Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

It's actually kinda unfortunate that Alex found out we dug up his Onion Farms and Lounge96 accounts so quickly. If he stayed oblivious, he probably would've kept making funny or revealing posts. Now we’re just gonna get another meltdown instead of more unfiltered Alex lore. :(

 
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bear hammer said:
It's actually kinda unfortunate that Alex found out we dug up his Onion Farms and Lounge96 accounts so quickly. If he stayed oblivious, he probably would've kept making funny or revealing posts. Now we’re just gonna get another meltdown instead of more unfiltered Alex lore. :(

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I wouldn't worry too much about Alex stopping posting embarrassing information about himself online. He's done it for like a decade. I highly doubt he's going to stop. He has stated that he cannot stop. He's addicted to the Internet and needs the attention.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I wouldn't worry too much about Alex stopping posting embarrassing information about himself online. He's done it for like a decade. I highly doubt he's going to stop. He has stated that he cannot stop. He's addicted to the Internet and needs the attention.
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Oh yeah, I'm not saying he'd stop posting embarrassing stuff about himself at all. That's a given. It's just that we will probably miss out on seeing how he would interact with a new community, if he’d make the same mistakes as he did here, how the new community would react to Alex's shenanigans, and what kind of stuff he'd say that he probably wouldn't post on his DeviantArt. That's the interesting part, and I am bummed we will probably miss out on that if he decides to never use it.
 
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Manuel Noriega said:
I went ahead and archived all of Sheldon's videos on preservetube

Punished Sheldon Donner complete archive
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This explains alot.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I wouldn't worry too much about Alex stopping posting embarrassing information about himself online. He's done it for like a decade. I highly doubt he's going to stop. He has stated that he cannot stop. He's addicted to the Internet and needs the attention.
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These diseased pedophiles like Alex don't see anything wrong with spastically jerking off to amputated children. They don't realize absolutely everyone views sick freaks like them as belonging in a trash compactor. That's why he is constantly ranting about how much he wants to jack off to amputated children and posting illegal child porn of them (at least it is CP in Canada where he lives).
bear hammer said:
Oh yeah, I'm not saying he'd stop posting embarrassing stuff about himself at all. That's a given. It's just that we will probably miss out on seeing how he would interact with a new community, if he’d make the same mistakes as he did here, how the new community would react to Alex's shenanigans, and what kind of stuff he'd say that he probably wouldn't post on his DeviantArt. That's the interesting part, and I am bummed we will probably miss out on that if he decides to never use it.
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At some point, wherever he goes, he'll start ranting about Kiwi Farms and how we viciously threw him off just for being a disgusting pedophile rapist creep who wants to fuck armless children in bondage.
 
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Alex Declares Himself the Ultimate Internet Warrior, Vows to Destroy Kiwi Farms With His 115 IQ.​


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I will achieve in shutting down KiwiFarms and banning another site like it.


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You have to hate KiwiFarms. Never respect anything that is a threat to me.


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People on KiwiFarms are supposed to click on the IP logger, they were putting my life in danger, they need karma.


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I have an IQ of 115 from an IQ test I took not too long ago. I remember playing with derivative functions in calculus and it's like one of the most amazing things. I'm actually pretty good at math. Fascists often question math and think it is useless. PEDMAS or PEMDAS? Ever think about that?

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Every once in awhile, I'd fidget with Rubik's cubes. I've actually posted some videos of me solving them. It's actually really easy, you can just look up a tutorial and YouTube. That's what I did and that was how I was able to solve them. Known how to solve them since 2013.

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I love playing with arithmetics. It just opens my mind to the endless possibilities of numbers.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Alex sure does like using farts and poo and insults. Does he realize that once he's surrounded by armless child catboys that nobody has the ability to wipe their ass or even get their pants off to go to the bathroom. The entire place would smell like shit. This is Alex's idea of heaven.
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ChonkyNeko said:
If we wanna follow Alex's retarded lore, i'm pretty sure they would say "Come and fucking take it".
Shall not be infringed.
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Edit: Fuck it, you get two.

"So anyway, Suhail, i started blasting."
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I was just making a joke about letting them have arms but this is fine too.
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Alex Declares Himself the Ultimate Internet Warrior, Vows to Destroy Kiwi Farms With His 115 IQ.
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Xev said:
An internet IQ test? I'll bite. Let's say it is 115. That's nothing to brag about. When I was a kid you needed a 130 minimum to get into the gifted program. Dude over here acting like he's a mensa level retard instead of actual retard with sub 80 IQ.
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I had a professional iq test in my youth (13 years old) and i reached 108 iq.
That doesn't make me a genius (anxiety disorder ftw) but i can learn & process very quick if wanted.

Alex doesn't even read the disclaimer about cybersecurity. That makes him a huge retarded manchild whitey piece of literal crap with AIDS & Herpes.
 
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