DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It still amazes me how badly Phil got his just desserts from this. Months of being smug about how PPP and Andy love him, how we were all seething because we couldn't fathom Phil has friends now who love him and his life is turning around. Shit is fucking hilarious in retrospect realizing how it all came crashing down to the (expected) conclusion.

Goddamn it's cathartic and even though Kick steams are on their last legs, I'll enjoy every time he gets frontages now and goes on a 10-minute tangent to the two retards who clicked on his stream and stayed beyond 5 seconds about how he's been betrayed.
 
This is the tune I've been harping on since I joined. I just end up repeating myself a lot, reframing it around the most obvious point that the guy hasn't had a life to speak of outside the internet in a decade. It's clearly done a real number on his mental health and he fucking came into this youtube shit as a fully developed manchild already so in my mind he didn't just double down he's fucked himself six ways from sunday.
As have I. At some point soon after moving to Renton and when he became a regular streamer, any semblance of being a human being stopped for Phil. And, of course, it's only getting worse the further he becomes a drama lolcow streaming for actual retards.
Imagine if all this was just a ploy from KC and dsp and they just wanted to create drama and they go back to being friends next week.
Good chance they re-unite in the future. PPP can use Phil when he really wants to embarrass a lolcow, as when Phil "felts" you, that's as low as it gets. And Phil knows he can get money working with KC.
 
This is the tune I've been harping on since I joined. I just end up repeating myself a lot, reframing it around the most obvious point that the guy hasn't had a life to speak of outside the internet in a decade. It's clearly done a real number on his mental health and he fucking came into this youtube shit as a fully developed manchild already so in my mind he didn't just double down he's fucked himself six ways from sunday.

Just getting that feeling that Peep (that's wut my wife calls him Peep) may inflict some serious lasting damage to his psyche if he can't resist watching all the rest of what they have to say about him. Peep's like the My 600lb Life version of Mr T in Rocky 3 right now he's hungry to dethrone the king, humiliate him and would probably go into phil's house and fuck Kat just to assert his fat dominance.

If phil has any brains left in that fishbowl full of gin fucking head of his he'll keep ducking him and never look back.. by which I mean I fully expect him to be having a good Crying with The King stream by Sunday where we're reminded that he's an alcoholic and that Kat can't climb the stairs so people should take it easy on them in their darkest hour of low support. The Third Path of the righteous on-demand khantent creator is truly beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil tractors.
yeah I noticed you called the Kino Casino/PPP shit back in mid February and it was pretty accurate:
Casino has just been running a classic reversal of fortune con on phil. They made him feel like he was back on top. An influx of cash is not at all unusual for phil at fairly consistent intervals through the year. New whaling is never truly essential because he makes more than enough its just pure habit and greed at this point that he continues to beg as hard as he does. It's one of the few ways he can feel like he has a sense of control over others and himself. What he's really been in need of and has been desperately seeking for the past year has been a massive ego boost.

He finally found someone to play along and play the role of an admirer.. that which alone isn't enough. He couldn't have this "friend" sequestered behind da scenes like Kayut he needs someone else with their own audience who'll allow him to be seen receiving praise and approval while trying to siphon cash from their audience. This guy is legitimately dumb as fuck and fell for the exact same trap he's used through the years to lure in Leanna, Katherine and many a lonely loser to the vortex.

Triple P has had him Triple Pignotized with superficial gestures and the promise of surface level acceptance and I won't be surprised if he's still tentatively under the spell. It would actually be really sad to see someone taken advantage of like this if he wasn't such a scumbag. A scumbag who is quite clearly after yet another horrendous showing last night locked in the throes of mental derangement. I've said for years he has genuine mental problems and I never tried to put it across like a joke but at this point I don't see how anyone can really deny it.

If he is breathing he is lying I've never seen anything quite like it and I've known a few good bullshitters in my time. Being totally oblivious to how he's been set up by Ashton is just the cherry on top this Bloody Friday.

Is he actually one-upping the Kobe Bryant death/Lost save file bit by likening the Steve Cambian Interview to Bloody Sunday in Ireland where a bunch of Catholic civil rights protestors were gunned down? :story:
 
How the fuck does this Connecticut homosexual not have any government ID other than his SSN? This nigga is even lower than niggercattle.
I would have thought he at least would have needed one for Sikorsky since they deal with the government.
No way does he have a Snake
Sure he does. He drops analcondas daiy
I really can't see either Khet or Phil owning reptiles
So, pets help line up the PetSmart expenditures in the bank leaks.
What about his being 'too hot' complaints all the time being related to having the heat cranked for reptiles?
If Phil has a bearded dragon
He does. It's his pet name for khet's queefbox.
 
