Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

At this point, I genuinely can't tell if Alex is trolling or if he’s actually this unhinged. The line between irony and insanity is completely blurred with him. You would think with his time on kiwi farms, that he would know that what he is doing is making him look stupid and giving himself more attention.
 
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The violent autism is increasing to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

I was originally going to ask "Why is he putting polls up like anyone else actually looks at his stuff to vote on it?", but that very last attachment just threw me for one entire loop.

Does he have battered wife syndrome or something?
 
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bear hammer said:
At this point, I genuinely can't tell if Alex is trolling or if he’s actually this unhinged. The line between irony and insanity is completely blurred with him. You would think with his time on kiwi farms, that he would know that what he is doing is making him look stupid and giving himself more attention.
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It's all an act. He's been trolling us for the past decade. He even trolled the Canadian government to give him a monthly disability check because he's faking his autism. He put together a comprehensive list of every amputee fetish anime he could find just to troll us. He posted the ring cam footage of him autistically screaming to troll us. He infiltrated some obscure meme rap discord and made multiple albums and tried to put them on discogs to troll us. He created hundreds of videos just to troll us. He is actually a well adjusted very intelligent mature man. Obviously.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's all an act. He's been trolling us for the past decade. He even trolled the Canadian government to give him a monthly disability check because he's faking his autism. He put together a comprehensive list of every amputee fetish anime he could find just to troll us. He posted the ring cam footage of him autistically screaming to troll us. He infiltrated some obscure meme rap discord and made multiple albums and tried to put them on discogs to troll us. He created hundreds of videos just to troll us. He is actually a well adjusted very intelligent mature man. Obviously.
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The question is, when is he going to drop the act?
 
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bear hammer said:
At this point, I genuinely can't tell if Alex is trolling or if he’s actually this unhinged. The line between irony and insanity is completely blurred with him. You would think with his time on kiwi farms, that he would know that what he is doing is making him look stupid and giving himself more attention.
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See, for me, this is the fun part about lolcows. His video where he said he was going to force Toji-tan into marriage was obviously a joke, and I think it's very clear that any list he's done since the original Kill List (including revisions to the Kill List) were all done for attention. So how much of Alex's actions are actually his pure unfiltered autism? How much of them are just him trying to get more attention? We will never truly know.
 
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Weird that he is now saying this after A-logging him only a day ago.


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all right So what came to my attention
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is Cyrax is suing uh Kiwi Farms And uh
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okay I'm just going to be straight up
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honest I hate
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Cyrax Everything about him is just
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disturbing to me But I hate Kiwi Farms a
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lot more than Cyrax So I hope Cyrex wins
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the lawsuit so I never have to deal with
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this awful slandering platform ever
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again
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I I could fund Sarak in a lawsuit but I
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can't because I'm afraid if I fund his
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lawsuit he would just do something dumb
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like buy buy something else with
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it cuz lawyers cost
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money Lawyers cost um money
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unfortunately
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So
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I So hopefully a miracle happen He can
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get a good lawyer out of the blue So
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yeah another problem with Cyrax I mean
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yeah he's like the third generation of
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child predator His mother and father his
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I've heard his parents were child
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predators I heard his grandparents were
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child predators That's
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scary But Kiwi Farms is full of uh 12th
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generation child predators
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So so again you know and Joshua Connor
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Moon is the 29th generation of child
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predator So I hope I hope Syrax wins his
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lawsuit against Kiwi Farms Okay Cyrax
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should I
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mean Cyrax should win his lawsuit
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against Kiwi Farms because again Cyrax
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is way better than Kiwi Farms even
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though I hate
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Cyrax So yeah I hope he wins his
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lawsuits against Kiwi Farm so I don't
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have to deal with these slanderous
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bastards ever again So yeah I hope he
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wins I hope he
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wins you
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know I hope he wins against Kiwi Farms
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because Kiwi Farms they stole my heart
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They blackmailed me They done every
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horrible [ __ ] out of the blue
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So
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yeah I hope Syrax wins this case All
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right
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So yeah take down the the form of
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pedophiles that have been
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slandering the more innocent people So
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yeah lot to

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Even though Cyraxx is a child predator, I hope he wins the lawsuit against the pedophile forum KiwiFarms.
 
