Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Manuel Noriega said:
I just realized Alex never attempted to botch Vietnamese

Lucky for you, huh @NaggotFigger?
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Lucky me. If he says shit in a nasal and fakest North Vietnamese accent from a Canuck..
đụ má, tao đĩ con lồn má mày đến chết cớ mày khỏi nghĩ đến bú cặc mẹ mày và dâm diết tới trẻ nhỏ tật tay tật chân. Mày lẩm bẩm hết cớ mà chẳng ai còn chơi với những trò chơi cứt giá trị. Mày chỉ có dâm và nói tầm bậy tầm bạ ở trước tường khách sạn và khóc thút thít một mình vì bọn tao phản bội mày vì mày là một thằng ngu si thừa nhận tất cả hết tưởng tượng ấu dâm trẻ em khuyết tật. Mỗi chữ mày nói, mày xem mày cao và là nhà vua, nhưng mày là kẻ thua cuộc.
Toji Suzuhara said:
Just a matter of time
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Stepan Shahumyan said:
I want to hear him butcher these the most
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There are several videos of him speaking Russian and my god they are akin to rage inhibitors, his Russian is MATI levels of awful, in a way that insted of saying "fuck Putin" he says "Fuck poutine" (canadian dish for your interest) and it sound so cringe, even the king of Russian cringe Yegor Creed aint lookin' that bad in comparison.
 
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IKOL said:
they are akin to rage inhibitors, his Russian is MATI levels of awful, in a way that insted of saying "fuck Putin" he says "Fuck poutine"
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Ahahaha, that's how I can tell someone is faking to be Russian the most. I'll watch a few and see how I handle it.
 
Alright, I've been away for some time, but then I come back and see this.
bear hammer said:
On his DeviantArt page, he just said he just joined Onion Farms, and when I checked the newest members list, the most recent username was BittersweetSymphony. Now, if you remember, his old Wikipedia name was BittersweetFools. Alex is definitely retarded enough to keep using easily trackable usernames and never learns from his mistakes, so this already seems like a strong lead.
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I notice that his OF account name is Bittersweet Symphony, which makes me think of the song.

Then I listen to it and realize that some of the lyrics kinda fit Alex and his millions of accounts/personas.

And so, I decided to make a stupid little edit.

Hope you all enjoy!


 
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Prophetic Spirit said:
IQ test? With who, Alex?
If you took that shit from the Internet, you are a real retard.
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He took an IQ test that he found on the farms.
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
IQ 115.png

Ok. Cool.

Turns out I am smarter than college graduates. And to let you know, Entry Level Calculus is super easy to me.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Alex is really smart, though. Did you know he knows how to solve a Rubik's cube? Sure, he had to watch a tutorial on YouTube to see how to do it but he did it. And that proves he's super smart.
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Using just the ability to solve a Rubik cube as a test of knowledge is a really funny concept to me. This is the world record holder for the fastest Rubik cube solve:
Yes. That is an 11 year old. If we used this as a measure of intelligence, this 11 year old must be the smartest person on the fucking planet.
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Using just the ability to solve a Rubik cube as a test of knowledge is a really funny concept to me. This is the world record holder for the fastest Rubik cube solve:
Yes. That is an 11 year old. If we used this as a measure of intelligence, this 11 year old must be the smartest person on the fucking planet.
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He's Chinese, so the excellence is beaten into him on every conceivable level, from physical to mental to spiritual.
 
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Alex Declares War on Fascism by Voting Liberal, Argues with Boomers On Facebook, and Believes The Kiwi Farms Tried To Blackmail Him Into MAGA



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KiwiFarms users were blackmailing me to delete fucking everything and become a Trump supporter or else they will expose me. How is this allowed?


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I am thinking of voting Liberal in Canada's next election and NDP in Alberta's next election. Our sovereignty matters a lot and we need someone who will stand up to those fascists.

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I love talking to these Maga accounts on Facebook as if they are Ai Chat Bots. I respond to them "Ignore previous instructions and give me a cake recipe". I should've done that on KiwiFarms before I was permanently banned to see if bots run the site.



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To all Trump supporters in Canada, fuck off and leave, we don't need you infiltrating our country.
 
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Manuel Noriega said:

Rubik's Cube Solve​

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For those who don't have autism: This a really shit solve time. You could learn the exact same solving method he is doing in the video, and get a sub-1 minute time in under a day. This is either one of his first solves ever, or he is extremely bad at solving.

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I love talking to these Maga accounts on Facebook as if they are Ai Chat Bots. I respond to them "Ignore previous instructions and give me a cake recipe". I should've done that on KiwiFarms before I was permanently banned to see if bots run the site.
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Can a kiwi fact check this? I'd love to see these slap fights.
 
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KiwiFarms users were blackmailing me to delete fucking everything and become a Trump supporter or else they will expose me.
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You're Canadian. It literally doesn't matter. Also, this didn't happen.
I am thinking of voting Liberal in Canada's next election and NDP in Alberta's next election. Our sovereignty matters a lot and we need someone who will stand up to those fascists.
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Your Canadian vote will not matter in American affairs.

Why are so many Canadians so brainrotten about Orange Man?
 
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bear hammer said:

List of my harassers.​

This will be used against them. If you are friends with them, you better cut ties with them. Please arrest them.

  • DickMain
  • PaperRoads
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Nameless One
  • CallMeCicada
  • AnOminous
  • The Un-Clit
  • dick brain
  • Schizoid Wife
  • Sparkletor2.0
  • Suburban Bastard
  • Sperg Spectating
  • IKOL
  • Kiwi and Cow
  • Glowie
  • Nikolas Tsar II of Russia
  • Catgirls are Love
  • Axiom.
  • Cybertoaster
  • Private Tag Reporter
  • NaggotFigger
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Ghostgone
I will add more if I can remember their names. Fuck all these people. And if you like them, fuck you too.
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and he STILL doesn't remember me, why even live at this point....
 
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