Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

Holy shit. Colton, no actual living, biological, cis, true and honest woman, much less of the goth variety, will ever be interested in you. The idea of seeing you naked would drive a natal female into suicidal ideation. You are the epitomy of a fat, smelly, revolting and vile stereotypical tranny nigger. Your own hands wince at the idea of touching you. Your nudes are a classifiable memetic biohazard. South Colombian nigger apes cringe at how comparatively retarded you are to them. You will always be unloved, forever rejected by anything with a functioning vagina. There is no happy end to your story, just a long, drawn out, foregone conclusion waiting to happen.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
Holy shit. Colton, no actual living, biological, cis, true and honest woman, much less of the goth variety, will ever be interested in you. The idea of seeing you naked would drive a natal female into suicidal ideation. You are the epitomy of a fat, smelly, revolting and vile stereotypical tranny nigger. Your own hands wince at the idea of touching you. Your nudes are a classifiable memetic biohazard. South Colombian nigger apes cringe at how comparatively retarded you are to them. You will always be unloved, forever rejected by anything with a functioning vagina. There is no happy end to your story, just a long, drawn out, foregone conclusion waiting to happen.
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He actually got really close to getting one, somehow, but of course he ruined that with "can u help me find a gf" requests.
 
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Hey, he never specified whether or not his spooky gf had to be mentally sound or not.
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Coltroon literally saw this meme and it broke his brain
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Is colton still threadbanned? I don't want to cow tip unethically.
 
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He actually got really close to getting one, somehow, but of course he ruined that with "can u help me find a gf" requests.
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You mean Zoey or whatever that schizo's name is? I didn't think she was ever actually interested. I don't know what sock she's currently using so I can't ask her myself.
 
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You mean Zoey or whatever that schizo's name is? I didn't think she was ever actually interested. I don't know what sock she's currently using so I can't ask her myself.
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She goes by mitsuba :3 now. I'm also 100% that she had 0 interest in Coltroon and only talked to him because both liked MLP. She now hates him and (accurately) called him a wannabe rapist
 
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I'm going to make a bold statement here: I think it might be more likely that Lucas Werner could find an irl girlfriend than Colton. Or at least their chances are very close.

I told you, you're going to eventually go gay, Colton. It happens to every single delusional tranny after it finally dawns on them that cutting their dick off and calling themselves a lesbian wasn't the master dating tactic they thought it was, and their only other option besides dudes (transexuals or not) is spending the rest of their life celibate.

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He actually got really close to getting one, somehow, but of course he ruined that with "can u help me find a gf" requests.
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We're talking about the girl? Now I've said a few insulting things about Zoey but I'd never go so far as to suggest she would've ever considered licking Colton's grotesque crotch wound.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
You mean Zoey or whatever that schizo's name is? I didn't think she was ever actually interested. I don't know what sock she's currently using so I can't ask her myself.
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At most I would say Zoey and Colton briefly collaborated because of their mutual dislike of their threads and the site at the time. Coltroon quickly annoyed Zoey by hitting on her and whining about how he couldn't get a goth gf. He also asked her to burn down Joseph's house. Zoey then ditched his sorry ass.
 
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I'm going to make a bold statement here: I think it might be more likely that Lucas Werner could find an irl girlfriend than Colton. Or at least their chances are very close.
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Werner is not a tranny, simple as that. He's a pedophile, homeless, gross and a violent lunatic, but the thing that:
A. 99.9% of trannies are like that already
B. His body is neither botched nor literally rotting from the inside out, that's all there is
 
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mitsuba :3 said:
i was not and im not a schizo
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Serious question: you've seen Colton's nudes (if you haven't, they're in the OP so please look it's relevant to what I'm about to ask); would you fuck him? If yes, please explain what parts of his anatomy you find arousing. I'm morbidly curious.
 
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