DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I still ponder sometimes whether DSP paid more for Khet than the girlfriend experience from Kimberly cost.

Phil easily paid more. Kat traveled back and forth at least a few times, he admitted to at least buying her a completely new wardrobe of muumuus, effectively gave her his car,

People were only wrong on the escort saga due to a technicality. There's also a good possibility that Phil was doing this all with Kat while Leanna was still there.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

I'm very interested to see how Rich plays his appearence with Phil. For one Rich is the absolute worst bloodsport/debate partcipant of all time. Honestly he's even worse than Phil at banter and being quick on his feet. If Rich goes this route he's going to look like an idiot and end up bailing. What I think has a better chance of happening is Rich doing whatever he can to get in the good graces and get a show going with Phil.

It makes perfect sense for them to be together as Rich loves him more than he loves his own family & children.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I'm very interested to see how Rich plays his appearence with Phil. For one Rich is the absolute worst bloodsport/debate particpant of all time. Honestly he's even worse than Phil at banter and being quick on his feet. If Rich goes this route he's going to look like an idiot and end up bailing. What I think has a better chance of happening is Rich doing whatever he can to get in the good graces and get a show going with Phil.

It makes perfect sense for them to be together as Rich loves him more than he loves his own family & children.

I guess RTU made it clear he is going on to just fuck with DSP on his own show but I'm not gonna go through with watching his shit to find out.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

I guess RTU made it clear he is going on to just fuck with DSP on his own show but I'm not gonna go through with watching his shit to find out.

Rich couldn't even handle KingSly without running away twice

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Ah yes Disco Elysium. Another game Phil has no buisiness playing.

 

[neger psykolog]

I honestly want to see this flabby, retard faced mongoloid cry, just because it will be funny. Phil is an irredeemable narc pathological liar who deserves everything coming to him. He uses even his fucking parents as emotional currency fuck he even lied/insinuated that they were terminal for more donations. That is beyond fucked up, hell he asked his month for 10 grand to cover his state taxes which he did not fill in when she retired. I understand it if it is a wedding gift but he went to CT purely to get money from his parents, at least they had him do a shotgun wedding.

Is it just me or has the amount of alog/MATI posts (not gayop posts, that's a different thing) increased since the KC collab fell apart?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Refusing to update BIOS on a 14700KF that is well known for overheating. Would you expect anything else from Phil Burnell?

I wouldn't expect a streamer to basically tell a supposed first-time viewer why people don't like him. Then demonstrate it.

 

[FormerPro]

I feel like the fact that Phil is promoting this RTU pahdcast as a "confrontation" cements the fact that it's going to be the gayest thing of all time where he's like Scrooge at the end of a Christmas Carol. He will have seen the error of his ways by engaging with the drama merchants and offer him all of his chips back in exchange for a truce because recent events have shown him life is too short and Rich was the only one who gave him a fair shake after the incident.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Is it just me or has the amount of alog/MATI posts (not gayop posts, that's a different thing) increased since the KC collab fell apart?

KC/KC Tourists: "OMG! This guy with thousands of hours of videos and 16,000 pages documenting what a piece of shit he is is actually a piece of shit! I can't believe he ruined all the great content we could have had!"
Everyone else in the Snortex:

 

[Jose Cuervo]

RTU recently lost an argument with Ben Thorp, and we all know how Phil handles himself in arguments. I should also remind everyone that RTU recently reached a goal to have a tattoo of DSP in his ass, quite literally.

So much retardation condensed into one stream may cause a singularity event.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP will probably do that no reading contributions shit like with every other "interview" so it really might just be them just attempting to felt KC for like 2 hours.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

I feel like the fact that Phil is promoting this RTU pahdcast as a "confrontation" cements the fact that it's going to be the gayest thing of all time where he's like Scrooge at the end of a Christmas Carol. He will have seen the error of his ways by engaging with the drama merchants and offer him all of his chips back in exchange for a truce because recent events have shown him life is too short and Rich was the only one who gave him a fair shake after the incident.

Rich has a love for Phil that would make happy couples who have been married 50 years jealous. Two 40+ year old bums at the end of their rope who need each other more than anything in this world.

