverted sexual deviant, and I absolutely love to perv on sexy video game girls and anime girls.

Wew lads, looks like Twitch was right all along! There it is, the undeniable proof that Yandere Simulator IS a fetish game.
Remember: Archive everything that is incriminating, we have no idea whether it will get deleted or not. Considering Eva's influence, assume evidence will not stay for long...ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!
 
He's picky about hookers, so what do you expect?

if he knew how to he'd be on the dark web trying to pick up a virgin teenage girl...and likely not be smart about it and (finally) end up nailed by the FBI by going on a honeypot site.

...In a sex slave kind of way, or...?
 
As a sex slave if not a virgin, though I guess? though if he got a virgin she'd be slightly less likely to be constantly raped? idk from reading those screencaps he'd go for that kinda shit ether way?
 
As a sex slave if not a virgin, though I guess? though if he got a virgin she'd be slightly less likely to be constantly raped? idk from reading those screencaps he'd go for that kinda shit ether way?

Only OK if he does the raping.

Remember, if any other man has so much as touched her she is no longer worthy of getting fucked by Alex Mahan.
 
Just like his game. He wants his game to be super serious 4edgy8me but has pantyshot as a form of currency. It's supposed to be a social stealth game but wants to implement Yakuza-style melee combat
It's crazy how many alternatives there are to the panty mechanic that Eva just refuses to even hear. Just off the top of my head i thought replace the panty shots with having to steal a personal item from the characters. Each would provide a big enough currency buff that it wouldn't be necessary to steal from all of them but you can pick which npc interests you, follow them around and learn what item they're attached to and why (Like that totally not a succubus's ring) then wait for a chance to nab it, deliver it to info Chan so she can ransom it back. Not perverted, optional how much you want to do it rather than having to take a panty shot of every single girl and could give players a chance to bond with certain npcs like they did with Kokona, giving evas game more depth and creating a fandom which is something he would really want.
That took all of thirty seconds to think up and there are dozens of better, easier options available. C'mon man.
Edited to add jeez you can even have varying difficulty with this method for varying rewards, like stealing a girls favourite hair bobble which she leaves lying around all the time yields a super low reward whereas stealing a piece of jewelry belonging to a students deceased parent that they very, very rarely seperate with and notice immediately when its gone can yield a larger reward, im on a roll here.
 
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How the fuck would you even use panty shots as currency if theres only like 12 girls in the entire school and some of the favors cost like 100 pantyshots.
If I'm not mistaken, he plans to have more than 100 generic students in the final game. Good fucking luck, considering how shitty the frame rate with the current number of students.
 
I like how he had to put fix the FPS rate in the fucking poll. That should already be a priority to get on, And his fanbase ignorant before they widened their eyes after the chill and heated poll pick "More students", Which is part of the reason why the game is laggy as all hell as well as his code and the objects he places in the game, then doesn't know how to delete it so he hides the texture in the literal air from screenshots I've seen.

(The shadows above the grass behind the school, etc.)
 
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