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I am constantly shocked at the awful behavior of KiwiFarms. They are raised by the same families responsible for the holocaust.

Does anyone have any Idea what he is talking about with this Cyraxx lawsuit btw? I can't find any mention of it.

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Kiwifarms was at least tolerable when I first joined in 2021. Hell, it used to be good site. Now it's the worst website on the planet because it's a fascist agenda website.
 
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I am constantly shocked at the awful behavior of KiwiFarms. They are raised by the same families responsible for the holocaust.

Does anyone have any Idea what he is talking about with this Cyraxx lawsuit btw? I can't find any mention of it.
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I saw he was sperging out about how the trolls were at fault for Topiachu's brother getting killed by a carjacker. So he probably said something about suing the Internet for not arresting all the trolls or some shit.
 
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It's not, lmao please do not let them get away with this. There's multiple parts that clearly say 'under construction' and probably multiple unused drafts that they haven't used, it's obviously not finished. It should have been done by now, but most of the people on the writing team are regulars of the Zoey thread, they all post there constantly. And luckily for Alex they seem more engaged in sucking off her clit her than actually finishing this thread, they couldn't even be bothered to add his discovered aliases and accounts when this was still in PG.

(take note of all the people giving me bad stickers, and notice their pfp and account activity.)
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you finish it if you're so smart then, lol
 
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I used to remember a time Suburban Bastard liked me. He only started hating me in 2022. KiwiFarms was a really chill place in 2021. Now it's a fucking cesspool that you either adapt or go under. Fuck you Suburban Bastard.

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2021 was the last good year for KiwiFarms. Rarely did anyone get banned there. Now everyone constantly gets banned because they don't adapt to the fascist dogma and those who do harass the ones who don't.
 
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2021 was the last good year for KiwiFarms. Rarely did anyone get banned there. Now everyone constantly gets banned because they don't adapt to the fascist dogma and those who do harass the ones who don't.
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Ah yes the fascistic dogma that is... not jerking off to amputee child porn. Truly we are the absolute peak of ontological evil.
 
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Alex reminiscing about the 'good old days' of the Farms like it was a wholesome internet clubhouse before it turned on him is hilarious. Lil bro, it was always a cesspool, people were and will continue to be always getting shit on—it's just that you just weren’t the one getting shit on yet.
 
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It's still insane to me how he has the energy to mald at the farms while on VACATION. Puerto Vallarta is unironically one of the nicest parts of Mexico to visit, with pretty beaches, decent food, and loads of site seeing opportunities, and Alex would literally rather seethe at the farms instead of sharing those experiences with his family. Alex, I hope you know we're never going away, because we know you're always gonna come back.
 
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his Russian is MATI levels of awful, in a way that insted of saying "fuck Putin" he says "Fuck poutine" (canadian dish for your interest) and it sound so cringe,
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Poutine these nuts in ur mouth lol
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I notice that his OF account name is Bittersweet Symphony, which makes me think of the song.

Then I listen to it and realize that some of the lyrics kinda fit Alex and his millions of accounts/personas.
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🎶Try to make ends meet, you're a slave to the cunny, then you die🎶
 
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It's still insane to me how he has the energy to mald at the farms while on VACATION. Puerto Vallarta is unironically one of the nicest parts of Mexico to visit, with pretty beaches, decent food, and loads of site seeing opportunities, and Alex would literally rather seethe at the farms instead of sharing those experiences with his family. Alex, I hope you know we're never going away, because we know you're always gonna come back.
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When you put it that way, it's really sad. I've looked at his previous videos and I don't recall him mentioning his family a lot.

He also seems to be filming alone quite often on his 28k videos channel where he showcases parts of his vacation.
 
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