Get ready for the Rich & Phil pals arc.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I wouldn't expect a streamer to basically tell a supposed first-time viewer why people don't like him. Then demonstrate it.
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"someone you insulted on a stream in 2017"
Phil... it was an 11 year old girl.

 

[lupinthethird]

Prediction: DSP brings Richard 'Dropbox' Masucci and Derich on stream and all three profess their love for young girls with DSP finally admitting he groomed Panda Lee

 

[Jerbear89]

friday is going to be some good bacon

 

[neger psykolog]

friday is going to be some good bacon

idk why people have an obsession with bacon, its kind of boring. Pork belly is so much fucking better.

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most people (alottapeepul) love bacon because its "crispy" which means they cook the fuck out of it to make it crispy, it's thin and unfilling (unless you get thick cut bacon)

pork belly you generally always cook in a way that makes the skin extremely crispy (way more crispy than pleb tier bacon) and you're still left with some actual meat and juicy as fuck fat inside it. Even if you don't crisp the skin it tastes miles better than bacon.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

My prediction for the rest of the Snakening:

KC shit on Phil for the next week, dump what they claim is all the DMs on Friday, it's a bit of a nothingburger . They then say they're done with him, he's a worm and he's dead to them.

On 1st April, as Phil's begins to celebrate his birthday week, KC announce they will be soon be holding Ethan Ralph's abandoned Fuck DSP Festival. The festival is on 6th April (Phil's birthday). The shitting on Phil returns. They dump the actual juicy DMs they held on to. Much drama ensues. Phil's birthday is ruined.

Then in the summer, PPP (I call him pee) will apologize to Phil, kiss the ring and say he's sorry for calling Kat a big fat bitch, he was just razzing and it went too far, Phil will say it's okay just don't talk about his family anymore please. Season 2 begins.

 

[neger psykolog]

My prediction for the rest of the Snakening:

KC shit on Phil for the next week, dump what they claim is all the DMs on Friday, it's a bit of a nothingburger . They then say they're done with him, he's a worm and he's dead to them.

On 1st April, as Phil's begins to celebrate his birthday week, KC announce they will be soon be holding Ethan Ralph's abandoned Fuck DSP Festival. The festival is on 6th April (Phil's birthday). The shitting on Phil returns. They dump the actual juicy DMs they held on to. Much drama ensues. Phil's birthday is ruined.

Then in the summer, PPP (I call him pee) will apologize to Phil, kiss the ring and say he's sorry for calling Kat a big fat bitch, he was just razzing and it went too far, Phil will say it's okay just don't talk about his family anymore please. Season 2 begins.

That's not beyond the realm of possibilities to be fair. But I don't know if even DSP of all people is going to start trusting someone who betrayed his trust very publicly... If they tried it and he actually bought into it then I don't even know what to say...

But I did say a few pages back that DSP is in a prime position to get taken advantage of and treated like shit because he needs that money to pay his bills. PPP at least isn't fucking around (so far) and gave a deadline and has now scheduled a stream to reveal stuff. If DSP is lucky then people will forget about it in a few weeks time as they usually do with most shit.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

"I'm moving past drama content altogether."

"RTU is a no-load life loser who is obsessed with me, and he isn't worth my time!"

"Who the fuck cares about RTU? He's been hating on me for years, so fuck him!"

"RTU will be on the Level One Podcast tomorrow, guys."

Blow your head clean off, Phil.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

UH WRONG! DSP just said the vortex (he doesn't say "autism vortex" because he's a pussy) is created by everyone else and he doesn't engage with drama!

We're hitting a 2 hour prestream. I don't give a fuck that he only starts talking 30 minutes after the stream start, that counts as the prestream.

My bad about the wall I just had to vent but it really comes down to both your guys' post that DSP is an actual fucking idiot 90% of the time and actually feigning the other 10% to throw people(detractors who live rent free) off his case, which is 50% of the occupied space in his head.

It has come to my understanding that this fuckin alien works off just being a fuckin retard about anything but in his peripheral at the moment, and doing things because he's worried about what trolls would think about it. A deadly combination that motivates all his actions. There's no real logical reasoning for a lot of the shit he does except: Will this felt the trolls, will this self-felt-myself by the trolls, whats for dinner, is this enough for pulls, and do I have enough liquor to get me to sleep tonight?