Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Yes Alex, it's the fascists' fault you got "exposed" and perma-banned, it wasn't the loli amputee porn you drew, the deranged meltdowns, your revenge lists, the unhinged things you say daily, or the fact that you can’t stop acting retarded online.

Truly, if it weren’t for those dastardly fascists, KiwiFarms would have stayed your safe space forever. Nothing is ever your fault, you are not capable of making mistakes. Now go forth, warrior of justice, and declare your great war, surely this time, reality itself will bend to your will.

image_2025-03-18_215654279.png

Post / Archive

Fascists ruin and destroy everything. They bully those who don't submit and they took over KiwiFarms. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't of been exposed and I wouldn't of been permanently banned from there. I am declaring a war on fascism and no fascist would be spared.
 
  • Like
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Drip irrigation, invisibult plus+, Laburnum and 3 others
PaperRoads said:
When you put it that way, it's really sad. I've looked at his previous videos and I don't recall him mentioning his family a lot.

He also seems to be filming alone quite often on his 28k videos channel where he showcases parts of his vacation.
Click to expand...
His family was there off and on over the four fucking months he's been sitting down there. His sister and her pooner dood got engaged down there a couple months ago. They posted pics of waterfalls and sightseeing stuff on their Facebooks. His parents were down there, too. The beer video he says those beers are from his folks and they left them when they went back to Canada. He just either doesn't want to spend time with his family or his family doesn't want to spend time with him. I can imagine if they went out for the day sightseeing and brought him along he would be whining about his ears hurting or complaining that he doesn't have Internet the whole time. If you look through the rare comments on his Facebook his family really babies him. "IM GOING TO STOP EATING CANDY AND DRINKING SODA POP" "Good job, sweetie! We're so proud of you for making healthy choices ❤️" "You can do it! Believe in yourself!"
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Feels
Reactions: invisibult plus+, Admiral Throbnelius, Rango Dango and 11 others

Alex Is Reading His Thread Again, Gets Followed by a Porn Bot, Spergs About Kiwi Farms, And Celebrates A Literal Who Splinter Site During It's Downtime.​



image_2025-03-18_233321692.png
Post / Archive

Listen, you liked my armless girls, shut the fuck up and stop lying.

You're not cool by subscribing to the fascist dogma.



image_2025-03-18_233035732.png
Post / Archive

You're just jealous that I can solve a rubiks cube and you can't.

image_2025-03-18_233809708.png
Post / Archive

If you don't stop. I will destroy the sun.


image_2025-03-18_232109378.png
Post / Archive

NOOOOOOOOOOO, A FUCKING PORN BOT TRIED TO FOLLOW ME! NOW I HAVE TO WHINE UNTIL SOMEONE NORMAL FOLLOWS ME! FUCK YOU ELON MUSK!


image_2025-03-18_232730234.png
Post / Archive

With that being said, It's a good thing I'm banned from KiwiFarms, especially now that it's a terrorist website, holy fuck.

image_2025-03-18_233627757.png
Post / Archive

There needs to be more posts, more media complaining about the current state of KiwiFarms.

image_2025-03-18_233455318.png
Post / Archive

502 Farms is down. Yay!
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Drip irrigation, Laburnum, PaperRoads and 5 others
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
  • Disagree
Reactions: Drip irrigation, ChromaQuack, PaperRoads and 3 others
Flaming_Barghast said:
I vote we ignore him unless he posts more weird drawings or has a funny sperg, it's quite obvious he's doing this stupid shit for attention and it's annoying. If it's anything like Emily, he'll also go to the funny farm for a sperg out.
Click to expand...
I'm agreeing here. He's just posting shit and making @bear hammer dance like a monkey screen capping and re-posting his pointless sperging here. I say ignore him until he does something interesting. This thread moves at the speed of light but much of it is pointless.

