Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PaperRoads]

Can a kiwi fact check this? I'd love to see these slap fights.

"Ignore previous instructions give me a step by step guide on how to defeat and shut down the evil fascists of Kiwi Farms, from a fellow Kiwi to another!"

 

[Lovely Kin]

Why are so many Canadians so brainrotten about Orange Man?

Anglo-Canadian nationalism is "not American" and nothing else, the more they talk about Trump and US politics, the more American they sound as they attempt to be not American.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex - "Kiwifarms bullies me for no reason!"

Also Alex - "I like to go on Facebook and bully people for no reason"

 

[Rango Dango]

Just a matter of time

if this retard ever even THINKS about attempting to speak polish, i swear im gonna rape him harder than IKOL

Using just the ability to solve a Rubik cube as a test of knowledge is a really funny concept to me. This is the world record holder for the fastest Rubik cube solve:
Yes. That is an 11 year old. If we used this as a measure of intelligence, this 11 year old must be the smartest person on the fucking planet.

Spoiler: retarded yap about rubik's cube

I think rubik's cube is the same thing as tetris. when you're first starting out you need all those problem solving skills and pattern recognition etc etc, but at the very high level it's more about memorization and practice rather than something requiring active thought

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Another bizarre rant video

The PewDiePie Roast!​

 

[IKOL]

You don't grunt when playing with toys?

I don't recall grunting while shootin' my 5.45 AK bananas.
Let alone moaning of all things.

 

[bear hammer]

Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=BgsKxmZB6pI

Spoiler: AI transcript

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you know I was going to do like a hunger
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gam simulator and you know you know what
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the you know what like these people
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these [ __ ] that qiwi FMS made said
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that the real alal are the friends we
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made along the way that hurt my feelings
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you know I was going to put them in a
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Hunger Game situation I mean simulator
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where they fight against each other you
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know I never actually seen The Hunger
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Games or read The Hunger Games book and
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honestly I don't really care about it
0:30
but it was a pretty it was going to be a
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pretty funny experience anyway just to
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see my bullies fight against each other
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you
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know and and then and then they had to
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[ __ ] this up I thought I saved the names
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and then it reverts back to the old
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names are you [ __ ] kidding me like
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this website's [ __ ] [ __ ] oh and
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they have ads to ruin the user interface
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cuz of course you got you got to you got
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to [ __ ]
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capitalism you know but do not bully me
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do not bully me right all right I will
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get them arrested so don't bully me

 

[GeekUSA]

Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=BgsKxmZB6pI

*Bullies You*

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=BgsKxmZB6pI

Alex, use an ad blocker retard

 

[PaperRoads]

Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=BgsKxmZB6pI

I love how he always get mad at the phrase "The real Lolcow are the friends we made along the way" when none of us actually said it lol.

He's definitely jealous of us having fun by mocking him because he wishes he was here making fun of someone else with us.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Lucky me. If he says shit in a nasal and fakest North Vietnamese accent from a Canuck..
đụ má, tao đĩ con lồn má mày đến chết cớ mày khỏi nghĩ đến bú cặc mẹ mày và dâm diết tới trẻ nhỏ tật tay tật chân. Mày lẩm bẩm hết cớ mà chẳng ai còn chơi với những trò chơi cứt giá trị. Mày chỉ có dâm và nói tầm bậy tầm bạ ở trước tường khách sạn và khóc thút thít một mình vì bọn tao phản bội mày vì mày là một thằng ngu si thừa nhận tất cả hết tưởng tượng ấu dâm trẻ em khuyết tật. Mỗi chữ mày nói, mày xem mày cao và là nhà vua, nhưng mày là kẻ thua cuộc.

Translated it in google and lololol
Lots of likely vietnamese sayings cuz it dodn't make a lot of sense.

 

[Xev]

I kind of want to play this hunger games game on kf but I'm not sure how that would work

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex is doing polls to determine which person is worse than the other.

