Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Candover]

"jucicy", why go to facebook for e-whores anyway the BOY need to get off there and onto better sites

The boy uses chaturbate constantly, so in his mind, all of those women are part of his “legion of fan girls wanting to fuck” him. Even if they have no idea who he is.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Our boy is really wowing all of the e-whores on Facebook. It won’t be long until we get another Methica or the original Methica, but part two.

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The social media Indian commenter saga continues.

 

[Candover]

Fresh new video, the boy is back to mixing low grade plastic jug vodka with beer.

Also, here's an absolutely disgusting picture of the state of his feet. Looks like he's been walking barefoot on coal dust.

 

[Mushroom King]

Fresh new video, the boy is back to mixing low grade plastic jug vodka with beer.

Also, here's an absolutely disgusting picture of the state of his feet. Looks like he's been walking barefoot on coal dust.

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Transcript : MJ Klein is a special needs drink reviewer [x8] They tricked a mentally ill man into shouting out cyrax [x8] I unsubscribed and removed all my likes [x2]

 

[clipartfan92]

Spoiler: Local archive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1elX-q_4Ppo (archive.ph)(PreserveTube)(720p catbox.moe archive.org)

edit: Nikolai vodka mixed with Guinness? How could you possibly drink that without puking?

 

[Slim Boglim]

The audacity of this dude to lecture people about getting trolled and how they need to realize not everybody is out there trying to be your friend for real. Only to then tell a story about his “friend” calling him up balling her eyes out completely distraught about the retarded guy who reviews energy drinks he’s subscribed to shouting out cyrax. Yeah dude what a completely natural and plausible thing to happen. In no way whatsoever are you getting played like a fiddle by trolls in some group chat who also orchestrated getting the guy to shoutout cyrax so they can alert you to it for a reaction

Also the fact he recognizes the guy is special needs and was bullied/harassed into shouting out cyrax and doesn’t know who or what that is but still holds him accountable and punishes him for it by unsubbing and removing his likes prime cobra logic

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

MJCline got posted in keno chat around a year ago and i have been popping in to see what was new with him every now and then. Seems like just a harmless soda tard to me but i did not dig into his history. Checking his comments on his newest vids and it looks like he is getting the full attention of the cyrax troles. Any validity to the claims or are they just going after anyone who looks funny now?

 

[Candover]

The audacity of this dude to lecture people about getting trolled and how they need to realize not everybody is out there trying to be your friend for real. Only to then tell a story about his “friend” calling him up balling her eyes out completely distraught about the retarded guy who reviews energy drinks he’s subscribed to shouting out cyrax. Yeah dude what a completely natural and plausible thing to happen. In no way whatsoever are you getting played like a fiddle by trolls in some group chat who also orchestrated getting the guy to shoutout cyrax so they can alert you to it for a reaction

Also the fact he recognizes the guy is special needs and was bullied/harassed into shouting out cyrax and doesn’t know who or what that is but still holds him accountable and punishes him for it by unsubbing and removing his likes prime cobra logic

And yet Cobra is above being responsible for doing the exact same thing multiple times. Shouting out war criminals, sickos, etc. He loves to throw completely unrelated people under the bus "I didn't do it intentionally!".

It makes him feel good about himself knowing he's "better" than other people with more debilitating special needs. Chris-Chan logic and emotionally-deaf.

 

[Really Normal]

Thats a hoof not a foot.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

And yet Cobra is above being responsible for doing the exact same thing multiple times. Shouting out war criminals, sickos, etc. He loves to throw completely unrelated people under the bus "I didn't do it intentionally!".

It makes him feel good about himself knowing he's "better" than other people with more debilitating special needs. Chris-Chan logic and emotionally-deaf.


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He has a Trumpian cadance in this one

 

[Jerbear89]

Our boy is really wowing all of the e-whores on Facebook. It won’t be long until we get another Methica or the original Methica, but part two.

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1000x better than Jessica

 

[BallBuster II]

Fresh new video, the boy is back to mixing low grade plastic jug vodka with beer.

Also, here's an absolutely disgusting picture of the state of his feet. Looks like he's been walking barefoot on coal dust.

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I have seen Hobbit feet in better condition than these ungodly hooves.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Fresh new video, the boy is back to mixing low grade plastic jug vodka with beer.

Also, here's an absolutely disgusting picture of the state of his feet. Looks like he's been walking barefoot on coal dust.

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The million dollar question is how does he accomplish this without leaving his house? The runner-up question would be asking the boy to demonstrate how to use a mop.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

The million dollar question is how does he accomplish this without leaving his house? The runner-up question would be asking the boy to demonstrate how to use a mop.

You just know he has not swept, mopped, or vacuumed that floor even once.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Fresh new video, the boy is back to mixing low grade plastic jug vodka with beer.

Also, here's an absolutely disgusting picture of the state of his feet. Looks like he's been walking barefoot on coal dust.

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People fail to realize he's a Hobbit and not a Boglim. Likes his pipe weed and mead. Little to no ambition. Don't know why people don't see it. I believe he's a manlet as well.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Do we know what happened to the 400 bucks from the gofundme? I don't remember him mentioning it in a while.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Do we know what happened to the 400 bucks from the gofundme? I don't remember him mentioning it in a while.

Doordash, foodhacks, cigarettes and Nikolai Vodka. TMDWU youtoob.

 

[Your Landlord]

The million dollar question is how does he accomplish this without leaving his house?

That comes from smoking inside. No matter how tidy you try to be, you, your stuff, and your floor get covered by tiny specs of ash.

The runner-up question would be asking the boy to demonstrate how to use a mop.

If his mopping is anything like that one GIF of him vaccuming in the cock-holster, it would be quite a sight to behold. He did work at Wendy's for awhile, so he at least knows the basics of mopping.
At this point I imagine he would just water-damage the hell out of that trailer and give up halfway through.

 

[Rubber Plant]

People fail to realize he's a Hobbit and not a Boglim. Likes his pipe weed and mead. Little to no ambition. Don't know why people don't see it. I believe he's a manlet as well.

I thought he was close to 6 foot tall.

 

[biggacracka]

I thought he was close to 6 foot tall.

He's around 5'9" 6'