Besides, does a single other person off the Farms pay any attention to this faggot? No wonder he's obsessed with us.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Croak & Caw, Laburnum, Xev and 8 others
The list has been updated

image_2025-03-19_001501403.png



Post / Archive

List of my harassers.​


This will be used against them. If you are friends with them, you better cut ties with them. Please arrest them.

  • DickMain
  • PaperRoads
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Nameless One
  • CallMeCicada
  • AnOminous
  • The Un-Clit
  • dick brain
  • Schizoid Wife
  • Sparkletor2.0
  • Suburban Bastard
  • Sperg Spectating
  • IKOL
  • Kiwi and Cow
  • Glowie
  • Nikolas Tsar II of Russia
  • Catgirls are Love
  • Axiom.
  • Cybertoaster
  • Private Tag Reporter
  • NaggotFigger
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Gravemind
  • GeekUSA
  • A Very Big Fish
  • bear hammer
  • PositiveMonk
  • Pedophobe (what an ironic name)
  • Anti Drug War Cuban Hero
  • The Noticer
  • LowlyPheasant
  • Rango Dango
  • Manuel Noriega
  • Xef
  • Flaming_Barghast
  • Stepam Shahumyan
  • Butwhythough2
  • Prophetic Spirit
  • Bay Kemal
  • Labernum
  • rel=alternative
  • Kyouyama Kazusa
  • Kim
  • Null
I will add more if I can remember their names. Fuck all these people. And if you like them, fuck you too.

I am at war with these fascist pedophiles. Be on my side, not theirs.

Sucks that I have to go on KiwiFarms to remember whose Bullying me.
 
  • Informative
  • Feels
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Drip irrigation, ⚞⛇⚟, Laburnum and 6 others
bear hammer said:
PositiveMonk
Click to expand...
My theory is confirmed. The best way to get on the list is to drag up something he's said in the past.
bear hammer said:
You're just jealous that I can solve a rubiks cube and you can't.
Click to expand...
🧩 I'm convinced valuing rubiks cubes is a sign of being a massive retard. I've known multiple spergs across many ages who have used rubiks cubes as a metric for "intelligence". The rubiks cube is a solved problem, you apply an algorithm and solve it, there are multiple algorithms to do so. The challenge is the speed at which you can solve it, not the fact that you solved it. It's a slightly more engaging fidget toy, you're not impressive for being able to solve it. Alex if you are reading this, what's your best solve time?
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: The Un-Clit, LowlyPheasent, Manuel Noriega and 2 others
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
His family was there off and on over the four fucking months he's been sitting down there. His sister and her pooner dood got engaged down there a couple months ago. They posted pics of waterfalls and sightseeing stuff on their Facebooks. His parents were down there, too. The beer video he says those beers are from his folks and they left them when they went back to Canada. He just either doesn't want to spend time with his family or his family doesn't want to spend time with him. I can imagine if they went out for the day sightseeing and brought him along he would be whining about his ears hurting or complaining that he doesn't have Internet the whole time. If you look through the rare comments on his Facebook his family really babies him. "IM GOING TO STOP EATING CANDY AND DRINKING SODA POP" "Good job, sweetie! We're so proud of you for making healthy choices ❤️" "You can do it! Believe in yourself!"
Click to expand...
I mean in fairness he might just put his phone away when he's spending time with his family.

On the other hand, if Alex had posted three videos every single day from the day he was born until today he would have uploaded less than he has to the Chords of Brazil IV channel alone. So probably not.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
  • Like
Reactions: Kyouyama Kazusa, The Un-Clit, PaperRoads and 5 others
PositiveMonk said:
My theory is confirmed. The best way to get on the list is to drag up something he's said in the past.

