Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
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In case you need another reason to hate Jack, he has now insulted Frankie MacDonald, an infinitely more talented creator than Jack will ever be.

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>tmw you go from youtube "superstar" to punching up at a random down syndrome tard because you are jealous of his talent, his popularity, and ability to use both arms
 
In case you need another reason to hate Jack, he has now insulted Frankie MacDonald, an infinitely more talented creator than Jack will ever be.

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Never heard of Frankie before but I read his wiki and it was wholesome. Unless I'm missing something then lots of words apply here to Jack -- childish, uncouth, unable to read the room, etc. -- but honestly plain ol' nasty and mean work too. Frankie's dream job (which incidentally is a public service: weatherman) got him merch, a book and a creator award, and for some reason Jack, "the nicest guy on the internet," wants to punch down.

In reality though Jack is punching up. And I say "for some reason," but it's the merch, book, and creator award that tell why (envy).
 
In case you need another reason to hate Jack, he has now insulted Frankie MacDonald, an infinitely more talented creator than Jack will ever be.

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Unlike Jack, Frankie is capable of eating an indefinite amount of invisible hotdogs without gaining weight or feeding an internalized cryptid and he also did not kill Trayvon Martin.
 
Jack reviews Jesus movie and spends most of it comparing to some Jesus show. He even has a new brand for his reviews

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Soying out over Daddy Donald

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Dickriding Elon

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Soying out over things that will never happen

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But Jack I thought astronauts going to space was all fake

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The fact that his silver cross doesn't turn a glowing red-white and cause him to burst into flames is proof to me that there is no God.
God allows humans to have free will and show the rest of the world what degeneracy and stupidity in action look like. It’s a shame no one in Jack’s life (to our knowledge) has pulled him aside and told him the truth: That he is the worst possible human advertisement for Christianity and has probably turned quite a few people away from theism altogether.
 
God allows humans to have free will and show the rest of the world what degeneracy and stupidity in action look like. It’s a shame no one in Jack’s life (to our knowledge) has pulled him aside and told him the truth: That he is the worst possible human advertisement for Christianity and has probably turned quite a few people away from theism altogether.
Problem is anyone capable of saying such a thing to Fatty, probably isn't someone willing to be near him long enough to see just how bad he actually is. Even his church friends, most of them seem to just bounce from his life after a few weeks never to be seen again. Plus such a person would also need to somehow get through Fatty's ego and I doubt anyone with any sense would be willing to stick around long enough to make an attempt even if they were able to make a statement in the first place. If anyone were capable of delivering a wake-up call to Fatty, it would have happened years ago.
 
I have to think that when Tammy demanded that Jack convert to Megachurchianity, it was an easy sell. He was always a narcissistic prick, but now whenever someone calls him out for his bullshit, he gets to hide behind his crucifix necklace while yelling "I'VE READ THE BIBLE EIGHT TIMES". It's a much easier escape from ego injury than the non-religious, yet it's also not substantially different from the secular normie going "don't judge, y'all don't know me". God may be our final judge, and men may be fallen, but that doesn't mean you should ignore everyone when they're all telling you you're being a retarded asshole.
 
In case you need another reason to hate Jack, he has now insulted Frankie MacDonald, an infinitely more talented creator than Jack will ever be.

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Fatty has to lidurully rely on Mommywife for 100% of his finances and daily mobility. Frankie is out there living his best life independently pursuing his passion for weather, fuck you Jack.

Relevant for Jack:
 
What did he mean by this?

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On a recent stream he said that if you are on the political right, you just use the term woke for anything you don't like. In the same way, the political left say everything they don't like is racist. In this tweet, he's saying that the left call people racist, while being blind to their own anti-white racism.

It's a real swiss-cheese-brained take.
 
On a recent stream he said that if you are on the political right, you just use the term woke for anything you don't like. In the same way, the political left say everything they don't like is racist. In this tweet, he's saying that the left call people racist, while being blind to their own anti-white racism.

It's a real swiss-cheese-brained take.
It's confusing when Jack says it cause who is he trying to fool at being moderate when he screams about woke agendas for every movie whether they have them or not
 
It's confusing when Jack says it cause who is he trying to fool at being moderate when he screams about woke agendas for every movie whether they have them or not
He's an ouroboros of bitchiness. Bitch about people using the word "woke" too much. Then bitch about movies while you yourself use the word "woke" five times in 40 seconds. Then bitch again that you wish people would stop saying "woke" because it has lost all meaning.

Jack doesn't hold any belief sincerely. He just lives to spew bile.
 
Jack doesn't hold any belief sincerely. He just lives to spew bile.
Exactly this. Jack doesn't want to be right. He doesn't want to be factual, he doesn't want to be entertaining, he doesn't want to be educational, he doesn't want to be controversial, he doesn't want to be political, he doesn't want to be any of these things.

Jack wants to be Mad. In every meaning of the word, Mad.

Jack wants to go Mad every time he eats, beyond mere human portions. Jack wants to be Mad about the quality of the food and service, Jack wants to be Mad about the prices and the people. Jack wants to be Mad about the latest inconvenience, but Jack would also be Mad if he had nothing to be Mad about, complaining that its too quiet and the other shoes about to drop. If Jack had access to the Big Red Button, he'd go MAD on everyone he thinks has ever wronged him.
 
On a recent stream he said that if you are on the political right, you just use the term woke for anything you don't like. In the same way, the political left say everything they don't like is racist. In this tweet, he's saying that the left call people racist, while being blind to their own anti-white racism.

It's a real swiss-cheese-brained take.
As you have described it, it's perfectly reasonable and consistent. He's even applying the same standards to what he perceives to be both sides here. Are you sure you understood him correctly?
 
It has to do with a conspiracy theory that the fires were intentionally started so the government can seize everyone's property and turn them into smart cities. The same theory was spread around during the fires in Hawaii

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Stroke faces from latest F as in Frank:
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I'm sorry

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If Jack had access to the Big Red Button, he'd go MAD on everyone he thinks has ever wronged him.

The fat, evil cripple is also experiencing that funnel every narc finds themselves in once they recognize they're at the end of their life; where they want to take anyone they can down and/or out with them. Jack is gradually going full mask-off with needing the world to end before he does. Unless he can trick Tammy into drinking a cup of tea served with two hundred undissolved gel capsules floating in it, the only act of mutually assured destruction the gimp should still be capable of is when he voids his bowels upon death (to which his family will remark that it's not as bad as it usually is).
 
Jack wants to be Mad. In every meaning of the word, Mad.

Jack wants to go Mad every time he eats, beyond mere human portions. Jack wants to be Mad about the quality of the food and service, Jack wants to be Mad about the prices and the people. Jack wants to be Mad about the latest inconvenience, but Jack would also be Mad if he had nothing to be Mad about, complaining that its too quiet and the other shoes about to drop. If Jack had access to the Big Red Button, he'd go MAD on everyone he thinks has ever wronged him.
Jack should be deported to the shivering isles
 
God allows humans to have free will and show the rest of the world what degeneracy and stupidity in action look like. It’s a shame no one in Jack’s life (to our knowledge) has pulled him aside and told him the truth: That he is the worst possible human advertisement for Christianity and has probably turned quite a few people away from theism altogether.
Jack is possessed by demons.
 
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