I truly can't tell if he even comprehends that even if he wins against the "detractors" he literally wins nothing from it. He's extremely delusional.
We kinda already saw it, didn't we? At the height of his "resurgence" he couldn't move on, he had to keep focusing on detractors and felting the detractors and proving the detractors wrong. He daydreams about winning the lotto and suing every single person that ever said something bad about him. You can bet he'd go full Billy Mitchell wasting millions just to get August the Duck's videos erased and trying to get a public apology off him.
He will never move on because he enjoys being a victim. Like yesterday when he said "no one ever does anything nice for me" despite making six figures off e-begging and having gotten a nice bump in cash plus opportunities to branch out. Even watching the WPIG Dent Sea Scrolls you can see that Phil at his absolute height had to be a victim of something. If it wasn't trolls it was other people becoming popular, but it's always something.
But reptiles, while admittedly seeming a little out of character for Phil
They actually fit perfectly given how alien he is.
We get that on Friday with Gundam joining in.
What did Phil call him? The clown prince of detractors or something? Fucking chuuni shit, he really thinks he's Batman and there's a rogue gallery of detractors.
Now we're supposed to believe that he has an entire menagerie that he hasn't tried monetizing or milking on social media for easy clicks?
I think that this a broken telephone thing combined with Phil's use of semantics.
He has a cat? He has a family.
He has a bunny and a cat? He has "all these creatures" in the house.
I think the more likely scenario if this is true will be much more simple. Maybe it's just Jasper, the dead bunny, a small fish tank and all the brids and squirrels that gather on Phil's backyard or wherever he has the feeder. That, in Phil's mind, would qualify as him caring for dozens of creatures. I think all that talk about guinea pigs and reptiles just isn't it. Phil will call exotic to some fucking beta fish because the guy at the store said it was exotic.
The way things are going I don't really think DSP is going to use the term "felted" anymore because it will probably trigger Kino Casino PTSD deep within him.
He's still doing the Tardski clap, which sounds fucking hilarious because the fucking idiot's filters drown the sound and plus he claps with the cadence of a middle-aged woman clapping a goal for the kid of the other mother she hates. I think he will keep using it for a while but will start to phase it and ban people who use it and call it a stupid meme. Just out of principle, especially since Pee (that's what Steve Cambian from Truthseekers calls him btw, he calls him Pee) will associate the word "felted" with "felting Phil" or "Phil got felted". It will help if detractors adopt the term whenever Phil doesn't hit the goal.