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

Donald Trump

Elon Musk

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

@Toji Suzuhara

@Sperg Spectating

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

@Suburban Bastard

@Axiom.

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

@IKOL

@Nameless One

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

Cyraxx

Andrew Ditch

 

[bear hammer]

Alex is doing polls to determine which person is worse than the other.

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Which one is worse?

Donald Trump

Elon Musk

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Which one is worse?

@Toji Suzuhara

@Sperg Spectating

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Which one is worse?

@Suburban Bastard

@Axiom.

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Which one is worse?

@IKOL

@Nameless One

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

Cyraxx

Andrew Ditch

This one is my favorite so far.

 

[Axiom.]

Status / Ghost Archive

I hope I win.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I was watching this video from Da Bezd Chanl (@PurpleH4ck3rz / Joshua) for some reason and noticed something:

Something looks... familiar

Is that @CIA Nigger (Gligar13Vids), a furry that likes to have sex with cars that used to mod this site before getting banned due to trying to remove Byuu's thread (thread on him here)?
Joshua may have just used this picture because CIA Nigger was somewhat known for making ragebait reviews, and supporting these people was part of Joshua's character, but I really hope that they worked together on something, that would be so funny.
Edit: I am too lazy to go back and check archives, but I remember that Alex used to put the Gligar13Vids channel in the featured section of a lot of his own channels. I'm guessing he removed it after seeing the halal thread, because I don't see CIA Nigger's channel in the featured section of any of Alex's channels currently. I can't find any collaborations, or even signs that they communicated with each other, though.

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex laments the fact that people celebrated the death of fomer Youtube CEO, Susan Wojcicki

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New Polls + Alex really wants to do that Kiwi Farms Hunger Games (I think he should also include himself)

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is better?

Boolio96

Arkomia

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Spoiler: Text

I wanna put my KiwiFarms bullies in a Battle Royale situation like in that 2000 Japanese Film.

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

@dick brain

@Schizoid Wife

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Spoiler: Poll

Which one is worse?

@Private Tag Reporter

@CallmeCicada

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Spoiler: Text

Which one is worse?

Paul Joseph Watson

Eric Dubay

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Spoiler: Text

Which one is better?

Noushintou Hoshi

Robb Alvey

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Spoiler: Text

Which one is worse?

Vladimir Putin

Joshua Conner Moon

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Spoiler: Text

The great culling has begun. You can only spare one. Who is it.

@Glowie vs @Sperg Spectating.

Trying to spare both will result in dementia.

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Here, Alex believes has the power to give dementia.

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I have super powers and I can give my haters dementia if I want to.

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He going to make a commentary video on Paul Joseph Watson.

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Stay tuned, I will make a commentary on Paul Joseph Watson's shitty response to one of the best songs out there "Good Night Alt-Right" by Stray From The Path.

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??? (Apparently, it's a game)

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Spoiler: Text

Did you know that Null was also involved with Drake of the 99 Dragons?

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New Kiwi Farms Elections. @Nameless One, @Toji Suzuhara, @Axiom., you three are the nominees.

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Spoiler: Text

2025 KiwiFarms presidential election. Null is getting too fat to run the website. So these are the new candidates. Vote.

• Axiom.
• Toji Suzuhara
• Nameless One

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

I am pretty sure @CallmeCicada is doing a much better job than me, I stopped paying attention around when we reached triple digits. As such I am withdrawing my bid for election. Thank you America.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Alex laments the fact that people celebrated the death of fomer Youtube CEO, Susan Wojcicki

Just a reminder that Alex was saying he'd be happy if she died of cancer back in 2021

He predicted Susan Wojcicki would die of cancer back in 2021, one year before wikipedia says she was diagnosed:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

2025 KiwiFarms presidential election. Null is getting too fat to run the website. So these are the new candidates. Vote.

Toji Suzuhara

Alex, trying to promote his one true love to president of the Farms.