Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Nah don’t worry we Know about the Mollycuddle98/Troonsquatch you good. I swear he had a YouTube channel and he commented the exact same crap on an Amdy archive.
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aw man.... i'm late as ever. should've known better. forgot i had this account until kind of recent. good to be back creeping.

thanks, was trying to remember the username... knew it was something like that and didn't really feel up to digging through the archives of screens for that jump scare. u/diaperedwoman is another interesting one. if interesting means awful.
 
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${Sandy} said:
What if the state mandates that Andrew Ditch gets a colostomy bag to avoid diapers and wiping entirely.

That would be the best outcome imo.
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I've brought this up before.
Andy's one ray of sunshine is making other people change him and wipe his ass. Removing that would absolutely make the poopsquatch depressed, and when andy's sad he throws tantrums.
I can also see andy improperly installing the bags, making a huge mess and begging them to 'undo the surgery' because he's 'too dumb to handle a colostomy bag.' Most likely andy would also be trying to open the port to play with his shit and get sepsis or something. I don't see andy living long with a colonstomy bag, either through his Munchhausen syndrome making him poke at it to get attention and causing a massive infection, or the depression from not getting to shit himself ever again leading to a heart attack. Dude's 40 yo and +400 lbs, andy's due for heart problems
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
I've brought this up before.
Andy's one ray of sunshine is making other people change him and wipe his ass. Removing that would absolutely make the poopsquatch depressed, and when andy's sad he throws tantrums.
I can also see andy improperly installing the bags, making a huge mess and begging them to 'undo the surgery' because he's 'too dumb to handle a colostomy bag.' Most likely andy would also be trying to open the port to play with his shit and get sepsis or something. I don't see andy living long with a colonstomy bag, either through his Munchhausen syndrome making him poke at it to get attention and causing a massive infection, or the depression from not getting to shit himself ever again leading to a heart attack. Dude's 40 yo and +400 lbs, andy's due for heart problems
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So the colostomy bag either makes it so he isn't a problem. Or he keeps being a problem and he puts himself into an early grave dying in a way that I imagine is excruciating painful, and gives us content to laugh at.

I think the colostomy bag idea is a win win.
 
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${Sandy} said:
What if the state mandates that Andrew Ditch gets a colostomy bag to avoid diapers and wiping entirely.

That would be the best outcome imo.
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that would actually be the end of him. he would get sepsis and die.

that or he would fill up the bags with shit and then when he throws his signature tard tantrum he uses it as a bio weapon and launches them at people like the diapers. solving nothing
 
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King Metalia said:
Its funny and very satisfying to know that no matter how hard Andy tries he'll never be diagnosed autistic.
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it’s such a stupid lie anyways. The people with a beyond-gooddoctor surface level understanding of autism know that shit is largely environmental, particularly being correlated with advanced age of the mother. Some these bitches just don’t know when they should stop procreating.

It’s especially not caused by brain damage, at least not that late in a bros life. I remember that one guy said that OPD (organic personality disorder) would be a much more fitting “diagnosis” for Andy’s post car crash behavior and I have to agree. Not that I think any of his shit is real but it’s a much better lie, and probably easier to keep up too. If he did his research into the mental deficiencies he wanted to be, he genuinely might’ve been successful.

Thankfully Andy is not smart and doesn’t have that typa foresight. He is only barely smart enough to fool anyone short term, but his lie is pretty much impossible to maintain long term esp if he’s getting the medics involved. Andy probably just mimics shit he sees in those little autistic child crash out videos recorded and proudly posted by their equally offputting moms.
 
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So I got recommended this video.
Beefy starts us off with one of Andy's early videos and it is very jarring hearing and seeing Andy talk so normally. He goes into the same topics but its not like he does now where he just screams like a baby and about how he's abused. He just looks and sounds like a tismy fat guy. Its weird how normal andy sounds more autistic than baby andy.
Also he claims at 32 he was diagnosed with autism.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
So I got recommended this video.
Beefy starts us off with one of Andy's early videos and it is very jarring hearing and seeing Andy talk so normally. He goes into the same topics but its not like he does now where he just screams like a baby and about how he's abused. He just looks and sounds like a tismy fat guy. Its weird how normal andy sounds more autistic than baby andy.
Also he claims at 32 he was diagnosed with autism.
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It's kinda insidious because you can see him forcing it here and there in this early video too but like the moment he realized he didn't get the attention he desired by larping as a regular IT guy autismo he want full baby. What a horrible person.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
It's kinda insidious because you can see him forcing it here and there in this early video too but like the moment he realized he didn't get the attention he desired by larping as a regular IT guy autismo he want full baby. What a horrible person.
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Oh its incredibly forced here, especially with us knowing all that we know now.
 
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The stimming bullshit seems fake, not just with Andy Ditch but other munchausen autists. Also, lets call it what it is, its fucking fidgeting.

I have friends with autism, and not a single fucking one of them fidgets, atleast not noticeably. My adhd ass fidgets more than any autistic person I know irl. Im always bouncing my leg or messing with my clothes or doing something with my fingers. But autistic people? Not a single autistic person I know irl does that shit.

I think that shits gotta be made up, or it happens with children or severely autistic people and munchausen retards latch onto it and exaggerate the fuck out of it to an obnoxious degree.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Worst part is that he only started doing it late 2024 so anyone with internet access can call his bullshit.
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Same with the fucking teddy bear he carries strapped to his 'tism costume. The damn thing is just SO blatantly screaming 'look, I'm a literal manchild!! See?' that only the most bleeding heart suckers would fall for it.

As our Britbong brothers would say, he over-egged the pudding with that one.
 
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${Sandy} said:
The stimming bullshit seems fake, not just with Andy Ditch but other munchausen autists. Also, lets call it what it is, its fucking fidgeting.

I have friends with autism, and not a single fucking one of them fidgets, atleast not noticeably. My adhd ass fidgets more than any autistic person I know irl. Im always bouncing my leg or messing with my clothes or doing something with my fingers. But autistic people? Not a single autistic person I know irl does that shit.

I think that shits gotta be made up, or it happens with children or severely autistic people and munchausen retards latch onto it and exaggerate the fuck out of it to an obnoxious degree.
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you have never met a retard that rocks back and fourth? jumps up and down over and over and flaps their hands and screeches? i envy you
 
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