Good chance they re-unite in the future.
No way.
Phil's already been put to pasture. Like they said on stream. Phil's way too boring to keep a friendly facade with. They were already cracking when they'd half heartedly read his replies in chat and pretty much shitting on him.
Phil's ego won't let him forgive either
 
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Daily wrap still coming for today so DSP can fill us in on his robust night off for taxes
 
I'm so tired of these other lolcows infesting the goutsphere.
DSP doesn't seem to understand that he's just going to get all of those lolcow's audiences and hardcore alogs paying attention to him at a time when a whole bunch of private shit has surfaced about him that paints him as a liar and extremely vulnerable (in a certain way). It's already bad enough that he has KC alogs paying attention to him but he seems intent on just fanning the fire with retard collaborations instead of taking a breather for 2-3 weeks.

He would've done better to partner with Derish or someone way lower profile than RTU.
 
The stuff PPP has revealed so far reveals a pretty strong reason: DSP is severely mentally ill and incapable of managing his own life
Yeah, it's called being a dick.

Seriously though, it's funny how his major malfunction over the years has always manifested in him being nasty to others. And it's not like he is incapable of being something else. If he really wants he can be......not pleasant........not decent.......not normal......just......uh.....less of a bitch. But that's something he obviously doesn't want to be.
 
Yeah, it's called being a dick.

Seriously though, it's funny how his major malfunction over the years has always manifested in him being nasty to others. And it's not like he is incapable of being something else. If he really wants he can be......not pleasant........not decent.......not normal......just......uh.....less of a bitch. But that's something he obviously doesn't want to be.
idk how I feel about PPP/KC and their approach to him, but I think it is the first time he has dealt with someone that isn't going to back down and has serious doubts about the stories he has been telling and is going fully gloves off. He's pretty much getting a taste of his own medicine in a way.

I'm going to be really interested to see the receipts get dropped fully because I am sure the combined autism of everyone here may be able to spot contradictions and know deep esoteric DSP law (only "real detractors" are able to do that) to find a few things that just don't make sense which will probably show he has been lying luck fuck about stuff to PPP.

And yeah it basically never happens that he just has a "nice streaming day". He always claims "drama free" but when you have to say that every day it's never going to be true. He has serious resting bitch face and rarely smiles. I can't recall many times hearing him randomly say something nice just for the sake of saying something nice to another person. He really is 100% focused on his money mountain and is basically using high pressure sales tactics and doing that shit 6 days a fucking week. Maybe he has a child like picture of shit and thinks being nice is a weakness and anyone wants to see someone unironically be "The King of Hate" when they're more than 40 years old.

And no I don't count him occasionally saying nice things to his dents as just being nice for the sake of being nice because they're basically his cult members.
 
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Daily wrap still coming for today so DSP can fill us in on his robust night off for taxes
Not desperate at all. If Phil tries to pull a KC on Rich and glaze him to get content, it will inevitably blow up in his face, and descend into them calling each other retards.
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I'm so tired of these other lolcows infesting the goutsphere.
"Huh? Felting? 3 Paths? Snaked by someone you call PPP? Warski's hot bod?"
"Uh, what are you talking about? RGBs and more useless shit in my background? Gay Lego Plants?"
"We just got gifted a new P.C. and we're about to play a ton of games I normally wouldn't be able too, ha ha. I told you I don't want to do drama anymore and this a gaming channel."

"Boy, some of you guys are moronic dunces. What the hell is the King's Tax?"
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"Anyway guys, let's start the gameplay. Let's AT LEAST hit the $50(in tips) and I'll be okay for the stream!
"Hey Derich what's up! Thank you for that pokemon fact"
 
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Imagine Kino reaching out to RTU, expecting DSP to do this... and tomorrows appaerance would be a gayops.
Wink wink Pee. Snipe Phil's stream. Show his bitch ass he's not in control.

Good chance they re-unite in the future. PPP can use Phil when he really wants to embarrass a lolcow, as when Phil "felts" you, that's as low as it gets. And Phil knows he can get money working with KC.
Even if, IF that ever happens, it would make Phil look like the biggest bitch, which he is but now even more.
I would have believed this is just kayfabe if Pee (Steve calls him Pee, btw) hadn't tripled (P) down on the fat wife insults, so Phil can't just walk that back because it means one of two things:
1. He's ok if you insult his wife.
2. He's not ok with it but is too much of a bitch to stand up for her.
And even if all that was just part of the bit, he still looks like a fucking asshole, which he is, and someone you can't trust when being serious, which you can't.

His ego is just too big and Phil is too much of a shit actor. Bringing Rich seals the deal for me and will only make KC more annoyed at him.
 
Wink wink Pee. Snipe Phil's stream. Show his bitch ass he's not in control.


Even if, IF that ever happens, it would make Phil look like the biggest bitch, which he is but now even more.
I would have believed this is just kayfabe if Pee (Steve calls him Pee, btw) hadn't tripled (P) down on the fat wife insults, so Phil can't just walk that back because it means one of two things:
1. He's ok if you insult his wife.
2. He's not ok with it but is too much of a bitch to stand up for her.
And even if all that was just part of the bit, he still looks like a fucking asshole, which he is, and someone you can't trust when being serious, which you can't.

His ego is just too big and Phil is too much of a shit actor. Bringing Rich seals the deal for me and will only make KC more annoyed at him.
The 1st thing is really crazy in hindsight since he has defended derich more than his own wife
 
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