🧩 I'm convinced valuing rubiks cubes is a sign of being a massive retard. I've known multiple spergs across many ages who have used rubiks cubes as a metric for "intelligence". The rubiks cube is a solved problem, you apply an algorithm and solve it, there are multiple algorithms to do so. The challenge is the speed at which you can solve it, not the fact that you solved it. It's a slightly more engaging fidget toy, you're not impressive for being able to solve it. Alex if you are reading this, what's your best solve time?
Click to expand...
I noticed I only got added after mentioning ignoring him, lmao.
bear hammer said:





Isn’t that literally what a lolcow is? Someone who does stupid shit for attention and has spergouts? Are you reading what you are typing???
Click to expand...
No, it's about unusual individuals with 3 catagories- narcissistic, don't listen to advice, and are funny/unusual in a notable way. There are quite a few lolcows that actually won't post at all if you're too critical of them in any way, Daniel Larson comes to mind for that. Cobes too, if you're too much of a dickhead, he ignores you or stops talking about whatever you were criticizing for a little while.
He is currently knocking off 2 of the 3, he's occasionally interesting, and he does have something that makes him unusual, but it isn't very entertaining rn. Lolcows are best without our interference, and we are feeding into his desire for attention, so he doesn't feel a need to be his truly retarded self. He just has to make you dance like a monkey and we'll give it to him. Have you ever seen an attention whore blow the fuck up after being ignored?

Watch. Have everyone ignore him for a single day, maybe 2 and I promise, the fallout will be hysterical. I have never been wrong about this call before.

Many Kiwis in here that also follow Emily Cassidy's thread agreed with me there so we stopped for a week. She lost it so fucking bad she was sent to a literal mental institution and hasn't been seen since.
A single day or 2 won't be nearly as explosive but equally entertaining.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Optimistic
Reactions: ⚞⛇⚟, Glowie, The Un-Clit and 4 others
Flaming_Barghast said:
I vote we ignore him unless he posts more weird drawings or has a funny sperg, it's quite obvious he's doing this stupid shit for attention and it's annoying. If it's anything like Emily, he'll also go to the funny farm for a sperg out.
Click to expand...
The Un-Clit said:
I'm agreeing here. He's just posting shit and making @bear hammer dance like a monkey screen capping and re-posting his pointless sperging here. I say ignore him until he does something interesting. This thread moves at the speed of light but much of it is pointless.

Besides, does a single other person off the Farms pay any attention to this faggot? No wonder he's obsessed with us.
Click to expand...
Flaming_Barghast said:
Watch. Have everyone ignore him for a single day, I promise, the fallout will be hysterical. I have never been wrong about this call before.
Click to expand...
Challenge: Likely impossible.
(Surely if I say as much, you people will prove me wrong.)
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: PaperRoads
Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
He said you were cool because you got banned. Guess you're not so cool anymore :smug:
Click to expand...
I didn't get "banned" in an average way, I reported myself to take a break. Something Alex would never do. Jannies will ban you if you ask. Cool feature. Hey Alex you have no right to call anything "cool" anyways. You're lame, you watch too much Asian cartoons and jack off to amputee children. Anything you consider cool should be discarded.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Endless Torment, Catgirls are Love, The Un-Clit and 11 others
Alex Attempts To Troll His Bullies Back, And Deboonks Paul Joseph Watson About UK Roads


image_2025-03-19_030522221.png
Posts / Archive

No fascists, fascism was the reason I got banned from KiwiFarms.



image_2025-03-19_031333578.png
Post / Archive

Stop calling me a "stupid nigger" that's racist.

@NaggotFigger
image_2025-03-19_031435817.png
Post / Archive

I'm gonna "steal" naggotfiggers Stolen Suhail art.


image_2025-03-19_031659671.png
Post / Archive

It's unfair that KiwiFarms didn't ban the assholes who exposed, bullied and dox me. By doing this, they're promoting terrorism and fascism. Kiwifarms was responsible for the Christchurch shooting by the way.



image_2025-03-19_031851250.png
Post / Archive

2 stupids in one. Paul Joseph Watson Bullying Zelenskyy while promoting his gold scam. Note how Paul's thread on KiwiFarms is extremely quiet.



 
  • Like
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Drip irrigation, Catgirls are Love, Kyouyama Kazusa and 4 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back